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Colostomy Bag posted:Imagine if he would write a blog. A yang to the yin. Compelling, but also dangerous to the fabric of space time. BluesShaman posted:Is there a statue for the 1500 people he killed? Oh yeah, loads. But they're in towns and countries actually connected to the Titanic. Smith had no connection to Lichfield whatsoever which is why it was amusing. Did you lose someone on the Titanic? Cronenberg's stradivarius of controllers taxxe;
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Evocati testing going well! They don't bother emailing you about the tests/procedures so if you're not on the Spectrum 24/7 you might get banned
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 15:44 |
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The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 15:46 |
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The people who paid thousands of dollars to test our software are not following our exact orders!
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 15:48 |
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This is how they treat their most dedicated and sometimes highest paying fans? Can't control the test parameters in a dedicated client? Blame the testers! Comb logs to punish them!
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Daztek posted:
holy fuckballs batman
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 15:51 |
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Daztek posted:
Gee I wonder how those testers will respond....
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 15:53 |
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Virtual Captain posted:
It would make for an amusing thread in the refunds sub.
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 15:54 |
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I guess it would make too much sense to hire a contractor to conduct testing using known hardware configurations to follow test scripts and submit data in a timely and consistent manner. It only makes sense if you are serious about putting out an actual product, though. So in this context, the approach they've taken makes perfect sense
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 15:58 |
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Golli posted:I guess it would make too much sense to hire a contractor to conduct testing using known hardware configurations to follow test scripts and submit data in a timely and consistent manner. That would probably cost like at least 2 Porches though.
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D_Smart posted:Video of Evocati client/server test from Nov 12th. The inevitable consequence of rubbing - a premature ending
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Slow_Moe posted:Gee I wonder how those testers will respond.... I find it better to refer to them as testes
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peter gabriel posted:I find it better to refer to them as testes Adeptus Testiculum
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 16:15 |
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Those guys are nuts
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 16:16 |
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peter gabriel posted:I find it better to refer to them as testes I thought they were avocados, another testicularly shaped vegetable.... oh
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 16:20 |
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Absolutely No Doxxing! I am reporting this to the Threadocati mods.
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 16:36 |
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Virtual Captain posted:Absolutely No Doxxing! I am reporting this to the Threadocati mods. i kinda liked that movie e: (also liked dredd)
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Slow_Moe posted:I thought they were avocados, another testicularly shaped vegetable.... oh - https://www.cardsagainsthumanitysavesamerica.com/ Virtual Captain posted:Absolutely No Doxxing! I am reporting this to the Threadocati mods. Existenz was utter nightmare fuel. AutismVaccine posted:e: (also liked dredd) I loved Dredd, and I was a fan of the comics. They avoided the callback laden nostalgia-fest that was the Stallone version, and produced something that worked entirely on it's own. Megacity should have been bigger, but meh. Hav fucked around with this message at 16:45 on Nov 15, 2017 |
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peter gabriel posted:I find it better to refer to them as testes I did nut seed that coming
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Hav posted:A yang to the yin. Compelling, but also dangerous to the fabric of space time. Don't dox my ex girlfriend.
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 17:11 |
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https://twitter.com/PowerPicklePSN/status/930830587111329794
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https://twitter.com/zoitspider/status/930550103949049856 https://twitter.com/Captain_Ryutaro/status/930810884192198656
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Reading through 3.0R patch notes... https://pastebin.com/FJK0RsqS quote:There should no longer be an invisible wall of collision blocking the back door of the Cutlass Those drat doors.
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 17:16 |
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Luke's passion to go buy power converters at Tashi Station is the only thing that inspires me enough to get out of bed every morning.
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AP posted:https://twitter.com/zoitspider/status/930550103949049856 Everything that's pissing people off about Battlefront, Star citizen does. Is it really just because it's EA that people are freaking out about Battlefront?
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Deki posted:Everything that's pissing people off about Battlefront, Star citizen does. Is it really just because it's EA that people are freaking out about Battlefront? Yes
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Deki posted:Everything that's pissing people off about Battlefront, Star citizen does. Is it really just because it's EA that people are freaking out about Battlefront? Yes. The number one reason a business exists is to make money and EA has perfected that. Until gamers vote with their wallets it will never change.
