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kenner116
May 15, 2009

Only Kinmen and Matsu (which is a really cool place to visit).

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Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Booger Presley posted:

I haven't lived in China in years, but the thing that used to piss me off nearly every day was stopping.

You see it at the entrance to every mall or shopping area, elevator doors, tops and bottoms of escalators, entrance/exit to subways, basically any place there was a choke point for pedestrian traffic.

You're moving with a few hundred of your closest friends, reach the choke point, and some group of idiots have stopped directly in the middle of the high traffic area to kan some renao or play a little phone.

Always happened trying to leave elevators, escalators and busses. Every. loving. Time.

Trying to step off the escalator before dozens of people are conveyer-belted on top of you? Better stop inches from the exit and stare blankly into space! :argh:
lmao this is actually the thing I loving hated most about living in England. stopping abruptly in doorways/at the end of an escalator/while walking on a narrow section of sidewalk (and making an annoyed noise when people try to squeeze past) is a national pastime for some reason

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

People do that poo poo everywhere. Lack of spatial awareness is a global epidemic.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I settled a discipline issue today because the school counselor had no idea why a Korean kid would punch another kid for calling him Chinese.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


As with many China things, it is a matter of degree more than kind. People do that poo poo everywhere. Nowhere else I have been is it done by a solid 90%+ of people.

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Grand Fromage posted:

As with many China things, it is a matter of degree more than kind. People do that poo poo everywhere. Nowhere else I have been is it done by a solid 90%+ of people.

in thailand I've noticed that women, and only women, will come to a dead stop before getting on an escalator. my friend says they're re-calibrating

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Being a tourist, where should I visit? China or Korea?

Ok, I know your answers: Taiwan or Japan.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Power Khan posted:

Being a tourist, where should I visit? China or Korea?

Ok, I know your answers: Taiwan or Japan.

Yes but of the two options, China. Korea if you just want to eat barbecue and get drunk a lot, which is fine too.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Power Khan posted:

Being a tourist, where should I visit? China or Korea?

Ok, I know your answers: Taiwan or Japan.

Korea, just because they will stamp you a 30 day visa with absolutely no hassle or costs at the border, because you know, they want you to visit.

Heer98
Apr 10, 2009
Korea is a nice and fun country with nice, cheap hotels, great food, a very active nightlife and where all of the buildings look the same.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
I mean, both sides formally agree there is only one legitimate government of China, and only Taiwan has the democratic line of succession...

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
iDubbbz did not like the TCM useless skin sucking cupping doohickeys.

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/world/china-corruption-could-lead-to-soviet-style-collapse-graft-buster-says/ar-BBEZbKv?li=AAaeRVN

quote:

China must step up its battle against corruption in order to safeguard against a Soviet-style collapse, the country's second most senior graft buster said in an editorial on Wednesday.
Yang Xiaodu, the deputy secretary of the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection, who was promoted to the ruling Communist Party's 25-strong Politburo last month, said failure would risk the "red country changing color".

In unusually direct and strongly worded criticism of previous administrations, Yang said "in a previous period", corruption had been allowed to fester to such an extent that the party's leadership had weakened, with supervision soft, and ideology apathetic.

"It had developed to the point where if not rectified, the country could change color," Yang wrote in the official People's Daily.
"The future fate of the party and the country's people could follow the same old road to ruin as the Soviet Union and the Eastern Bloc."

President Xi Jinping, like many officials before him, is steeped in the party's long-held belief that loosening control too quickly or even at all could lead to chaos and the break up of the country. The party regularly implores cadres to study the collapse of the Soviet Union in the early 1990s.
By "change color" he means like more open and free and stuff? I like the idea that the only way Chinese will lead their country is down the toilet, and only the CCP can help it instead clog and overflow out onto the bath rug.

CIGNX
May 7, 2006

You can trust me
I think it's referencing "color revolutions."

