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Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

Grand Fromage posted:

Japan fuckin loves mayo more than any nation in the world and it's just bog standard American mayo but, like most "foreign" foods that migrate to East Asia, made sweeter.

If you're interested in the differences between american and japanese mayo this is an interesting read:

http://www.seriouseats.com/2013/10/sauced-japanese-style-kewpie-mayonnaise-recipe.html

There's actually no sugar in kewpie mayo, but it has malt vinegar and dashi powder which adds some tanginess.

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

OutsideAngel
May 4, 2008

Best not be talking poo poo about white bbq, that stuff is delicious on poultry.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

OutsideAngel posted:

Best not be talking poo poo about white bbq, that stuff is delicious on poultry.

Is it mayo, ranch, or gravy based?

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

The Glumslinger posted:

Is it mayo, ranch, or gravy based?

it's mayo + vinegar + spices, it's good

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Mayo and horseradish with some vinegar, probably like a more tangy horsey sauce.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

We make and go through like 20 gallons of bama every week, you shut it.

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!
https://twitter.com/cjorgensen79/status/928858407901237248

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



What, because it's in bread?

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Where we're going, you won't need a mouth to eat.


Not so much seeing a downside here.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

teen witch posted:

Double posting to spread the good word about 70sparty




Microwaved snails has got to be pretty close to peak AFP.





Posting mostly for the 70s-as-hell font on PORKBURGER.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
That pork cake is a pretty traditional lardy cake, just with pork fat instead of beef fat.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
"Porkburger" sounds like some sex euphemism from the 70's.

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010

axolotl farmer posted:

This 1980s molecular gastronomy book is surprisingly abstract.





Ok so I missed axolotl's text and trying to figure out what the heck this was, used Google Translate on my phone:

Google Translate posted:

hang the thread to cut the steel wire over the ice and leave without the pressure of the skimmers melting to freeze the bottle in the cold (or decrease the tension. Put a bottle of icecube on a cork as windproof. Because it is in a bottle. subarctic Do the effect of this cold (-38 Take a coal ride, never take it alone, your father's sleep, acetone in the long way until Issorja. of a cow and you in a The sun has been hit by hammy the Arctic said to mix

I also bring you... #topchef

Spermando
Jun 13, 2009

CuteStorm posted:

Ok so I missed axolotl's text and trying to figure out what the heck this was, used Google Translate on my phone:


I also bring you... #topchef



Please don't post pictures of my appendectomy.

Osama Dozen-Dongs
Nov 29, 2014

Samizdata posted:

Yeah, no. I eat a fair bit of beef jerky, often of American provenance, and none of it could be called candy like.

Jack Link's jerky is literally 20% sugar my dude, compared to the Czech poo poo I buy at literally 0%

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Osama Dozen-Dongs posted:

Jack Link's jerky is literally 20% sugar my dude, compared to the Czech poo poo I buy at literally 0%

Why must you ruin things for me? :(

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go


Rorschach's Journal. October 12th, 1985: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Enfys posted:

Rorschach's Journal. October 12th, 1985: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no pizza rules."

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!
Fantastic.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Sex and murder foam? I hate molecular gastronomy!

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!


This just makes me miss Hannibal.


I see Alabama doesn't even like their bbq sauce being brown.

GrandpaPants has a new favorite as of 18:21 on Nov 14, 2017

Instant Jellyfish
Jul 3, 2007

Actually not a fish.



My Amish neighbor asked me to make some copies of a letter to her kids for her and I noticed it included what they served for supper when they hosted gma (church, the amish all take turns hosting church service). Turns out Amish food is not all delicious broasted chicken and pies.

Mrs Miller posted:


Used 5 gal, milk + prob. 8 loaves soup bread,10 loaves table bread + 2 gal. smearis [???]. Seems like a lot less food. What we had for supper. Noodles, weiners, cheese, coleslaw, frozen sweetcorn, pineapples, eagle brand [I think she means sweetened condensed milk] + coolwhip mixed together in a bowl for pudding, mixed fruit with pineapple flavored glaze, white cake with chips in it, chocolate and marshmallow bars, + strawberry cake.

I'm not sure about that "pudding" or weiners and noodles but I could eat 10 loaves of their bread by myself.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Instant Jellyfish posted:

My Amish neighbor asked me to make some copies of a letter to her kids for her and I noticed it included what they served for supper when they hosted gma (church, the amish all take turns hosting church service). Turns out Amish food is not all delicious broasted chicken and pies.


I'm not sure about that "pudding" or weiners and noodles but I could eat 10 loaves of their bread by myself.

Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: Smearis (???)

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Osama Dozen-Dongs posted:

Jack Link's jerky is literally 20% sugar my dude, compared to the Czech poo poo I buy at literally 0%

Hey! Sugar is a preservative!

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:

Doobie fanfic becums reality

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Osama Dozen-Dongs posted:

Jack Link's jerky is literally 20% sugar my dude, compared to the Czech poo poo I buy at literally 0%

Yes, people can buy lovely sugar-filled jerky in the US. But they don't have to. I don't.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




when I make jerky I use sugar :thunk:

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.

https://twitter.com/ISUPD/status/930137924129165313

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Samizdata posted:

So, Tesco is providing provisions on board the Event Horizon?

I am dumb, I cannot see the connection to Event Horizon :saddowns:

However, I do now think that maybe Sutter Cane from 'In the Mouth of Madness' had a side-line writing Lovecraftian romance novels under the alias Candy Cane.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Samizdata posted:

So, Tesco is providing provisions on board the Event Horizon?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
After listening to yet another commercial for Hello Fresh, I think I'm going to create a food delivery service called "Hello Trash."

Symetrique
Jan 2, 2013






https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7cwu8j/i_made_a_100_edible_roasted_alien_facehugger_out/

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Iron Crowned posted:

"Hello Trash."

Thank you for honoring my preferred pronoun.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
^^^^^
:argh:

Iron Crowned posted:

After listening to yet another commercial for Hello Fresh, I think I'm going to create a food delivery service called "Hello Trash."

Did you just assume my gender?!

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.






Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

There is nothing reasonable about that.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Solice Kirsk posted:

There is nothing reasonable about that.

It's actually "responsibly" but strangely i read it the exact same way as you.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
They only said "responsibly caught", nothing about "responsibly prepared and canned".

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Why the gently caress is there corn!?

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