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paul_soccer10 posted:I'm late but I just saw some Klingon titties Now she's late, you're gonna be a dad
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vortmax posted:I decided to start rewatching DS9 today, I guess because I wanted to watch good Trek. Right from the start of The Emissary it's clear this will be very different from TNG. It's a far better pilot than Encounter at Farpoint (though that successfully set the tone for TNG). And it's beautiful watching The Sisko chew the scenery from the beginning too. Star Trek's producers had 4 or 5 seasons to get their poo poo together by the time DS9 came around. The first two seasons of TNG were rough.
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Nov 15, 2017 04:09
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season 1 and 2 of tng had some issues but really the thing that caps it all off is that horrible season 2 finale that was just a flashback episode, a RIKER flashback episode
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Nov 15, 2017 04:42
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Mulaney Power Move posted:season 1 and 2 of tng had some issues but really the thing that caps it all off is that horrible season 2 finale that was just a flashback episode, a RIKER flashback episode If you think that's bad, you should see what Voyager's first-season finale was. Hell, I'm amazed it even got a second season given how utterly tepid the first season is. Not that the rest of the show's any better, but relatively speaking.
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Nov 15, 2017 04:43
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I think the riker flashback was due to a writers strike iirc
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Nov 15, 2017 04:55
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shadow puppet of a posted:Groppler Zorn is a treasure. You fuckin' remedy that now. Right now. I got to meet Michael Bell at a Transformers convention when I was in high school because he did the voices for a bunch of characters. I didn't realize he had been on Star Trek like three times until I got to shake his hand :3
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Nov 15, 2017 05:19
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Those Klingon titties were ok as far as titties go but why don't any of the aliens ever have titties on their backs or something like I mean like the new Klingons look like they evolved from like spiders or crabs or rocks or something that keeps its babies on their backs where you'd think the titties would go plus Klingon dudes have their wieners halfway up their bellies like spiders
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Nov 15, 2017 07:41
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I actually don't know where spiders keep their junk but I'm starting to think it's one of those things where the chick does all her stuff and then the dude squirts his stuff all over it like my sister and her husband
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Nov 15, 2017 07:43
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Or Doug Jones character race they look like they'd back back babies the first episode I swore it said Doug Benson and I was like what is going on with cgi
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Nov 15, 2017 07:44
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Like even straight dudes have to wonder if his junk is all weird and stretched out like saltwater taffy
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Nov 15, 2017 07:45
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Yandat posted:it's fun in that it's distilled insane roddenberry I'm convinced he wrote the end while on acid or something.
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Nov 15, 2017 07:50
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I hear of you distill and ferment roddenberrys, you can make a fine '67 Chateau LeCreep.
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Nov 15, 2017 07:52
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Nov 15, 2017 16:05
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criscodisco posted:Those Klingon titties were ok as far as titties go but why don't any of the aliens ever have titties on their backs or something like I mean like the new Klingons look like they evolved from like spiders or crabs or rocks or something that keeps its babies on their backs where you'd think the titties would go plus Klingon dudes have their wieners halfway up their bellies like spiders worf de-evolved into some kind of spider in that one episode whereas riker became a man in an ape suit, so that this is accurate
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Nov 15, 2017 16:54
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Incorrect. Barclay was the spider, and Worf was an armadillo-rhino thing. Troi, IIRC, turned into a merfolk.
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Nov 15, 2017 16:55
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scene of riker from tng season 7 episode "genesis" : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a9EOt6k52U
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Nov 15, 2017 16:57
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Of all the fields of science Trek has criminally mishandled, genetics is perhaps their greatest sin.
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Nov 15, 2017 17:10
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the scene where worf melts off crusher's face with acid will never stop being funny
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Nov 15, 2017 17:27
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:the scene where worf melts off crusher's face with acid will never stop being funny I just finished TNG for the first time and watched the first ep of DS9. Sisko's excited-noises are my favorite thing about the show so far. How many holodeck stories are in this series compared to TNG?
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Nov 15, 2017 17:38
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I love that they just offhand mention that she got plastic surgery and is fine after she violently collapsed on the ground and had to be put into stasis There's like none until season 4
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Nov 15, 2017 17:40
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Al Borland Corp. posted:There's like none until season 4 There was that one scene with Jake fishing and I got real scared.
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Nov 15, 2017 17:43
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The tech exists, they go in there sometimes, even in episode 2, but there's no episodes centered around it.
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Nov 15, 2017 17:52
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Al Borland Corp. posted:Now she's late, you're gonna be a dad 
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Nov 15, 2017 17:56
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The holodeck does get featured a bit more towards the end of the series, but it's handled way better than in TNG.
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Nov 15, 2017 17:58
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DS9 acknowledges that the holosuites are mostly for masturbation, and the few holo episodes are pretty good, at least until they start padding out episodes with Vic Fontaine’s god forsaken lounge act.
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Nov 15, 2017 17:58
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The one where they play baseball against the crew of Spocks was good.
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Nov 15, 2017 17:59
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:The one where they play baseball against the crew of Spocks was good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYVSkOh3ZBM
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Nov 15, 2017 18:00
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popewiles posted:The holodeck does get featured a bit more towards the end of the series, but it's handled way better than in TNG.
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Nov 15, 2017 19:22
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I'm sorry but in the TNG timeline the infamous coco-no-no scene was far more important to affording a greater understanding of the greater Trek universe than that chameleon crap.
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Nov 15, 2017 19:25
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It's unrealistic to me that the holodeck isn't constantly occupied by people doing weird sex stuff in there
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Nov 15, 2017 19:25
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Fartbox posted:It's unrealistic to me that the holodeck isn't constantly occupied by people doing weird sex stuff in there DS9 implies that is the primary use of holodecks.
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Nov 15, 2017 19:26
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Clark Nova posted:DS9 acknowledges that the holosuites are mostly for masturbation, and the few holo episodes are pretty good, at least until they start padding out episodes with Vic Fontaine’s god forsaken lounge act. Come to think of it, that was one of my favourite running jokes in the show. Almost any time someone mentioned holosuites quark would chime in about some offer on a new handjob program or whatever.
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Nov 15, 2017 19:26
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The crew has learned to build in the holographic version of a "boss screen" so if Picard barges in it teleports linen breeches onto you and puts you in the middle of a Shakespeare or something.
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Nov 15, 2017 19:27
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:The crew has learned to build in the holographic version of a "boss screen" so if Picard barges in it teleports linen breeches onto you and puts you in the middle of a Shakespeare or something. 
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Nov 15, 2017 19:30
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shadow puppet of a posted:Which is why Picard watches all holodeck activity from his fixed terminal. "Very good, Number One. Very good."
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Nov 15, 2017 19:31
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popewiles posted:"Very good, Number One. Very good." Riker's program is just chairs with dildos on them.
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Nov 15, 2017 19:33
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popewiles posted:"Very good, Number One. Very good." "Come!"
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Nov 15, 2017 19:44
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criscodisco posted:Those Klingon titties were ok as far as titties go but why don't any of the aliens ever have titties on their backs or something like I mean like the new Klingons look like they evolved from like spiders or crabs or rocks or something that keeps its babies on their backs where you'd think the titties would go plus Klingon dudes have their wieners halfway up their bellies like spiders there was that one alien who had nards on his knees
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Nov 15, 2017 20:41
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vic fontaine is good
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Yandat posted:vic fontaine is good I like the one where they come up with a flimsy reason why they gotta do an Oceans-style heist to save his program from getting deleted or something.
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