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Hodgepodge posted:That's got to be satire. Roger Ebert called WC's script "submoronic". If you feel like hurting yourself, go ahead.
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# ? Nov 14, 2017 08:59 |
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spacetoaster posted:There's a scene in the wing commander movie where everyone has to be really quiet on their spaceship so the enemy scanners can't pick them up. thats badass honestly
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# ? Nov 14, 2017 09:59 |
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Plot speculatin' with Jenny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-5CODzeGEE
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# ? Nov 14, 2017 14:30 |
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The MSJ posted:Plot speculatin' with Jenny I think she's right about more of those than not. The porgs in the background multiply through the video.
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# ? Nov 14, 2017 15:22 |
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Hodgepodge posted:That's got to be satire. It's absolutely serious and outed Chris Roberts as a dude who just copy/pastes cool things he sees and enjoys into his own work without any kind of value add. Wing Commander might seriously be the worst movie ever made. This kind of sums it up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq9F4WuCcvA And IIRC, there's a scene where they have to.... push a crippled fighter off the deck and "over the side" and it falls away like on an aircraft carrier. Yeah....
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# ? Nov 14, 2017 17:43 |
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AlternateAccount posted:And IIRC, there's a scene where they have to.... push a crippled fighter off the deck and "over the side" and it falls away like on an aircraft carrier. Yeah.... Well, space is basically the ocean. Just all over the place.
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# ? Nov 14, 2017 17:46 |
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Jerkface posted:I got a porg latte in Japan. Porg. Hell yeah.
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# ? Nov 14, 2017 17:49 |
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Yep, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I porg'ed here.
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# ? Nov 14, 2017 17:51 |
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If it weren't for Wing Commander we wouldn't have gotten the BSG 2003 series so totally worth it
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# ? Nov 14, 2017 18:54 |
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sweet geek swag posted:The only reason they are able to get the no confidence vote is because of how obviously Valorum is being bribed to ignore the crisis. Without the crisis, the chancellor would be able to say, "Nope, everything worked out, Naboo even signed a treaty to end the crisis." Palpatine would have no standing to challenge Valorum's leadership. I guess, if you really want to stretch it, you could argue that Palpatine knew the Jedi would escape and bring the Queen to Coruscant, but that doesn't explain why he sent Darth Maul after them on Tatooine.
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# ? Nov 14, 2017 19:09 |
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https://twitter.com/HamillHimself/status/930474737507090432
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# ? Nov 14, 2017 20:24 |
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AndyElusive posted:Well, space is basically the ocean. Just all over the place. The "satire" bit was because as the tagline went "in space, no one can hear you scream." Ie, there is no medium in space for sound to travel, in other words, no sound. Unless that's of your post as well.
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# ? Nov 14, 2017 20:30 |
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Ravenfood posted:Or you could make the terms of the treaty so onerous that they were obviously signed under coercion and have the Trade Federation repeatedly flaunt the (few) terms of their new treaty. Publicly executing Amidala after she signed, for instance, especially if the treaty specified not doing that. That'd trigger a vote of no confidence especially if Valorum used the "its ok, they signed a treaty!" defense. So why didn't the movie show us this or tell us this? You're hypothesizing a major plot detail. That's horrible film making.
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# ? Nov 14, 2017 22:00 |
I'm glad Luke is a goon.
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# ? Nov 14, 2017 22:36 |
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BarronsArtGallery posted:So why didn't the movie show us this or tell us this? You're hypothesizing a major plot detail. That's horrible film making. I don't really feel like a scene with him cackling and explaining his long-term plan to Maul or something would really be necessary or add anything to the movie, especially since his plan goes a bit awry about 15 minutes into the movie.
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# ? Nov 14, 2017 23:04 |
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Ravenfood posted:Because Amidala escaped before she was forced to sign the treaty, rendering that particular plan moot. We don't need to hear about all of the various contingency plans that Palpatine had, because he was capable of reacting to current events and rolling with changes to his plan. The point is that his plan, as seen in the Phantom Menace, isn't as wildly ridiculous and contradictory as people ITT made it seem. He had the the actual queen, who dramatically escaped from Naboo, calling for the vote instead of him, which helped speed things up for him but also possibly made it less likely to succeed. If she didn't escape like his plan originally called for, then there would be perfectly reasonable paths forward for him. His plan wasn't contradictory, it just didn't go entirely as planned and he adapted to it. how about a 5 second clip of "oh she did this? let's go with plan B" Maul: "yes sir, plan B is my plan A." *countless children run down the hallway*
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# ? Nov 14, 2017 23:08 |
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Ravenfood posted:Because Amidala escaped before she was forced to sign the treaty, rendering that particular plan moot. We don't need to hear about all of the various contingency plans that Palpatine had, because he was capable of reacting to current events and rolling with changes to his plan. The point is that his plan, as seen in the Phantom Menace, isn't as wildly ridiculous and contradictory as people ITT made it seem. He had the the actual queen, who dramatically escaped from Naboo, calling for the vote instead of him, which helped speed things up for him but also possibly made it less likely to succeed. If she didn't escape like his plan originally called for, then there would be perfectly reasonable paths forward for him. His plan wasn't contradictory, it just didn't go entirely as planned and he adapted to it. It's not so much that Palpatine was capable of reacting and improvising (although he was) but that he didn't need to. His scheme to be elected depended on portraying Chancellor Valorum as incompetent (which he was), portraying the capital and industrial powers as a threat to the aristocracy (which they were), and portraying the Senate as corrupt (which it was). All of those things were true and would continue to be true regardless of how the situation in Naboo played out. Palpatine didn't need to engineer the conflict; it was inevitable. All he needed to do was put himself in a position to profit from it. BarronsArtGallery posted:how about a 5 second clip of "oh she did this? let's go with plan B" I give the PT a lot of slack, but let's be real: they have enough exposition as it is.
