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Nov 12, 2017 12:00
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'll see your Cum Box and raise you The Cum Sock: 
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Nov 12, 2017 12:07
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I can handle these gross cum things because I've seen them before. That being said, the only one I just can't deal with is the one with the mushrooms. x100
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Nov 12, 2017 12:20
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I can handle these gross cum things because I've seen them before. That being said, the only one I just can't deal with is the one with the mushrooms. eat the mushroom rupert
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Nov 12, 2017 12:25
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Jars of cum on fire off the radiator in a goon's hovel. I watched cum streaks glitter in the dark near the My Little Pony season 3 deluxe blu-ray edition box set. All those moments will be lost in time, like cum in rain.
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Nov 12, 2017 13:24
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Nov 12, 2017 13:26
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Huh?
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Nov 12, 2017 14:19
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Update of Munch's "The Scream" isn't as good as the original.
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Nov 12, 2017 14:21
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Panfilo posted:Imagine how much worse it would smell when you burn it... Probably like throwing a chlorine tablet in a fire. 
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Nov 12, 2017 14:37
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This was my reaction to the last two pages as well.
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Nov 12, 2017 15:26
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Elon Musk having a rough day
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Nov 12, 2017 18:42
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Labes for days posted:This was my reaction to the last two pages as well. yeah plkease kill me have some nice and wholesom aug'   
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Nov 12, 2017 19:40
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Oh, I love him and his custom suit he flew to Hong Kong for because no one in the US is willing to make a custom suit, apparently.
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Nov 12, 2017 19:45
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Man, I'm glad they cancelled the sequel to the DmC reboot, those screens look awful.
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Nov 12, 2017 19:47
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remigious posted:I have seen other people's cum collections too many times on this godforsaken site. I can't handle it! 
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Nov 12, 2017 20:22
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I mean sure, you gotta have a cum collection, what else are you gonna do with it? But don't show it to people, jesus christ
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Nov 12, 2017 21:41
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Skeleton Ape posted:But don't show it to people, jesus christ If you have a collection, of course you'd want it in a well-lit display cabinet for visitors to appreciate and admire.
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Nov 12, 2017 21:45
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lol if you don't have Enrique cataloguing your cockmilk
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Nov 12, 2017 22:23
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lol if you don't have a cum cellar where you age your cum in oak barrels
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Nov 12, 2017 22:45
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Comptroll The Forums posted:lol if you don't have a cum cellar where you age your cum in barrels made from crystallized cum socks.
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Nov 12, 2017 23:22
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Paladinus posted:Huh? text me a vag pic posted:yeah plkease kill me
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Nov 12, 2017 23:34
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Parts Kit posted:He just realized the entire train is made of cum. In a way, aren't we all made from cum?
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Nov 13, 2017 00:27
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Comptroll The Forums posted:In a way, aren't we all made from cum? Partially, yes.
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Nov 13, 2017 00:49
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"We're made of star cum." Carl Sagan, unreleased draft of Cosmos
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Nov 13, 2017 00:53
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"Cogito ergo cum"
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Nov 13, 2017 00:56
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Lotta contenders for a thread title here
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Nov 13, 2017 01:15
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Stoatbringer posted:If you have a collection, of course you'd want it in a well-lit display cabinet for visitors to appreciate and admire. Sorry, can't make it to brunch next Sunday, gotta curate my cum collection.
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Nov 13, 2017 01:18
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cash crab posted:There was a whole hoarders thread on GBS IIRC. I'm the slight trace of a bite mark in the oxygen absorber pouch sitting in the bottom of the beef jerky packet, because it was, along with two pieces of jerky, crammed into a mouth without eyes being diverted from a screen.
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Nov 13, 2017 01:31
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Stabby McStabsalot posted:I'm the slight trace of a bite mark in the oxygen absorber pouch sitting in the bottom of the beef jerky packet, because it was, along with two pieces of jerky, crammed into a mouth without eyes being diverted from a screen. nice try, but like hell am I gonna examine that goon’s nest in any depth 
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Nov 13, 2017 01:37
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Sludge Tank posted:"Cogito ergo cum" cum quod?
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Nov 13, 2017 01:44
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Stabby McStabsalot posted:I'm the slight trace of a bite mark in the oxygen absorber pouch sitting in the bottom of the beef jerky packet, because it was, along with two pieces of jerky, crammed into a mouth without eyes being diverted from a screen. I'm the 16+ bottles/jars of piss
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Nov 13, 2017 01:45
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Nov 13, 2017 02:01
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SatansOnion posted:nice try, but like hell am I gonna examine that goon’s nest in any depth I can appreciate that dude still finds the time to get blazed while laying around in squalor & filth
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Nov 13, 2017 02:02
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I don't like this Max Payne reboot.
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Nov 13, 2017 02:09
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those loving cum box/jar/sock pictures legit made me dry heave. knock that poo poo off.
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Nov 13, 2017 02:20
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Comptroll The Forums posted:"We're made of star cum..." Carl Sagan, unreleased draft of Cosmos "...We are a way for the cummies to know itself"
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Nov 13, 2017 02:24
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Sludge Tank posted:"...We are a way for the cummies to know itself" "I am becum death, destroyer of girls"
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Nov 13, 2017 02:30
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Nobody making a statement like "That guy must have graduated cum laude"?
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Nov 13, 2017 02:35
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In this moment, I am cum. Not because of any phony god’s ejaculation. But because, I am enlightened by my cum.
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Nov 13, 2017 02:37
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:I'm the 16+ bottles/jars of piss Dont open the takeout boxes, they are full of, uh, secrets. Yeah. Secrets.
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