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No, no, "dark" secrets.
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Nov 13, 2017 02:56
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Applesnots posted:No, no, "dark" secrets. Dark cum.
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Nov 13, 2017 02:59
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BiggerBoat posted:those loving cum box/jar/sock pictures legit made me dry heave. If you can’t handle the cum, stay out of the internet. Particularly the threads dedicated to cataloging the grossest things on the internet.
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Nov 13, 2017 03:00
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > AUG Thread: CAN YOU HANDLE THE CUM
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Nov 13, 2017 03:05
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Fifteen stains on the AUG man's bed Yo ho ho and a bottle of cum
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Nov 13, 2017 03:07
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Hello my name is Doctor GreenCum I'd like to tell you just where i'm from In the hills where the fielfs are filled with piss jugs The fuckin pigs wish those weren't boxes filled with cum
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Nov 13, 2017 03:11
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Cum rules everything around me C.R.E.A.M. Get the cummies Fill-a fill-a sock sock, y'all
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Nov 13, 2017 03:18
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quote:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM SOME CUMMIES INTO THE SOCK. ITS A HANES AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE JERKING MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE CUM SOCK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN FAPPING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME JIZZ ROPES OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS CUM SOCK. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE MASTURBATORS . AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING INTO THE CUM SOCK.
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Nov 13, 2017 03:18
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What can you do with a cum soaked sailor, what can you do with a cum soaked sailor, what can you do with a cum soaked sailor, Early in the morn-ing
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Nov 13, 2017 03:19
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:What can you do with a cum soaked sailor, Well Jean Genet wrote a book about him.
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Nov 13, 2017 03:21
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im permabanned poster cumboxer58. i first started reading AUG when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "cum" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "daddy's cummies" and "my little pony cum jar" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "cum" style of AUG humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" AUG to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.
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Nov 13, 2017 03:22
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Comptroll The Forums posted:im permabanned poster cumboxer58. i first started reading AUG when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "cum" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "daddy's cummies" and "my little pony cum jar" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "cum" style of AUG humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" AUG to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace. If you’re havin cum problems I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but a squart ain’t one Hit me
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Nov 13, 2017 03:24
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Comptroll The Forums posted:im permabanned poster cumboxer58. i first started reading AUG when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "cum" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "daddy's cummies" and "my little pony cum jar" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "cum" style of AUG humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" AUG to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace. Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays!
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Nov 13, 2017 03:29
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb7GmolHTd4
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Nov 13, 2017 03:55
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I hate this thread so much and yet so grateful it exists.
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Nov 13, 2017 03:58
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... a mote of cum suspended in a basement.
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Nov 13, 2017 03:59
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0vRhnQcJno&t=132s
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Nov 13, 2017 04:04
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:What can you do with a cum soaked sailor, Cummies in the sock until it hardens Cummies in the sock until it hardens Cummies in the sock until it hardens In a year or sev-en
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Nov 13, 2017 04:05
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:What can you do with a cum soaked sailor, Put him in the cumsock till he's crusty Put him in the cumsock till he's crusty Put him in the cumsock till he's crusty Early in the morn-ing
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Nov 13, 2017 04:05
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Yo ho-ho and a shoebox full of cum 
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Nov 13, 2017 04:08
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I would do anything for cum But I won't do that
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Nov 13, 2017 04:12
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AUG Thread: Cumdog Millionaire
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Nov 13, 2017 04:25
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Skeleton Ape posted:AUG Thread: Cumbox Millionaire
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Nov 13, 2017 04:27
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IMMATURE JERKERS surely Or JEKRERS for that authentic typo
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Nov 13, 2017 04:27
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I like this one best I think
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Nov 13, 2017 04:39
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Bobby Digital posted:IMMATURE JERKERS surely That one sounds like a gang tag to me
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Nov 13, 2017 04:49
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We all read this thread willingly. Think about that as we move on to the next vile post to be made.
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Nov 13, 2017 05:10
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Yes, I'm disgusting subhuman filth who enjoys seeing people even more disgusting than myself, thanks
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Nov 13, 2017 05:16
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Somfin posted:That one sounds like a gang tag to me That does sound like a gang tag lol. Or ranks in some club: CUMMIE IMMATURE JERKER JERKER CRYSTAL CHARGER (J. O.) JELQ SENIOR GRAND JIZZARD
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Nov 13, 2017 05:16
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A well adjusted human posted:so apparently ants thrive on cum? i just finished a glorious fap session when i run to my clean up......im still reveling in the ephoria of my man-burst.....when i feel a prickly feeling all over my dick... 
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Nov 13, 2017 05:16
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Never before have the words "we can only go up from here" been proven so wrong so consistently
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Nov 13, 2017 05:16
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Panfilo posted:That does sound like a gang tag lol. Or ranks in some club: Grand Jizzard of the Kum Klux Klan
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Nov 13, 2017 05:22
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Sludge Tank posted:Never before have the words "we can only go up from here" been proven so wrong so consistently Sass Talk like that means you'll be the first to get thrown in the cumcano.
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Nov 13, 2017 05:22
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Panfilo posted:Sass Talk like that means you'll be the first to get thrown in the cumcano. Sacrificed to Semons from HECK
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Nov 13, 2017 05:23
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Man, Hank Pym got weird after his wife left him.
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Nov 13, 2017 05:25
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Excuse me, I am a lady!
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Nov 13, 2017 05:40
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'll see your Cum Box and raise you The Cum Sock: Ok I am asking. I have not seen this pic before. Is the thing on the right that looks like a burned loaf of bread a sock standing up?
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Nov 13, 2017 06:30
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Spinster posted:Ok I am asking. I have not seen this pic before. Is the thing on the right that looks like a burned loaf of bread a sock standing up? It's cummies all the way down
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Panfilo posted:It's cummies all the way down Oh. Oh god. Is that like, a paper mache mold of the sock, but made of cummies? 
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