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 17:30 |
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My bank thought this was a scam. I taught them a lesson and spent that money on the same fraud as before!
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 17:34 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:My bank thought this was a scam. I taught them a lesson and spent that money on the same fraud as before! His bank is Coutts, and they have it on good authority that Star Citizen is a scam.
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 17:42 |
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Holy poo poo that's gold.
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 17:44 |
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When your banks security algorithms recognise Star Citizen as a scam you really need to stop and think about all this poo poo
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This is probably the funniest thing I'll read today and that poor sap doesn't even know it.
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Technically 'Younger Ben' might have been from the week before, so it's a perfectly valid tackle. Two points to Slitherine.
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 18:13 |
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Hey guys my bank thinks this is a scam how do I get round that rather than take a long hard look at things?
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 18:16 |
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I'm starting to get confused. The law says that refunds are a legal obligation of CIG. Backers say that refunds are not a legal obligation of CIG. Other backers apparently say refunds are now a legal right of CIG? I don't know who to trust here. The legal system or the guys apparently begging a company to have all of the power in a transaction. "Best Buy I love you so much please don't loving give that rear end in a top hat back his money for his broken television that will hurt your profits! gently caress him! Take that other guys television from him because he has dishonored Best Buy!" Like why are you so emotionally invested dudes. It's a loving company selling you a product and the law is extremely clear about it. If you want to fetishize something pretty much anything other than a for-profit company is a better use of your time. Try airplane porn. Deki posted:Everything that's pissing people off about Battlefront, Star citizen does. Is it really just because it's EA that people are freaking out about Battlefront? It might be the developer or that the people that like Star Wars are more prone to get buttmad about videogames but an important difference between the two is that one game actually exists. You can go start playing it and be presented with it's bullshit which people are rightly mad about. "Star Citizen" exists in the realm of the imagination right now. You can't get pissed off at how bullshit it's pay 2 win mechanics are because you can't state with 100% certainty what the specifics of it's mechanics actually even will be. Even though they are obviously bullshit you can technically argue they might not be bullshit. That technicality is all they need. Like LTI. Nobody even knows how that works but we know backers have paid tens of millions of dollars for the concept. It's pay2win bullshit but backers live in that little area of the brain that makes you go "Well we don't know for certain it will be bullshit, and here is all of the ways it could not be bullshit." They won't get angry because they don't want to which is a luxury of the state of the product and it having no firm definition of anything at any level. All of that falls apart when there is a game though.
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peter gabriel posted:Hey guys my bank thinks this is a scam how do I get round that rather than take a long hard look at things? Why is the bank storing your money when SC is right there. VictorianQueerLit posted:You can't get pissed off at how bullshit it's pay 2 win mechanics are because you can't state with 100% certainty what the specifics of it's mechanics actually even will be. Even though they are obviously bullshit you can technically argue they might not be bullshit. That technicality is all they need. Pretty sure if EA announced alpha testing for a game and locked the content behind a paywall at least one person on the internet might have some thoughts about that. But, sure, say CIG gets a pass on ships. Fine. They're still selling guns at $14+ a pop and actively requesting that people buy them to test them out without offering any kind of way to return post testing. Even people who dove into testing environments would only have access to things that they had purchased. Gun doesn't work? Thanks for the feedback commando. https://robertsspaceindustries.com/voyager-direct/Weapon-Mounts/Cutlass-Flashfire-Specialty-Mount This drat thing is still in the store and it cannot be used. It worked for a while, then they broke it, then they nixed it. It wont work in the future. It's a cancelled idea. But they're still selling it. If you buy it and discover that not only can it not be used but it wont be used in the future you have to fight with CS to get your money back. There's a litany of examples of these kinds of practices. You have to be beyond a state of willfully obtuse to accept this kind of conduct. Dusty Lens fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Nov 15, 2017 |
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peter gabriel posted:Hey guys my bank thinks this is a scam how do I get round that rather than take a long hard look at things? What are you talking about? I'm been talking a long hard look at all these jpegs and all I can think of is BUY BUY BUY!
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If CIG is smart enough to take out a payday loan to play the currency market somehow then I trust them with my savings. A $2,700 space ship bond will have 400% growth in value, just ask MoMA! You'd be stupid not to buy!
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