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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Flikken posted:

You gonna go on motorcycle patrol?

I'm going to jail for the first couple of years at least.

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Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Chichevache posted:

I'm going to jail for the first couple of years at least.

Oh you poor bastard, well you can always make money smuggling stuff in....

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

the 49ers should start the fridge with airbags at qb

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


So good news: Browns are still alive

Bad news: they play the Packers, Hundley, and the Dom Capers Defense Week 14, so we might only have one more month of that

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Chris James 2 posted:

So good news: Browns are still alive

Bad news: they play the Packers, Hundley, and the Dom Capers Defense Week 14, so we might only have one more month of that

Good news: the Niners play the Giants this weekend. I would bet on the Niners over the Giants at this point.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


The Browns are my bandwagon team this year so I would really love it if the 49ers smashed the Giants.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


All I want is a 49ers - Giants tie.

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

Cleveland made it interesting, but Kizer got hosed up so he missed some of the game, plus even when he was in, some bonehead plays were made

https://twitter.com/CardiacCarolina/status/929794083773714432

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Bob Morales posted:

Cleveland made it interesting, but Kizer got hosed up so he missed some of the game, plus even when he was in, some bonehead plays were made

https://twitter.com/CardiacCarolina/status/929794083773714432

Amazing.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Congrats 49ers on avoiding the winless season.

Browns, I believe in you.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


And Then There Was One

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
Lions can't even Lions properly when faced with a Browns team determined to go full Browns

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


You're our only hope, Cleveland.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
The Giants should be an honorary 0-win team for that. Good lord.

Alpha3KV
Mar 30, 2011

Quex Chest
I'd just like to note that at this point in the season, with the Steelers leading the AFCN at 7-2, it is still possible for the Browns to win their division. Not quite as impressive as last year when it was still possible for them at 0-10, but still kind of hilarious.

Alpha3KV fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Nov 13, 2017

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

The Browns are 4-37 since the start of the 2015 season.

The Twinkie Czar
Dec 31, 2004
I went for super stud.
I hope Hue Jackson lasts the entire season. The worse his record gets the funnier it is.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

I can't defend Hue Jackson amymore.

That was an abomination.

Same with Gregg Williams. I can't get over the 25 to 30 yard deep safety.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Bob Morales posted:

Cleveland made it interesting, but Kizer got hosed up so he missed some of the game, plus even when he was in, some bonehead plays were made

https://twitter.com/CardiacCarolina/status/929794083773714432

Fun story: kizer audibled into a sneak.

Still dumb to go for it.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Hizawk posted:

Same with Gregg Williams. I can't get over the 25 to 30 yard deep safety.
I've been ragging on that for weeks, I don't know how it doesn't get more media coverage.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I've been ragging on that for weeks, I don't know how it doesn't get more media coverage.

No bounty for coverage

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I think it's actually gonna happen, yall

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/930157046569295873

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Fun story: kizer audibled into a sneak.

Still dumb to go for it.

It was 2nd down, no reason to kick with 15 seconds left, he had time for 1 or 2 pass plays before having to kick.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


woo

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



GyroNinja
Nov 7, 2012

Pretty sure that dream ended when the Chargers won today.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


that dream died when the browns returned, let's be real

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s


Better than when the season started!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I bet a penny on the Browns making the playoffs. I am not going to be a trillionaire now. Thanks Cowboys you losers.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


With the Bengals loss, the Hue Jackson Browns are now tied with the expansion John McKay Buccaneers for the worst coaching staff through 27 games at 1-26.

Hue's one win is over the Chargers. Hue needs to beat the Chargers to keep pace with the McKay Buccaneers and hit 2-26. If the Chargers avenge their loss from last season, the Hue Jackson Browns will be the worst staff in NFL history through 28 games.

The other target is Gus Bradley. Hue is currently 9-34 in his career as a head coach. Assuming he gets a full third year with the Browns, he'll need to go 6-15 from here on out to be better than Bradley.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Josh Gordon is a beast and will make the Browns wins out and Gordon will receive league MVP and comeback player of the year THIS year for his efforts.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I can't believe Jimmy Haslam managed to ruin two football teams.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
5 more weeks to go and the Browns most winnable remaining game is @Bears. The Bears are a tire fire and need according to my friend “a defense, an o line, wide receivers, and a running back”.

Can the Browns improve against San Diego? Can they hold on to lose against Chicago? It’s getting tense.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
Cleveland will beat Green Bay

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

Cleveland will beat Green Bay

Yup :smithicide:

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
If they were playing the Bears at home, I'd stump for that. They could also win against Baltimore, and looking through their results they haven't exactly been blown out week in, week out

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
Cleveland lost Ogbaugh and Collins for the year, so our run defense has suffered which is why Cincinnati could run all over us. We will not win a game this year.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Flikken posted:

Cleveland lost Ogbaugh and Collins for the year, so our run defense has suffered which is why Cincinnati could run all over us. We will not win a game this year.
Then how did the Browns stonewall the Jaguars last week?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


The Jags... they are bad.

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Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Then how did the Browns stonewall the Jaguars last week?

Fournette got more than 100 yards rushing, that was hardly stone walling. And Ogbaugh played in that game.

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