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Tars Tarkas posted:Morbius, the Living Vampire is the next-rumored Spider-Man-less Spider-Man movie. Burk Sharpless and Matt Sazama (two of the writers on Power Rangers) wrote a script, no one else is attached at this time, and those are also the dudes writing a Lost in Space reboot series for NetFlix
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Electromax posted:Stupid seems harsh, you don't know a movie sucks until you see it. That explains the first one's success, not the sequels.
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Nov 14, 2017 01:06
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Remember that GoPro shot in the first one? Good times.
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Nov 14, 2017 01:15
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Silmarillion: The TV Series would be rad, but based on that press release its gonna be more like The Adventures of Tom Bombadil, which is...less rad.
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Electromax posted:Stupid seems harsh, you don't know a movie sucks until you see it. What are you talking about? We have... ROTTEN TOMATOES!!!! How many times have you been talking to somebody about a movie, and they cite an RT percentage score as a reason for seeing / not seeing said movie (usually without even knowing what the percentage actually represents)? I mean, if we can't trust a bunch of serial-overwriters who trip over themselves to make the dumbest puns as quickly as possible, then who can we trust?
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Nov 14, 2017 01:32
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Morbius movie? A character so forgettable if they ever got around to filming it one day the entire cast and crew may just not show up because they forgot.
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Snooze Cruise posted:Morbius movie? A character so forgettable if they ever got around to filming it one day the entire cast and crew may just not show up because they forgot. To be fair, he's a vampire and there have been many stories where a vampire is the protagonist.
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The MSJ posted:To be fair, he's a vampire and there have been many stories where a vampire is the protagonist. The only way this would work would be if there was a buddy comedy-actioner with Blade. You all were already thinking it. Marvel's got back the rights since New Line doesn't exist anymore and Snipes is looking for an in back into that role.
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I loved that Marvel had a dig at Snipes in one of their Youtube shorts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4A2v3Ya_W4&t=111s Also I would like the Mobius movie to be about how other vampires are racist towards him because he's a science vampire instead of a supernatural one.
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Reports are that TWC is trying to unload US distribution for Paddington 2 as they are in desperate need of cash right now.
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muscles like this! posted:Reports are that TWC is trying to unload US distribution for Paddington 2 as they are in desperate need of cash right now. I got like uhh...15 bucks. They could give it to me.
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They should just use Baron Blood so I can watch Captain America gruesomely decapitate him with his shield.
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I hope they use the hand suckers from the cartoon, those are actually way more terrifying than a normal vampire.
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I got bored at work and started thinking about Hollywood sequels we don't need. You remember in Addams Family Values how there was the little need kid that crushed on Wednesday? Let's get a sequel set 10-20 years in the future where he reconnects with her and they fall for each other and he tries to become part of the family. You can have that one free Hollywood.
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Len posted:I got bored at work and started thinking about Hollywood sequels we don't need. I thought she killed him at the end of the movie with Pugsy spooking him?
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Rirse posted:I thought she killed him at the end of the movie with Pugsy spooking him? Nah he shows up at the end looking like a mini Raul Julia iirc
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precision posted:Nah he shows up at the end looking like a mini Raul Julia iirc Yeah that was right before the scare. But in ~my headcanon~ he survived that but either went full crazy like gomez or boring and got away Late sequel we prob dont need: fight club 2. Tyler and marla have a daughter? got any sevens fucked around with this message at 07:03 on Nov 14, 2017 |
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She was just loving with him. He was still screaming when the credits rolled. That was David Krumholtz by the way.
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Casimir Radon posted:She was just loving with him. He was still screaming when the credits rolled. That was David Krumholtz by the way. I hadn't seen that dude in awhile so I Googled him and drat! he got fat. He got all that weight Jonah Hill lost.
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Young Freud posted:I hadn't seen that dude in awhile so I Googled him and drat! he got fat. He got all that weight Jonah Hill lost.
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Young Freud posted:I hadn't seen that dude in awhile so I Googled him and drat! he got fat. He got all that weight Jonah Hill lost. Jesus, is he bulking up for a Ron Jeremy biopic?
