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he's running
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# ? Nov 12, 2017 11:52 |
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Jose posted:he's running I hope he turns out to be the Jeb! of the 2020 dem primary.
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# ? Nov 12, 2017 15:29 |
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I've said it before but there's no way he'll run for the Democratic nomination. He'll run as an independent.
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# ? Nov 12, 2017 15:31 |
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En Marche!
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# ? Nov 12, 2017 15:32 |
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There’s a lot of posters in this thread who I feel aren’t sufficiently CUCKED for ZUCK!
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# ? Nov 12, 2017 16:56 |
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he’s still too short to be president
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# ? Nov 12, 2017 17:08 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:he’s still too short to be president
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# ? Nov 12, 2017 17:18 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:he’s still too short to be president
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# ? Nov 12, 2017 17:20 |
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Jose posted:he's running he looks like a kid trying his dad's suit
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# ? Nov 12, 2017 23:16 |
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etalian posted:I hope he turns out to be the Jeb! of the 2020 dem primary.
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# ? Nov 12, 2017 23:27 |
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By the time he announces his run he will be able to blackmail half the country with nude photos
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# ? Nov 12, 2017 23:38 |
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twoday posted:By the time he announces his run he will be able to blackmail half the country with nude photos
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# ? Nov 12, 2017 23:48 |
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twoday posted:By the time he announces his run he will be able to blackmail half the country with nude photos Get Cucked by Zuck or he will upload nude photos of your SO to the internet. Please donate $20 to the Zuck campaign to avoid this. etalian has issued a correction as of 00:21 on Nov 13, 2017 |
# ? Nov 12, 2017 23:51 |
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etalian posted:I hope he turns out to be the Jeb! of the 2020 dem primary. Zuck!
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 00:20 |
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alsothere posted:Zuck! With all the money and connections it's obvious that Zuck has the highest chance of winning the 2020 primary.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 00:30 |
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etalian posted:I hope he turns out to be the Jeb! of the 2020 dem primary. by 2020 I'll need a new guac bowl anyway
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 01:24 |
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if zuckerberg has the balls to ask for donations when hes got like a zillion billion dollars then id be impressed
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 02:23 |
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He will definitely be the Democratic nominee, there's no one who can afford to bid against him.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 02:46 |
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its gonna be a 4 way general election between trump vs zuckerberg vs bloomberg vs bernie (trump will win)
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 02:48 |
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I don't know, I kind of like Zuckerberg. He is unbelievably rich, a billionaire. He also seems to care about issues my demographic commonly cares about - great! And his pictures with the farmers really stroked my sweet spot for the old smuckersburg: in those agents of the land, I saw the harsh drying of old age. Their laughter was sharp static. We are doomed.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 06:19 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:There’s a lot of posters in this thread who I feel aren’t sufficiently CUCKED for ZUCK!
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 06:20 |
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its like he's mistaking the surfboard for an exotic animal
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 16:27 |
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Jose posted:he's running One does not stop lightly in Waxahachie, Texas in January 2017 right after a tumultuous election, unless you have a demographically developed battle plan.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 20:18 |
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Also, I'm telling you: Rezucklican ticket.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 20:18 |
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A Buttery Pastry posted:He'll switch into a less efficient but more impressive body for his presidential campaign. "This isn't even my final form" Zuck says as his body becomes 110% more smooth
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 21:28 |
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Jose posted:he's running Wow, he's saying it like it really is.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 21:44 |
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Waffle House posted:Also, I'm telling you: Rezucklican ticket. i liked it better when they kept the rezucklians locked up in area 51
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# ? Nov 14, 2017 05:12 |
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I want a Jeb-Zuck ticket Also would make sense since both guys engaged in bully behavior when they were in school
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 00:50 |
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etalian posted:I want a Jeb-Zuck ticket
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 00:51 |
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Best Giraffe posted:He will definitely be the Democratic nominee, there's no one who can afford to bid against him. Same, but for Jeb! 2016! $100 million, what a haul! He's unbeatable, and tough as all heck!
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 03:40 |
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the republican nomination isnt for sale, its just rigged for 2012 and hasnt been updated
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 03:54 |
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Best Giraffe posted:the republican nomination isnt for sale, its just rigged for 2012 and hasnt been updated They moved the Florida primary up to try and rig it for JEB! and we see how great that worked. Whatever the DNC does to try and rig the primary for their candidate of choice will certainly backfire in the most hilarious way possible.
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 21:21 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:They moved the Florida primary up to try and rig it for JEB! and we see how great that worked. yeah it was pretty hilarious when they rigged it for hillary and it backfired by making trump prez
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 21:23 |
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Telephones posted:I don't know, I kind of like Zuckerberg. He is unbelievably rich, a billionaire. He also seems to care about issues my demographic commonly cares about - great! And his pictures with the farmers really stroked my sweet spot for the old smuckersburg: in those agents of the land, I saw the harsh drying of old age. Their laughter was sharp static. We are doomed.
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 21:32 |
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Shear Modulus posted:yeah it was pretty hilarious when they rigged it for hillary and it backfired by making trump prez it was HER TURN hillary is a NICE WOMAN and it's not her fault the american people want to vote for JERKS
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 22:07 |
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The check mark was always supposed to just mean "we have verified this account is who they say they are" but because of various problems without it was implemented it never effectively worked and became a symbol of prestige
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 22:56 |
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Jeb! Repetition posted:The check mark was always supposed to just mean "we have verified this account is who they say they are" but because of various problems without it was implemented it never effectively worked and became a symbol of prestige basically they could charge more for ad impressions to verified accounts so they gave them more leeway this is probably a large part of why they give so many nazis leeway (beyond political pressure) because their audiences are very valuable marks
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 23:04 |
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Vox Nihili posted:Same, but for Jeb! 2016! $100 million, what a haul! He's unbeatable, and tough as all heck! The 100 million buck cuck
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 23:15 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:it was HER TURN involuntarily unelected inlecs
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# ? Nov 18, 2017 04:46 |
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Inescapable Duck posted:involuntarily unelected going her own way into the woods
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