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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

bloom posted:

https://twitter.com/jonswaine/status/930533723912785920


:whitewater:

So the dude gets banned from a mall and YMCA for hitting on teenagers. It's apparently an open secret locally that he cruises for highschool girls as a 30 year old. Somehow he ends up becoming a chief justice twice and in that role makes multiple extremely :pedo: arguments. He's been pretty much shameless about all this for his whole life and has gotten away with it until now.

I would ask what the gently caress but I suspect the answer is "lol alabama"

this race is really exposing the seedy underbelly of the barely legal system

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Roy Moore has bad memory guys

https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/930535006421778433?s=17

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Blast of Confetti posted:

the best thing about all of this is it's absolutely loving with evangelicals because a ton of evangelical women were molested by older members of the congregation and now the congregations are siding with the molesters.

it's kind of a quiet war going on in evangelical circles which is why there's so much pushback from them on the whole thing

Dan Savage posted:

If kids got molested at Denny's as often as they do at church... it would be a crime to take your kid to Denny's.

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

bloom posted:

https://twitter.com/jonswaine/status/930533723912785920


:whitewater:

So the dude gets banned from a mall and YMCA for hitting on teenagers. It's apparently an open secret locally that he cruises for highschool girls as a 30 year old. Somehow he ends up becoming a chief justice twice and in that role makes multiple extremely :pedo: arguments. He's been pretty much shameless about all this for his whole life and has gotten away with it until now.

I would ask what the gently caress but I suspect the answer is "lol alabama"

I'm smashing a keurig right now!

wait do you smash keurigs if you support or do not support pedophiles

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




drat it, I feel like everyone is getting paid to lie about conservative icons except me. Can I lie about Jesus for money? Let me give you my pitch:

Jesus was totally in favor of wealth and rewards people that he likes with more money. He completely supports any political figure with an "(R)" next to their name and smites anyone with a "(D)". Jesus's specifically said that the hurt and downtrodden need to just pull themselves up by their bootstraps, besides, it's their own fault for not being good enough to be as well off as you.


Please send me $30 million dollars so I can build Jesus a special house with a parking spot for my luxury car out front. TIA.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




do u know jenny posted:

“All I want is to see [Jews] screaming in a pit of suffering on the soil of my homeland before I die,” Auernheimer wrote. “I don’t want wealth. I don’t want power. I just want their daughters tortured to death in front of them and to laugh and spit in their faces while they scream.”


These are totally the Good Guys, people!

Can't you see?!?!?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

you say "38 years" to moore and he gets excited because he thinks there's thirty of them

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice

Durf posted:

Please.... don't punch the poor nazis.... they mean you no harm...

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2017/12/the-making-of-an-american-nazi/544119/

Lol. This is one of the leading nazi figures

"He harmed himself in other ways, too. He tried to tattoo the name of his favorite band, Modest Mouse, on his upper arm but gave up after two and a half letters, leaving him with moi etched on his skin. "

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Thundercracker posted:

Lol. This is one of the leading nazi figures

"He harmed himself in other ways, too. He tried to tattoo the name of his favorite band, Modest Mouse, on his upper arm but gave up after two and a half letters, leaving him with moi etched on his skin. "

Yeah I had a hearty chuckle at that part

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

g0lbez posted:

I'm smashing a keurig right now!

wait do you smash keurigs if you support or do not support pedophiles

Compromise by smashing a keurig over a pedophile's head.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

you say "38 years" to moore and he gets excited because he thinks there's thirty of them

lmao

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Thundercracker posted:

Lol. This is one of the leading nazi figures

"He harmed himself in other ways, too. He tried to tattoo the name of his favorite band, Modest Mouse, on his upper arm but gave up after two and a half letters, leaving him with moi etched on his skin. "

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Thundercracker posted:

Lol. This is one of the leading nazi figures

"He harmed himself in other ways, too. He tried to tattoo the name of his favorite band, Modest Mouse, on his upper arm but gave up after two and a half letters, leaving him with moi etched on his skin. "

owning yourself now officially a form of self harm

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


All politicians have such bad memories. It’s amazing.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

you say "38 years" to moore and he gets excited because he thinks there's thirty of them

fully explicable lmao

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

bloom posted:

"lol alabama"

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tiny Lowtax posted:

All politicians have such bad memories. It’s amazing.

i'd argue the opposite tbh

thankfully twitter also has a good memory so when they play dumb they get called on their poo poo now

momerath
Nov 15, 2014

Tiny Lowtax posted:

All politicians have such bad memories. It’s amazing.

