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Man, 2 whole poeple work on pricly city ? That's even more depressing.
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Nov 15, 2017 21:24
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beepsandboops posted:It cracks me up how seemingly deliberately small the "Asians" segment is. And of course Christians are the head.
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Nov 15, 2017 21:25
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Fathis Munk posted:Man, 2 whole poeple work on pricly city ? That's even more depressing. Stantis is old, and also worse at drawing than Allie It's not clear whether he actually has any input into the writing either, really; a lot of newspaper strips feature no work whatsoever done by the billion-year-old man whose name gets printed above them
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Nov 15, 2017 21:26
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Hmm, how can we unite all these different races and religions? I know! We'll use "European and Christian culture"! What better way to bridge the gap than to use good ol' white christian know-how! https://twitter.com/TimJHanrahan/status/930481095988170757
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Faustian Bargain posted:I am white and holy gently caress Garrison stop whitesplaining. And you know, I may just be a simple country historian and all, but I seem to me that a fair number of the ca 600k died in the Civil War proooooobably didn't do so to end slavery.
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Nov 15, 2017 21:49
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White people died once so racism is dead
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Nov 15, 2017 21:57
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“Union soldiers died for your freedom!  ” *slyly kicks Confederate flag behind desk*
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Nov 15, 2017 21:58
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frankenfreak posted:Johnny Fiveaces has fallen on some hard times, having to job in a diner. Sam, please. He's at a family restaurant.
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Nov 15, 2017 22:00
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quote:Increasingly our country is divided.... Accusations of sexual impropriety are widespread. 
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Nov 15, 2017 22:13
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So was it the arrows of war or the olive branch of war that's transmogrified into a fat stack of cash?
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Nov 15, 2017 22:19
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quote:Civility is being replaced by name calling *Labels a picture SJW's
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Nov 15, 2017 22:20
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TheBigAristotle posted:Retro Republican... Don't they already exist? I mean, isn't that what Log Cabin Republicans are supposed to be about? Or am I remembering wrong?
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Nov 15, 2017 22:28
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the_steve posted:Don't they already exist? Nah the Log Cabin Republicans are the gay Republicans. What he's referring to used to be called Rockefeller Republicans, more or less.
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Nov 15, 2017 22:29
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the_steve posted:Don't they already exist? Log Cabin Republicans are LGBT Republicans. You might be thinking of RINOs (Republicans in Name Only), but that's not what Carmen's referring to. She's basically saying "why can't we all just go back to being like Ronald Reagan?" as if that's not something every single Republican says.
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Nov 15, 2017 22:30
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Fathis Munk posted:Man, 2 whole poeple work on pricly city ? That's even more depressing. Don't ever look up how many are employed by Paws, Inc then.
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Nov 15, 2017 22:31
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Pakled posted:Log Cabin Republicans are LGBT Republicans. Yeah why cant we stop what we're doing and just go back to tricking people into believing trickle down economics.. ..oh
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Nov 15, 2017 22:34
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Garrison:quote:What is that culture? For most of our history it has been predominately European and Christian. For years we’ve had a huge influx of immigrants ‘of color’ who have a lot of children. White people will soon be a minority in the USA. Loving hearing about glorious white culture from this paragon of genetic excellence: 
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Nov 15, 2017 22:36
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Fathis Munk posted:Man, 2 whole poeple work on pricly city ? That's even more depressing.
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Nov 15, 2017 22:42
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I miss READY READY READY READY READY READY READY READY READY READY
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Why does Garrison care if white people will be a minority? I thought being a minority was either no problem or actually a good thing that gets you cool benefits? Why is he acting like being a minority is a bad thing all of a sudden, after so much insisting minorities have it A-Okay?
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Vib Rib posted:Why does Garrison care if white people will be a minority? I thought being a minority was either no problem or actually a good thing that gets you cool benefits? Why is he acting like being a minority is a bad thing all of a sudden, after so much insisting minorities have it A-Okay? He just wants to be really really sure we all can come together and be nice to eachother before he's the minority. Don't worry. Trump is the glue that will bring us all together.
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Nov 15, 2017 22:59
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"Why aren't people talking about the real victim here: me, Ted Rall?" -Tedd Rall gently caress off
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Lol. The United States of America is a fractured nation and we're trying to make it great again by rendering down the US Constitution, the English language and common culture into a commercialized white paste completely unrecognizable and disimillar from it's parts. And this bastardized glue is the weakest kiddy style, not any of that super glue stuff. AGC.
