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Pastry of the Year posted:9/11 is where every single brain in the world broke irrevocably Wow, it's the ice cream equivalent of "The Half-Hour News Hour." Also, "ketchup dough"? 
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So I'm guessing it's loving insane that my girlfriend's mum has been on Accutane for over a decade then?
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Nov 12, 2017 10:14
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Jesus. Im picturing something like Chet at the end of Weird Science. How far off am I?
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Nov 12, 2017 11:07
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SerialKilldeer posted:Wow, it's the ice cream equivalent of "The Half-Hour News Hour." I think it's cookie dough. People made fun of Kerry for having married a Heinz, of the ketchup company Heinz's. I'm more concerned about the poop on that navy guy.
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Nov 12, 2017 11:18
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Smaller GovernMINT* * not the army though
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Nov 12, 2017 13:50
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SerialKilldeer posted:Wow, it's the ice cream equivalent of "The Half-Hour News Hour." Hahaha, I forgot this show existed! To be fair so did nearly anyone else. For those not in the know it was Fox New's answer to the Daily Show and proof that conservative satire can also be funny! It's got a 2.6 on IMDB and a 13% on Metacritic. I was lucky enough to catch a rerun of it at like 3:30 am at work. No small feat considering the show lasted about 6 months. It was astoundingly bad. The Wikipedia article is a hoot quote:Recurring Sketches: Thanks for the trip down memory lane, SerialKilldeer!
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Nov 12, 2017 16:18
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Rough Lobster posted:It was astoundingly bad. That's really not an exaggeration. I was actually convinced for a short while it was some sort of satire like if the Onion did a conservative copy of a liberal comedy show and they were slipping it past the Fox brass but I'm pretty sure that's not the case It was like if Adam Carolla and Sean Hannity collaborated 50/50 on comedy and presented it in shock jock style
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Nov 12, 2017 16:22
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G.I. love vanilla is pretty good
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Nov 12, 2017 16:27
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Aesop Poprock posted:It was like if Adam Carolla and Sean Hannity collaborated 50/50 on comedy and presented it in shock jock style The imagery of this is nearly enough for me to draw a nice, hot bath and to open a beer and a couple veins.
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Nov 12, 2017 19:56
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Beachcomber posted:I think it's cookie dough. People made fun of Kerry for having married a Heinz, of the ketchup company Heinz's. I know what the ketchup thing is referring to, I just think that ketchup + cookie dough ice cream, which I assumed it was, sounds disgusting. Also, I like how they portrayed Rush Limbaugh as some sort of marshmallow golem. I'm not entirely convinced that this wasn't the work of a liberal deep-cover satirist, like those Onion political cartoons.
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Nov 12, 2017 22:58
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Screaming Idiot posted:The imagery of this is nearly enough for me to draw a nice, hot bath and to open a beer and a couple veins. Traditionally you go for red wine for this sort of endeavour, it actually has a chemical in it that acts to thin the blood.
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Nov 13, 2017 02:53
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This is a really odd picture for a bag of chips.
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Nov 13, 2017 05:42
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Nov 13, 2017 15:20
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You're making GBS threads me. That poster isn't a joke? That's the actual poster? Hooooly poo poo it's so loving bad.
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Nov 13, 2017 15:23
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It's not a very good poster, but it also seems 100 times more colorful than any of the actual movie footage, so it might work on some people.
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Nov 13, 2017 15:31
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Slime posted:You're making GBS threads me. That poster isn't a joke? That's the actual poster? Hooooly poo poo it's so loving bad. It's even the one used on the Wikipedia page for the movie.
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Nov 13, 2017 15:32
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SpacePig posted:It's not a very good poster, but it also seems 100 times more colorful than any of the actual movie footage, so it might work on some people.
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Nov 13, 2017 15:35
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Tiggum posted:It's working on me. It makes the movie look fun and cartoony and not gritty and serious, which might actually make me want to watch it. Probably not though, because super hero movies are all terrible. Unfortunately the trailer makes the movie look gritty and serious with the color palette of Sin City, so the poster just comes off as an alternate universe where the Justice League movie was contemporary with Batman Forever.
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Nov 13, 2017 15:37
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Tiggum posted:It's working on me. It makes the movie look fun and cartoony and not gritty and serious, which might actually make me want to watch it. Probably not though, because super hero movies are all terrible. Yeah, if I has no other knowledge about the movie itself or the movies leading up to it, I would think this looked like a fun, if a little oddly designed, Justice League movie. But unfortunately, I would've looked up any trailers immediately after than, which would was away any goodwill I might have toward it at that point.
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Nov 13, 2017 15:43
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Reminder that George Miller was once working on a Justice League movie inspired by the DCAU cartoon.