Haven't you gotten a little too whiskeyd up and done your share of collusion with foreign powers? One minute you're auditing federal files, next thing you know you're waking up in a piss soaked bed with a Russian teen hooker. Happens to all of us

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005


Source

https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/930544275191824384

Neukoln19 fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Nov 14, 2017

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005


Not a fan of Larry King, apparently

momerath
Nov 15, 2014

My god this is a loving mess. Is this what slipping into madness feels like?

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
I wanna go to Bernie Island

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Rape Reservoir

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

I'm the pink gator in the gender fluids

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

bag em and tag em posted:

I'm the pink gator in the gender fluids

I was about to say, most of us itt are here somewhere on this....map....

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




momerath posted:

My god this is a loving mess. Is this what slipping into madness feels like?

Schizophrenics are really good at overwhelming detail.



bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
Is there anyone in politics Garrison actually likes except Trump?

Potassium Problems
Sep 28, 2001

I have no doubt that Roy Moore will indeed bring fresh blood to Washington

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

Neukoln19 posted:

I was about to say, most of us itt are here somewhere on this....map....



But I for one would rather be here




....Orgy Island

ricro
Dec 22, 2008
This story feels like it belongs in this thread, since it involves pedophilia and Libertarianism

quote:

Former Subway pitchman Jared Fogle has tried to argue that he’s a “sovereign citizen,” claiming a federal court that convicted him on child pornography and sexual conduct involving minors did not have the authority to do it.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Keurig is 19 years old, no wonder it's lost its shine amongst republicans.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Neukoln19 posted:

I was about to say, most of us itt are here somewhere on this....map....



I'm in Illuminati Inlet.

poo poo. I wasn't supposed to say that.


I'm pretty sure the one in the upper right is from House.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Mods please rename me Rape Reservoir

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

garrison is an insane lunatic who really needs a forums account

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/930544275191824384


...So is Ben Garrison insane or just really high from glue sniffing? This looks like a child's attempt at a modern Hieronymus Bosch lol.

TheTremendous
Jan 4, 2013

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

garrison is an insane lunatic who really needs a forums account

A new one, you mean. Trump.mp4 got banned.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

garrison is an insane lunatic who really needs a forums account

:agreed:

ScentOfAnOtaku
Aug 25, 2006

I have no control, I just keep eating, and eating.

Blast of Confetti posted:

i'd argue the opposite tbh

thankfully twitter also has a good memory so when they play dumb they get called on their poo poo now

Yep, get called on their poo poo so nothing happens, and nothing matters. There is definitive proof that almost every single thing Trump has ever done in office, he has previously tweeted the exact opposite, and not a single thing has mattered once.

Twitter is the biggest joke in this whole thing. They know the only thing that keeps them relevant is Donald Idiot Trump, and even the fact that they know a huge amount of his followers are bots doesn't matter to them. Watching Al Franken rip apart the social media giants a few weeks ago was one of the best parts of this whole fiasco, and of course, has accomplished absolutely nothing.

Of course, it wouldn't be loving hilarious if we didn't have our special little child DJT proving just how stupid he is in almost every single tweet.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

garrison is an insane lunatic who really needs a forums account

maybe we could reform him into painting pancakes on people's heads

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
How is Sessions constantly claiming "I do not recall" not considered lying under oath? I could have sworn I just read something about a woman who was on trial for software piracy or something and she encrypted her hard drive and said "I don't recall" when they asked her the password and they legally reamed the gently caress out of her for it?

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Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

TulliusCicero posted:

https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/930544275191824384


...So is Ben Garrison insane or just really high from glue sniffing? This looks like a child's attempt at a modern Hieronymus Bosch lol.

every single label would make a great account and/or band name

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