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

TsarZiedonis posted:

Korea is a nice and fun country for a short visit with nice, cheap hotels, great food, a very active nightlife and where all of the buildings and idols look the same.

ftfy

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

TsarZiedonis posted:

Korea is a country.

also ftfy

is joke please nobody freak

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

TsarZiedonis posted:

Taiwan is not China.

drat wow

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


CIGNX posted:

I think it's referencing "color revolutions."

quote:

A call which first appeared on 17 February 2011 on the Chinese language site Boxun.com in the United States for a "Jasmine revolution" in the People's Republic of China and repeated on social networking sites in China resulted in blocking of internet searches for "jasmine" and a heavy police presence at designated sites for protest such as the McDonald's in central Beijing, one of the 13 designated protest sites, on 20 February 2011. A crowd did gather there, but their motivations were ambiguous as a crowd tends to draw a crowd in that area.

Kan re nao

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
I bet the other "designated protest sites" are in front of other foreign brand offices/stores as well so it's easy to spin the stories as "civil and harmonious crowd requests foreign devil company respects the unified chinese people"

Lupin
Feb 21, 2007
China builds super-cool futuristic library:



(Most of the "books" are actually just pictures of books )
https://petapixel.com/2017/11/14/photos-new-futuristic-library-china-1-2-million-books/

Heer98
Apr 10, 2009

My gf just went on a business trip to Taiwan and she couldn't bring me this time and I am so jealous :(

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party
https://my.mixtape.moe/mtrguv.mp4

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

Roid Road Rage. Amazing.

Heer98
Apr 10, 2009
lol there's a road that cuts through a university next to my house and google maps directs people through it because it cuts like 5-10 minutes off your commute by bypassing a particularly annoying intersection. So of course the school put one of those crappy little gates like in the video on it and I watch people who aren't paying close attention sail right through the gate and smash the little arm every day because their google maps tells them to keep driving. It reminds me of this thread so hard.

Oh right, we have some fairfax residents here! It's George Mason university, the school that incorporated its own police force which runs aggressive speed traps in town and DUI checks for residents of the neighborhood adjacent to their property!

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


quote:

A mum has shared her outrage over the moment a ute stacked with pallets of baby formula she believes was on its way to China pulled in front of her husband at traffic lights.

Elini Carlyon had no choice but to ween her baby boy off formula when he was six months old after every shelf in nearby supermarkets was emptied by so-called daigous.

Ms Carlyon said she so outraged by seeing the ute stacked with pallets of baby formula on its tray she was throwing up whether to phone police.

"I was fuming, because he knew how much trouble it was for me to find it," she said.

"I was thinking, 'we should go to the police', but I know the police can't do anything about it."

A Current Affair (ACA) last night revealed Chemist Warehouse has set up a "pick and pack" centre in at least one of its stores to cash in on a booming daigou market.

ACA obtained stunning footage 13-year-old Jonathan shot showing daigous selecting from a range of "hundreds" of tins of baby formula in a room at the side of its Chadstone Shopping Centre store. Parcels with Chinese characters were provided to the daigous, who then packed the formula into cardboard boxes.

Jonathan told ACA he thought it was "disgraceful" his mum was forced to water down his brother's formula or call her friends for emergency supplies when there was so much of it being shipped to China.

"It frustrates me that my baby brother can't get formula," he said.

"What I saw in that room was chaotic ... It was chaotic (because) there were people everywhere. Packing or packaging boxes. Bring more formula in there."

In one clip, Jonathan films his grandma confronting daigous with shopping bags full of baby formula.

"Two (tins) per customer. How many times did you come in? ... Who am I? I am a concerned parent who can't get certain powder for the grandson."

"Do you think it's right, what you've been doing?

"You've got ten in there! ... Why are you doing this? You know you can't do this. Is it fair on our children?"


https://www.9news.com.au/health/2017/11/16/10/08/baby-formula-crisis-can-aussie-parents-and-china-s-daigous-co-exist

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

anyone wanna guess which poster this is from d&d

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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The Great Autismo! posted:

anyone wanna guess which poster this is from d&d

i havent seen pevan stan post in a while :ohdear:

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Fojar38 posted:

i havent seen pevan stan post in a while :ohdear:

I know I shitpost a lot and like half of that thread hates me and has me on ignore but I unironically would love to buy a beer or two to anyone from SA, especially a china thread, just because having a beer and relaxing is cool and good, and I actually really like china and like talking about it and it's fun and stuff

even with the offer of a free beer I think like only 30% of d&d would ever willingly meet up with me, lol

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

The Great Autismo! posted:

anyone wanna guess which poster this is from d&d

I don’t get it

E:

The Great Autismo! posted:

I know I shitpost a lot and like half of that thread hates me and has me on ignore but I unironically would love to buy a beer or two to anyone from SA, especially a china thread, just because having a beer and relaxing is cool and good, and I actually really like china and like talking about it and it's fun and stuff

Same though

kimcicle
Feb 23, 2003

I missed Korea chat. My favorite kind of chat. :( Go visit Korea! It's not that bad, I swear!