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Nov 13, 2017 15:43
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lol at batman's pose
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Nov 13, 2017 15:56
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Tired Moritz posted:lol at batman's pose Its more his face for me. Looks like an elderly senile former boxer trying to fight off the orderlies in his night gown
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Nov 13, 2017 15:58
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chitoryu12 posted:Unfortunately the trailer makes the movie look gritty and serious with the color palette of Sin City, so the poster just comes off as an alternate universe where the Justice League movie was contemporary with Batman Forever. Which trailer? The movie was already conceived to be lighter to show how Superman revealing himself gradually turn the world from a gritty place into a comic book. Post production added red lighting to the alien invasion scenes that was darker in the earlier trailers, and reshoots by Joss Whedon (replacing Zack Snyder who left because his daughter died) made several scenes brighter. Even before that, Whedon was already rewriting the script to add his trademark dialog so even the earlier trailers had moments of humor including for Batman whose character is trying to play nice with people after years of being a crazed loner. They even finally have Batman acknowledge that "money" is his superpower (and he was also appropriately shown watching 'roided-up Rick and Summer beating up the devil and criminals). The MSJ has a new favorite as of 16:19 on Nov 13, 2017 |
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Nov 13, 2017 16:16
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SpacePig posted:It's not a very good poster, but it also seems 100 times more colorful than any of the actual movie footage, so it might work on some people. Zack Snyder must be rolling over in his daughter's grave over this.
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Nov 13, 2017 16:24
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why isn't superman in any of the promotional material for justice league
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Nov 13, 2017 16:54
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Because he's dead.
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Nov 13, 2017 16:57
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Alaois posted:why isn't superman in any of the promotional material for justice league He died at the end of BvS. Knowing the last time he got murdered by doomsday he's probably fine tho.
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Nov 13, 2017 16:57
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didn't he come back to life in that movie though
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Nov 13, 2017 16:58
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The Wikipedia article only says that the dirt above his grave moved, so there's a chance that nobody knows he's alive, and Batman forms the Justice League without him because of that.
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Nov 13, 2017 16:59
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I mean, he's coming back in this one, they're just trying to hide it. They're not doing a good job. There was explicitly a funny story about Cavill coming back for reshoots but he had grown a mustache for Mission Impossible and couldn't shave it so they had to digitally remove Superman's mustache.
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Nov 13, 2017 16:59
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I mean it's obvious that he's coming back but BvS did have like 4 dream sequences in it so there was always the possibility it was a flashback or dream or anything that helped to kill momentum in a movie
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Nov 13, 2017 17:12
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If they're trying to hide the fact that he's in it, they're doing a pretty bad job of it just on the poster. Even if he's not on it, there's a Superman logo in the tagline.
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Nov 13, 2017 17:12
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I don't suppose there's any point in really trying to hide it. I doubt there's one person who truly believes they permanently killed off Superman. I do appreciate the token effort to preserve the fact that, as far as the movies are concerned, he's "supposed to be" dead. It'd irk me if they actually showed him on the poster. Just as a matter of dramatic consistency.
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Nov 13, 2017 18:19
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SpacePig posted:The Wikipedia article only says that the dirt above his grave moved, so there's a chance that nobody knows he's alive, and Batman forms the Justice League without him because of that. Yeah but you can continue to fart for a long time after you're dead and it's Superman sooooo....
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Nov 13, 2017 19:16
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Trig Discipline posted:Yeah but you can continue to fart for a long time after you're dead and it's Superman sooooo.... False, a true fart requires muscle flexing.
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Nov 13, 2017 19:26
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Avenging_Mikon posted:False, a true fart requires muscle flexing. Maybe for humans, but can you say that with certainty of a Kryptonian?
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Nov 13, 2017 19:28
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Waffleman_ posted:I mean, he's coming back in this one, they're just trying to hide it. They're not doing a good job. There was explicitly a funny story about Cavill coming back for reshoots but he had grown a mustache for Mission Impossible and couldn't shave it so they had to digitally remove Superman's mustache. Where's their sense of tradition? Just put makeup over it.
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Nov 13, 2017 20:40
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So is that really a real movie poster for Justice League? Because in addition to how fantastically terrible it looks it has the character names instead of the actors and instead of the release date it says "All in November", whatever the hell that means. This looks super fake to me.
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Nov 13, 2017 20:43
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King of Foolians posted:So is that really a real movie poster for Justice League? Because in addition to how fantastically terrible it looks it has the character names instead of the actors and instead of the release date it says "All in November", whatever the hell that means. This looks super fake to me. Teaser posters are often like that.
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"All In" is just a tag line they're using.
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