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Len posted:I got bored at work and started thinking about Hollywood sequels we don't need. I had a crush on Wednesday and Christina Ricci got hotter. I'm all for this. Skwirl posted:I hope they use the hand suckers from the cartoon, those are actually way more terrifying than a normal vampire. I like the idea of vampires having proboscis like in The Strain but would like it better if the vampire otherwise look indistinguishable from normal humans. Just a typical guy, but the he gets hungry and a xenomorph mouth comes out of his throat to suck you. Fangs may look sexy but according to seasoned TV vampire Nina Dobrev they are anything but in practice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp3saukwgvU
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Skwirl posted:Jesus, is he bulking up for a Ron Jeremy biopic? He did play a porn director on The League
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Gatts posted:There's always Adrian Paul. Just tell him it's Highlander and let him roll with whatever then release it as Metal Gear I'd say then we might as well just have a No More Heroes movie, though I think it might be too much like Scott Pilgrim for producers' liking. Still, they could get Takashi Miike on board.
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Killer 7, directed by Werner Herzog.
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Something that is actually happening: a Hitman series on Hulu by John Wick creator Derek Kolstad. https://deadline.com/2017/11/hitman-television-series-derek-kolstad-john-wick-creator-hulu-fox-21-pilot-script-1202206934/
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We Know Catheters posted:He did play a porn director on The League And in The Deuce. So it's porn director weight.
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got any sevens posted:Late sequel we prob dont need: fight club 2. Tyler and marla have a daughter? They had a son according to the comic but I doubt they’ll make it a good movie
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Speaking of Takashi Miike, I saw Blade of the Immortal the other day and it was good. Super faithful to the comic, great performances and choreography, and the right amount of melodrama for a good Chanbara. The only thing missing from the comics was the weird kills Manji would do where you get a nice splash page of him completely dismembering someone or carving the manji symbol into someone's head*. They even got all his made-up weapons right! Also buckets of blood, but no real supergore innards hanging out or anything, which made the violence a little easier to digest and more "cool badass" than "gross look away". Some questionable wire work that is very "live action anime", too, but that's in genre. The villain has a great twist, the henchmen all have weird anime affectations where they are super strange (there's a guy who takes the heads of his victims, places them on his shoulder, and uses ventriloquism to impersonate their voices). A solid, fast moving story that you don't have to be familiar with the source material, and there is like 0 fan service or jokes to things not in the movie. If you like samurais chopping dudes up you can watch this movie with zero context and still enjoy it as a stand alone piece. It's also like two and a half hours, so be ready for that. It's basically Logan, or a Lone Wolf & Club story... and even some Highlander mixed in with the whole "can't die but everything hurts and sucks" feel.  Firstborn fucked around with this message at 15:18 on Nov 14, 2017 |
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GrandpaPants posted:https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/nov/13/lord-of-the-rings-amazon-tv-show-confirmed quote:The television adaptation will tell new stories based in the period preceding The Fellowship of the Ring, Cool, the period where nothing happens. Hope they include Sexy Shelob and Ratbag.
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The MSJ posted:I had a crush on Wednesday and Christina Ricci got hotter. I'm all for this.
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https://twitter.com/LightsCameraPod/status/930442898000306176 I wonder if he understands that fat suits do exist, sometimes
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well why not posted:https://twitter.com/LightsCameraPod/status/930442898000306176 He could also do Jony Ive in the next Steve Jobs movie.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Someone please stop him. I guess once you pull off being the best-looking person on the planet for a few years, you just give up and start to experiment.
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I don't think that looks much like Cheney, but I want to punch him, so that's achieved its effect, at least.
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well why not posted:https://twitter.com/LightsCameraPod/status/930442898000306176 It's gonna be funny one day when he pulls this poo poo for a role and tries to get back down to regular size, but at this point his metabolism's hosed and he's fat forever. Just kidding I've seen The Machinist. I know the lengths the man is willing to go to.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Someone please stop him. No, let's see how far he can go. I won't be satisfied until he's driving around Hollywood in a rascal scooter.
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Christian Bale is making an admirable sacrifice of his body so that he can bring to the world the best possible biopic of ... *reads script* ... DICK CHENEY?! What the gently caress who caaaaaares?!
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