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Despite predictions that the Jets would run away with the title of worst team of the season and most likely to go 0-16 the Browns have once again proven their incompetence and are the the only winless team in the league today. Parade planning has begun and the paperwork is in the hands of last years planner. Myles Garrett is Turns out letting Pro Football Focus run a team was a dumb idea.  Giants who went from assumed playoff contention to absolute poo poo The 49er's another incompetently run franchise. Your coach is cool though. The Chargers a team  Party planning linkshttp://www.brownsparade.com/ Edit: Improved OP courtesy of axiel and his dumb faith in analytics. 19-0 Contenders As Of The End of Week 5 Kansas City Chiefs  Next Opponent: Steelers 0-16 Contenders As Of The End of Week 5 Cleveland Browns (again)  Next Opponent: @Texans San Francisco 49ers  Next Opponent: @Washington New York Giants  Next Opponent: @Broncos Week 5 19-0 Chase Commentary Unlike last year, we only have one real contender this year and it's the Chiefs. Through 5 weeks they've faced (and beaten) the Pats (in Foxboro!), the Eagles, the Chargers, Washington and now Houston. The biggest obstacle to a perfect season for the Chiefs is now the Broncos, ironically one of our last-standing undefeated teams last year. The Chiefs take on the Steelers in Pittsburgh this week. Normally, this would be a game that you'd think the Chiefs would be primed to lose, but uh, the Steelers just threw 6 interceptions against the Jaguars. They're gonna need all the luck they can get against Alex Smith this week.  Upcoming Games: Steelers @ Chiefs Week 5 0-16 Chase Commentary Oh god. Oh goddddddddd. Ohhhhhhhhh man. These teams are ugly this year. I think we might actually see it folks. We might see the first year the 2008 Detroit Lions don't have to drink rainwater out of a shoe when the last winless team gets a win. This time last year it was just down to the Browns. This year? This year we've got not one, not two but three putrid teams vying for your affection. Let's meet our contestants! Our first contestant is our old friend the Cleveland Browns.  It feels really bad seeing them back here again but welp, they are. Good news for the Browns though! This year's schedule is a lot easi- oh come on! Other than the game against the Bears do you guys see any wins here? I'd point to the Jaguars game but unfortunately it's in an odd week so they'll win 64-3 or something like that. Maybe some London shenanigans gets you a Vikings win? Yikes. Our next contestant is another old bottom-dwelling pal, the San Francisco 49ers. Hi guys! How's Levi Stadium treating you? Oh. Not great? Er, well Jed York is a...oh. Still an rear end in a top hat then. Kyle Shanahan is cool though. I'm having 2016 Browns flashbacks looking at you. Enjoy that glimmer of hope while it lasts! Let's take a look at the schedule and see if any hope is coming:  Hmm... Maybe Week 9 against the Cardinals? The last game was pretty close and the Cards aren't looking too hot. Maybe the Bears game if the wheels continue to ineffectively spin up there. Of course there is one game that looms very large that looks winnable, but I don't want to spoil the introduction for our last contestant. In short, this doesn't seem like a winless team so I expect they won't be spending too much time here. And finally our last contestant. The contestant that I think might just stun us all. Yes I'm talking about the New York Giants. They've lost Odell Beckham Jr for the year on an absolutely horrific leg injury, another 3 WRs are injured, the line can't block and the defense can't seem to get off the field despite a good d-line. The only thing this team seems to be able to do well is find new and excruciating ways to lose. Week 1 it was a classic Giants/Cowboys loss that came down to the wire. Week 2 was getting smashed by the Lions. Week 3 had them lose on the longest FG in their opponent's history after managing a 14 point comeback. Week 4 had them lose a game where their opponent was all but begging them to win. And Week 5 saw everyone but Eli get hurt. Sorry Giants . Maybe there's some hope on the horizon? NOPE The only possible win I see on here is maybe against the Niners and I honestly think the Niners have a much, much better chance than the Giants and lets face it Shanahan Upcoming Games: Browns @ Texans Niners @ Washington Giants @ Broncos Ches Neckbeard fucked around with this message at 14:32 on Oct 9, 2017 |
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fire hue jackson in my opinion
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Oct 1, 2017 21:30
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the browns hired the mets analytics department. lmfao. it;'s the most browns poo poo in the world. they will be much better off when they can everyone at the end of the season
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Oct 1, 2017 21:32
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the browns got rid of players the fans like while simultaneously becoming even worse can't wait for them to fire joe thomas and go 'well we need the cap space'
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Oct 1, 2017 21:36
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rare Magic card l00k posted:the browns got rid of players the fans like while simultaneously becoming even worse Fun story getting rid of Haden put us back at 54 million in cap next year. Even with him we'd have had 44. Dumping Haden never made sense. Therefore your prediction will come true.
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Oct 1, 2017 21:39
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Never bet against the browns being an incredibly incompetently run franchise.
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Oct 1, 2017 21:41
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For the record Chargers, Giants and 49ers are also winless
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Oct 1, 2017 21:46
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The scenario I see playing out is the city of Cleveland buys the Browns, and then in a few years the NFL collapses due to CTE.
