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sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Cyrano4747 posted:

As late as Martin Luther you have people advocating training up as many decent priests as possible and sending them into the sticks to make the yokals stop being "christian" in the kitbash pagan sense and actually get them up to speed.

Just because everyone is nominally worshiping Jesus instead of Wodin or whoever doesn't mean that you don't have a lot of folk practices dragging around which involve poo poo like casting spells and seeking magical protection wherever you can find it.

poo poo, just look at all the astrological and mystical poo poo Hey Guns' people get into, and those guys were in the middle of fighting what was nominally a religious war between flavors of Christianity.

Look, dipping your weapons in holy water before you kill a wizard isn't mysticism, it's science.

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Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
In the Middle Ages, almost everybody agrees that witchcraft is a myth and that believing in witches is either superstition or mental illness. (Other sorts of magic, like astrology or herbalism or divination or alchemy or magic with dolls are all just branches of science/natural philosophy and only illegal if you use them to hurt somebody. Medieval courts didn't care whether you killed somebody by stabbing them or by making a doll of them, casting spells over it and then stabbing it. Using magic to murder was still murder. But using magic to heal or to find something or make someone fall in love with you or drive out rats or whatever was perfectly fine in medieval law.)

The laws against witchcraft and all the big witchcraft trials all happen after the Middle Ages end.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

sullat posted:

Look, dipping your weapons in holy water before you kill a wizard isn't mysticism, it's science.

Empirical evidence: Wallenstein probably isn't still alive

that said I'd totally watch a B-movie to the contrary

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Epicurius posted:

In the Middle Ages, almost everybody agrees that witchcraft is a myth and that believing in witches is either superstition or mental illness. (Other sorts of magic, like astrology or herbalism or divination or alchemy or magic with dolls are all just branches of science/natural philosophy and only illegal if you use them to hurt somebody. Medieval courts didn't care whether you killed somebody by stabbing them or by making a doll of them, casting spells over it and then stabbing it. Using magic to murder was still murder. But using magic to heal or to find something or make someone fall in love with you or drive out rats or whatever was perfectly fine in medieval law.)

The laws against witchcraft and all the big witchcraft trials all happen after the Middle Ages end.

How do you go from witchcraft not being real to being super real and super worrying?

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

OwlFancier posted:

How do you go from witchcraft not being real to being super real and super worrying?

I note with interest that witch hunting tended to be more of a Protestant thing.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

feedmegin posted:

I note with interest that witch hunting tended to be more of a Protestant thing.

I feel like there's a fairly famous exception to that rule.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

OwlFancier posted:

How do you go from witchcraft not being real to being super real and super worrying?

To greatly oversimplify, heresy. The rise of grand-scale moral panic against witchcraft runs in parallel to the Protestant reformation and accompanying social turmoil and anxiety about Christianity in Europe. There are loads of other factors but this is the biggest one imo.

e: this is not to say that witch hunting was a Protestant phenomenon, it wasn’t. The first witch trials predated the reformation and there is no significant bias towards them in Protestant theory or practice. Rather the phenomenon stemmed from the same problems that also would lead to schisms arising in the Church.

skasion fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Nov 15, 2017

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

feedmegin posted:

I note with interest that witch hunting tended to be more of a Protestant thing.

This is a bogus hypothesis, the reality of how witchcraft belief and persecution came to be destructive is much more to do with the fact that Christianity had become more schismatic and therefore distrust within communities skyrocketed.

skasion posted:

To greatly oversimplify, heresy. The rise of grand-scale moral panic against witchcraft runs in parallel to the Protestant reformation and accompanying social turmoil and anxiety about Christianity in Europe. There are loads of other factors but this is the biggest one imo.

e: this is not to say that witch hunting was a Protestant phenomenon, it wasn’t. The first witch trials predated the reformation and there is no significant bias towards them in Protestant theory or practice. Rather the phenomenon stemmed from the same problems that also would lead to schisms arising in the Church.