You would think that manufacturers would be doing -something- to capitalize on this, rather than opening up this black market for baby formula. I would get stressed if we were getting low on our last can, despite the fact I could drive to three different stores within 10 minutes and buy another.

ishikabibble
Jan 21, 2012

https://imgur.com/gallery/dnv79

Reading this thread has made this entire gallery very plain and boring. Thanks, China thread.

jizzy sillage
Aug 13, 2006

Yeah I thought the gallery would be fun when I saw it but nope, it's the most milquetoast "China sucks" post ever.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

kimcicle posted:

I missed Korea chat. My favorite kind of chat. :( Go visit Korea! It's not that bad, I swear!


You would think that manufacturers would be doing -something- to capitalize on this, rather than opening up this black market for baby formula. I would get stressed if we were getting low on our last can, despite the fact I could drive to three different stores within 10 minutes and buy another.

The problem is that even if the manufacturer sends it directly to China, someone will skim it for profit. That, and the ubiquitous distrust if domestic products(even if they are safe and surprise: quality) means Chinese people will buy it outside the mainland and send it back. Because someone's grandma and uncle has the familial trust of a community over a manufacturer's safety seal.

The only way to guarantee its untampered quality is to buy it elsewhere.

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I like the similar angry reddit post about it on r/australia, and people telling her she needs to accept capitalism and maybe the company can just make more formula anyway, or she is racist.

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Mistle posted:

The problem is that even if the manufacturer sends it directly to China, someone will skim it for profit. That, and the ubiquitous distrust if domestic products(even if they are safe and surprise: quality) means Chinese people will buy it outside the mainland and send it back. Because someone's grandma and uncle has the familial trust of a community over a manufacturer's safety seal.

The only way to guarantee its untampered quality is to buy it elsewhere.

I dont know much about Australia but if this is such a problem them perhaps the goverment should step in and issue ration cards for parents. make sure peoplel with children get first crack at buying it.

Alternatively import formula from china

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Ups_rail posted:

I dont know much about Australia but if this is such a problem them perhaps the goverment should step in and issue ration cards for parents. make sure peoplel with children get first crack at buying it.

Alternatively import formula from china

Given it's Turnbull's government, you'd just end up with someone bribing the staff at the Chinese embassy to smuggle it for 'em.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

It's too bad humans can't produce formula on their own. Like imagine if every mom had one (or maybe even two just in case) machines that could make safe healthy formula for free??

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

lol when he goes back to beat it some more, like it said something when he was walking away.
not shown - the 90 minutes it took for him to turn his car around to drive back out

TsarZiedonis posted:

Oh right, we have some fairfax residents here! It's George Mason university, the school that incorporated its own police force which runs aggressive speed traps in town and DUI checks for residents of the neighborhood adjacent to their property!


hey, I did my undergrad there, lo those many years ago....

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Baronjutter posted:

It's too bad humans can't produce formula on their own. Like imagine if every mom had one (or maybe even two just in case) machines that could make safe healthy formula for free??

I'unno, man, sometimes the raw materials are contaminated with heavy metals.

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kimcicle
Feb 23, 2003

Mistle posted:

The problem is that even if the manufacturer sends it directly to China, someone will skim it for profit. That, and the ubiquitous distrust if domestic products(even if they are safe and surprise: quality) means Chinese people will buy it outside the mainland and send it back. Because someone's grandma and uncle has the familial trust of a community over a manufacturer's safety seal.

The only way to guarantee its untampered quality is to buy it elsewhere.

Yeah, probably the case, but now I'm thinking these people importing it into China will probably be skimming some off the top. Those poor babies. :(

Baronjutter posted:

It's too bad humans can't produce formula on their own. Like imagine if every mom had one (or maybe even two just in case) machines that could make safe healthy formula for free??

Yeah, gently caress my wife for not being able to produce enough milk on her own due to factors outside of her control, right??

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