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Oct 1, 2017 21:47
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Looking at the Browns schedule, the biggest impediment to them going 0-16 is their game next week against the Jets. They might also get a stiff test in week 15 from the Bears as they fight over draft position.
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Oct 1, 2017 21:48
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It's on. https://m.facebook.com/events/119466442059368/?ti=icl
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Oct 2, 2017 00:31
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the chargers are gonna eat the giants lunch.
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Oct 2, 2017 00:33
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https://twitter.com/bykevinclark/status/914630035973255168
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Oct 2, 2017 00:34
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Four 0-4 teams. This season owns.
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Oct 2, 2017 01:17
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After next week, there will only be three winless teams. Thunderdome in New Jersey
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Oct 2, 2017 01:27
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The Suck Bowl
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Oct 2, 2017 01:31
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a neat cape posted:After next week, there will only be three winless teams. They could tie.
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Oct 2, 2017 01:31
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Magnetic North posted:They could tie. If only we could be that lucky.
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Oct 2, 2017 01:36
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I think the Browns could finish 0-16 even if the Calgary Stampeders were on the schedule.
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Oct 2, 2017 01:39
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Magnetic North posted:They could tie. a tie is half a win though
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Oct 2, 2017 01:47
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Magnetic North posted:They could tie. 0-15-1 is still out of the 0-16 Watch 
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Oct 2, 2017 01:49
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Chris James 2 posted:0-15-1 is still out of the 0-16 Watch Um excuse me if you check the tape you will see that the accused said "winless" so therefore 
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Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:I think the Browns could finish 0-16 even if the Calgary Stampeders were on the schedule. They play the Chargers. I've seen this movie before.
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Oct 2, 2017 01:54
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The Chargers/Giants game will be tied, for five minutes. The Chargers will then score 70 unanswered points.
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Oct 2, 2017 02:35
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Chris James 2 posted:For the record Chargers, Giants and 49ers are also winless They've already won by virtue of not being the Browns.
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Oct 2, 2017 03:27
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If the Chargers don't lose every game I will literally shake with rage. Seriously though they are terrible and it's the best thing.
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Oct 2, 2017 04:03
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Well given that the Giants and Chargers play each other this upcoming week we will have at least one next week. I was actually planning on making a legit 19-0/0-16 watch thread with an elaborate OP and stuff like I did last year but...welp, beaten to the punch. i might still make some effort posts in here if it's cool. axeil fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Oct 2, 2017 |
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Oct 2, 2017 04:19
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this season is going to own hard
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Oct 2, 2017 04:24
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http://www.brownsparade.com/ If other fans start planning similar events I'll toss them in the OP to because gently caress it let's make something fun out of our lovely teams.
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Oct 2, 2017 17:57
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Who assumed the Giants were going to contend for the playoffs???
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Oct 2, 2017 18:00
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Brandon Marshall has never made the playoffs; the Giants were doomed the moment they signed him.
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Oct 2, 2017 18:05
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Who assumed the Giants were going to contend for the playoffs??? They made it there last year, which seems insane now in October 2017.
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Oct 2, 2017 18:08
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Who assumed the Giants were going to contend for the playoffs??? Nobody said they'd be good, but they're in the NFC East so basically anything could happen.
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Oct 2, 2017 18:14
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fsif posted:They made it there last year, which seems insane now in October 2017. And they didn't just barely squeak in either, they went 11-5. It's crazy to see just how hard they've collapsed this year.
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Oct 2, 2017 18:58
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Acebuckeye13 posted:And they didn't just barely squeak in either, they went 11-5. It's crazy to see just how hard they've collapsed this year. Its me. Im the guy who thought the Giants were going to be very good this year.
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Hizawk posted:Its me. Im the guy who thought the Giants were going to be very good this year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q
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I don't see any team having a chance to go 0-16 this year. Giants have a good enough D to get them one win, the Browns have too many winnable games (Chargers, Titans, Jaguars, Bears) and the Chargers have Rivers who is competent enough to win a game for them. If I had to choose a team to go 0-16, it is probably gonna be the browns if there is one.
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Acebuckeye13 posted:And they didn't just barely squeak in either, they went 11-5. It's crazy to see just how hard they've collapsed this year. It's the boat.
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Isn’t it kinda bad for the league when teams are bad year after year? I thought I read an article about that somewhere
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Super Fan posted:Isn’t it kinda bad for the league when teams are bad year after year? I thought I read an article about that somewhere Not in the NFL. At this point the NFL is much more the whole than the sum of its parts. People will clearly watch it if it's on, regardless if it's a team as constantly lovely as Cleveland.
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DJExile posted:Not in the NFL. At this point the NFL is much more the whole than the sum of its parts. People will clearly watch it if it's on, regardless if it's a team as constantly lovely as Cleveland. Unless you think the ratings drop is caused by the lack of competition causing games to be more often bad than good. I don't necessarily believe that, but it's possible.
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