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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

PCOS Bill posted:

Give it a rest Sparky. A single emoticon is not a reply.

:bernget20:

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Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

Solar Tornado posted:

CUM. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO CUM ON YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CUMMIES IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD 💦💦💦 WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE SQUISH I FEEL FOR DADDIES AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. 👅 YUM. 👅 YUM.

I just reread what I did and now I feel kinda sick.

This is the worst thread on the forums.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Listen To Cum Town.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

If I wanted to see a kitchen full of wankers I'd just watch Hells Kitchen.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Panfilo posted:

If I wanted to see a kitchen full of wankers I'd just watch Hells Kitchen.

Personally I'd put a mirror in the kitchen.

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

We Know Catheters posted:

I support a goon orgy

didn't they try that once and no one came :gooncamp:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


DemonDarkhorse posted:

didn't they try that once and no one came :gooncamp:

Fairly sure the dude did from the sound of it.

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

what is the deal with that cummies video? is it lyrics from something, or a reference? a random video someone found? why do people post it, why do people post the words, it's creepy.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
The last coupla pages has been an elongated, rancid nightmare for me.

keep it up

doctorthefonz
Nov 17, 2007

Inzombiac posted:

Listen To Cum Town.

it's good

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
Hunter S. Thompson's highly acclaimed Cum Diaries

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

GelatinSkeleton posted:

what is the deal with that cummies video? is it lyrics from something, or a reference? a random video someone found? why do people post it, why do people post the words, it's creepy.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Screaming Idiot posted:

an elongated, rancid nightmare

keep it up

Who's dick are we talking about here?

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Elongated? Rules out most of this forum.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I'm super glad I asked :dance:

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Dongicus posted:

This is the worst thread on the forums.

yeah really

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

I feel filthy for having read this.

jizzy sillage
Aug 13, 2006


Someone explain this bullshit so I don't have to taint my browser history further than this already horrific thread.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

jizzy sillage posted:

Someone explain this bullshit so I don't have to taint my browser history further than this already horrific thread.

Forums poster jizzy sillage, a name meaning "the degree to which semen's fragrance lingers in the air when worn," would appreciate an explanation of "cummies"

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

You see he doesn't want to taint his browser history.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

jizzy sillage posted:

Someone explain this bullshit so I don't have to taint my browser history further than this already horrific thread.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

jizzy sillage posted:

Someone explain this bullshit so I don't have to taint my browser history further than this already horrific thread.

I'll take the hit.

There's a fetish that has a whole online community that revolves around Daddy/Little Girl relationships. Some live it as a 24/7 lifestyle.

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

jizzy sillage posted:

Someone explain this bullshit so I don't have to taint my browser history further than this already horrific thread.

Here, have some AUG in word form

http://a-little-understanding.webs.com/whatisalittle.htm


(Appears to be SFW, but just to be on the safe side I wouldn't click any links)

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
what we need is a palate cleanser to get away from all this cum talk

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
There's quite some top shelf piss right there.

How Rude
Aug 13, 2012


FUCK THIS SHIT

PCOS Bill posted:

Give it a rest Sparky. A single emoticon is not a reply.

:thunk:

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Panfilo posted:

There's quite some top shelf piss right there.

And some bottom shelf piss right under it

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Picnic Princess posted:

I'll take the hit.

There's a fetish that has a whole online community that revolves around Daddy/Little Girl relationships. Some live it as a 24/7 lifestyle.

Also the little girls are usually men.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


LingcodKilla posted:

Also the little girls are usually men.


Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

I like the belated realization.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Avenging_Mikon posted:

I like the belated realization.

I know, right? Look at that phone battery. CHARGE YOUR loving PHONE YOU PERVERT.

cnut
May 3, 2016

I've seen pics of people leaning against a post with their rear end but I've never seen one goes as deep as this:



:staredog:

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

cnut posted:

Leaning against a post with their rear end

This basically all I do on these dead forums

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

cnut posted:

I've seen pics of people leaning against a post with their rear end but I've never seen one goes as deep as this:



:staredog:

:randstare: Good lord, they should strap her to the front of a car to act as a bumper.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Sunswipe posted:

:randstare: Good lord, they should strap her to the front of a car to act as a bumper.

Her butt would ooze through the radiator grill like some kind of soft meat

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Her butt would ooze through the radiator grill like some kind of soft meat

Immediately, I thought of this. I couldn't help it, it... it just popped in there!

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:

Panfilo posted:

There's quite some top shelf piss right there.

Mods change my name to 'top shelf piss'

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
I'm the dust.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

cnut posted:

I've seen pics of people leaning against a post with their rear end but I've never seen one goes as deep as this:



:staredog:

Those leggings are gonna smell like stale sweat and old hot dogs.

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jizzy sillage
Aug 13, 2006

Okay phew, I thought that daddy/little girl poo poo was for real since my only exposure to it was that song a teenage girl was singing about sucking her dad off. Fortunately it's the slightly less hosed up thing of a teenage girl sucking her boyfriend/surrogate dad off.

:catstare:

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