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Nov 15, 2017 23:10
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Vib Rib posted:Why does Garrison care if white people will be a minority? I thought being a minority was either no problem or actually a good thing that gets you cool benefits? Why is he acting like being a minority is a bad thing all of a sudden, after so much insisting minorities have it A-Okay? Seriously. I'm all sorts of ready for my free Lamborghini and $5k a week in magic food stamps that work on Xboxes. That's what they think minorities get, right?
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Nov 15, 2017 23:25
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the_steve posted:Seriously. I'm all sorts of ready for my free Lamborghini and $5k a week in magic food stamps that work on Xboxes. That's what they think minorities get, right? Only Dreamers, but Trumps getting rid of them while bringing Hispanics together with THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE How is that one of the 3 ingredient in ending strife in America? I will be a minority soon, so before that, everyone learn my language and only care about our common (my) culture.
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Nov 15, 2017 23:28
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These pieces don't even fit together. I know, because I've been trying to assemble them for the last 30 minutes in photoshop just to see what kind of hosed up eagle Ben would make. Literally not a single piece is congruent with the other, some pieces like the bird's butt end are missing entirely, and the whole left wing section doesn't even make sense. There is no conceivable way Uncle Sam is going to be able to glue it back into a whole eagle. it's an impossible task. Have a Gorrell: 
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Captain_Maclaine posted:And you know, I may just be a simple country historian and all, but I seem to me that a fair number of the ca 600k died in the Civil War proooooobably didn't do so to end slavery. Seriously. It pisses me off when disingenuous morons count the entire death toll for the Civil War as "white people dying to end slavery" when half of them died doing exactly the opposite.
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What about the groups that overlap in this analogy? Like what about the black and asian Christians, or the rich liberals? This is not a well thought out metaphor.
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Nov 16, 2017 00:29
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This reminded me of the "kill the Indian and save the man" notion from the nineteenth century, with its "just make everyone like white people" message. I think it's funny that he put rich people on the conservative/alt right side, probably without even realizing it.
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Nov 16, 2017 00:31
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Wow. A part of me wants to see him explain this chart. Not a big enough part of me to sit and watch it, but it's there. Garrison posted:Immigrants, illegal and otherwise, are now encouraged to keep their own cultures and languages. Some consider the traditional melting pot to be offensive—they say it’s ‘racist’ and ‘nativist.’
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Nov 16, 2017 00:42
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I don't understand why someone would go through all the effort of making this stupid MAGA-glue joke which I almost like for how lame it is and then just drown it out without completely unnecessary labels. Nevvy Z posted:It'd be so much better a cartoon without the loving labels on the pieces. We know what the groups are.
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 Guardian:  "Steve Bell on Theresa May and the date of Brexit – Dominic Grieve says some Tories are ‘delusional’ about Brexit and Theresa May’s Brexit date amendment is ‘quite simply unacceptable’" Telegraph:  Independent:  Parliament to have 'take-it-or-leave-it' vote on final Brexit deal, Davis says Times:  Intelligence watchdog urged to look at Russian influence on Brexit vote Evening Standard:  Robert Mugabe's grip on Zimbabwe ebbing away after military takes control Mail: Mac on... Drivers with bad eyesight 
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Fathis Munk posted:Wowowow what the gently caress, Garrison acknowledges the existence of American Muslims ?! Yes but they naturally segregate themselves. Segregation of races and cultures never happened before they showed up and weren't caused by the people in power, no siree. There are no Muslims in the US that actually participate in American society, they all live in little Sharia enclaves and don't interact with anyone else ever. That's their nature!
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An unironic Kelly. 2017 just gets weirder and weirder
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Baked Alaska just got banned from Twitter. Has Garrison ever done commissions for him before?
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MelvinBison posted:Baked Alaska just got banned from Twitter. Has Garrison ever done commissions for him before? I dunno, but I'm sure it's gonna be a good excuse for a diatribe against companies suppressing muh freedom of speech.
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Jabberlock posted:I dunno, but I'm sure it's gonna be a good excuse for a diatribe against companies suppressing muh freedom of speech. Best part is is that most of them weren’t suspended, just had their little blue check mark taken away so it makes their freedom of speech argument even stupider than usual.
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