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BarronsArtGallery posted:So why didn't the movie show us this or tell us this? You're hypothesizing a major plot detail. That's horrible film making.
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 00:00 |
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BarronsArtGallery posted:how about a 5 second clip of "oh she did this? let's go with plan B" Because if you spell everything out that someone might not be able to surmise, the film becomes a dull slog.
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 04:28 |
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Martman posted:I just don't think a treaty that amounts to surrendering to an occupying force "resolves the dispute." It just puts into law a situation that would be incredibly politically tumultuous. Whatever specific plans Palpatine would have had don't need to be shown because it basically makes sense that putting Naboo in a Senate-recognized state of severe unrest could help him. If anything, signing such a treaty would have just been a way of making sure Valorum doesn't get a chance to do anything to make himself look useful. Basically the only way Palpatine could have lost was if Valorum had decided to act.
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Doctor Spaceman posted:Signing the treaty also emboldens the Trade Federation, which Palpatine is controlling. The movie doesn't need to tell you what all of his contingencies are because it's clear he's got a lot of options available; the whole point of controlling both sides in a conflict is that you dictate events.
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 05:41 |
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https://twitter.com/starwars/status/930634748585635841
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 06:46 |
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I like how you hear this wave of coos and it's a room full of adult men.
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 15:02 |
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I mean, they're the ones who would be more excited to meet Mark Hamill.
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 23:42 |
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With the announcement of Rian Johnson's stupid new trilogy, I'm now of the opinion Star Wars VIII will be markedly (~40-50%) better than Star Wars VII. Whether that pushes it into the good category will depend on your feelings about Star Wars in general. I loving hate Star Wars, except for Ewoks, Porgs, the Rancor Handler, and Force Leap.
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 00:01 |
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CelticPredator posted:I mean, they're the ones who would be more excited to meet Mark Hamill. I would be too excited to make any intelligible sounds, tbh.
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porfiria posted:With the announcement of Rian Johnson's stupid new trilogy, I'm now of the opinion Star Wars VIII will be markedly (~40-50%) better than Star Wars VII. Whether that pushes it into the good category will depend on your feelings about Star Wars in general. I loving hate Star Wars, except for Ewoks, Porgs, the Rancor Handler, and Force Leap. The new trilogy will be about porgs, ewoks, and wookies. If you hate wookies I will cut you.
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 01:13 |
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Id probabl yell out I loved you in Six Dance Lessons in Six Weeks but it would be a lie because he wasnt very good in it.
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 02:11 |
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You might think the Porgs are cute, but I assure you, they’re much more like the alien sewer mushrooms in Mom & Dad Save The World https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKiWzvKGUFs
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 21:50 |
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Smorgasporg
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 03:58 |
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BigglesSWE posted:I would be too excited to make any intelligible sounds, tbh. Same but hours later I would think that parallel universe cool me would have asked "how was Wing Commander supposed to end"
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 05:02 |
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 06:11 |
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What do yall think porgs taste like?
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 06:13 |
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Pineapple, orange, raspberry, and guava
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 06:15 |
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Bobby Digital posted:Pineapple, orange, raspberry, and guava Their blood is tinged with sriracha spices.
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 07:03 |
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Obviously it’s a lot like penguin meat.
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 07:20 |
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“Kylo failed you. I won’t.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv7OJU11aZQ
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 10:40 |
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Well at the very least it looks like we have confirmation that the Kylo extending his hand bit was a fakeout.
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 15:44 |
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So, in Battlefront II there are a few tie-ins with the new trilogy (and more to come with an extra two missions which are released the day after TLJ hits cinemas) First up, after the Emperor dies he tries to get the empire to nuke a few Anyway, long story short, Luke finds a force sensitive compass in there and takes it, this probably leads him to the jedi temple/tree on Ahch-To. Sadly in his post-ROTJ look in the singleplayer his face is a bit wonky and the voice actor isn't any good, you can watch parts of that mission here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GbkLZ5JDW0&t=2161s Other things, I'll timestamp the missions of these plot points:
But seriously, Shriv owns: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GbkLZ5JDW0&t=6288s drunkill fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Nov 17, 2017 |
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The hundreds of hours of Star Wars games I've played over the years, starting with TIE FIGHTER, have made me so loving sick of every single piece of music in the franchise.
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 19:07 |