Yeah what this guy said.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Witchcraft gradually became a heretical thing, but in the early days of Christianity, believing in witchcraft was itself heretical and Not To Be Done, because believing in witches was something done by foolish pagans and not enlightened Christians.

There's probably a tipping-point somewhere but I'm on my phone and my collection of books on the subject is buried somewhere in my storage unit, which is too bad because I could talk about the European witch hysteria for days.

Siivola
Dec 23, 2012

Mad Hamish posted:

...I'm on my phone and my collection of books on the subject is buried somewhere in my storage unit, which is too bad because I could talk about the European witch hysteria for days.
Well you better get digging. :colbert:

Ithle01
May 28, 2013
Killing witches isn't a uniquely Christian thing, it's pretty much standard fare throughout all human history that if someone is invoking magic or the gods against you then you are allowed to defend yourself with violence.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Ithle01 posted:

Killing witches isn't a uniquely Christian thing, it's pretty much standard fare throughout all human history that if someone is invoking magic or the gods against you then you are allowed to defend yourself with violence.

I’m no expert in Roman law but there was definitely a magic industry in the Roman world with like, form-letter spells to shrivel up some bitch’s uterus or whatever and I don’t think anyone got away with killing the witches who sold them.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



You guys I am literally reading Ronald Hutton's 'The Witch' right now and it goes into this in such glorious depth.

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.

Cyrano4747 posted:

You're right on the Sharia one.

Still, at the very least it shows a preoccupation with them. It could also be argued that the witchcraft/magic laws were part of an ongoing attempt to christianize medieval society, a process that was very much done a done deal, especially in the countryside.

It could be argued that anti-Sharia laws in Alabama are an attempt to Christianize a medieval society, too. :agesilaus:

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

skasion posted:

I’m no expert in Roman law but there was definitely a magic industry in the Roman world with like, form-letter spells to shrivel up some bitch’s uterus or whatever and I don’t think anyone got away with killing the witches who sold them.

Heck, that goes back to ancient Egypt & Sumeria.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
The phrase abracadbra comes from one of the more popular spells of that form I think. Dunno if that one goes all the way back to antiquity though

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

cheetah7071 posted:

The phrase abracadbra comes from one of the more popular spells of that form I think. Dunno if that one goes all the way back to antiquity though

Not quite that form, but it is ancient. The first attested use of the phrase is in triangular form on an amulet Caracalla’s doctor recommended for avoiding malaria. There seems to have been a whole species of mystical gibberish words suitable for invoking magic, like abracadabra and atracatetracati and such.

e: this could probably be connected to the magic words of later, bitchin’ Gnostic ritual texts. “You are not wine, but the guts of Osiris, the guts of... Ablanathanalba Akrammachamarei Eee, who has been stationed over necessity, Iakoub Ia Iaō Sabaōth Adōnai Abrasax.”

skasion fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Nov 16, 2017

Mr.Morgenstern
Sep 14, 2012

skasion posted:

I'm no expert in Roman law but there was definitely a magic industry in the Roman world with like, form-letter spells to shrivel up some bitch’s uterus or whatever and I don’t think anyone got away with killing the witches who sold them.

Table VII of the Twelve Tables of Rome posted:

Anyone who, by means of incantations and magic arts, prevents grain or crops of any kind belonging to another from growing, shall be sacrificed to Ceres...
Anyone who annoys another by means of magic incantations or diabolical arts, and renders him inactive, or ill; or who prepares or administers poison to him, is guilty of a capital crime,and shall be punished with death.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Those roman laws are doubly awesome because apparently archaeologists find curse tablets buried inside buildings all the time.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Yeah, but did this actually happen? Romans weren’t big on the religious practice of human sacrifice...just the political kind.

Unrelatedly, everyone should probably go read the Necronomicon Greek Magical Papyri:

quote:

Sword of Dardanos: Rite which is called "sword," which has no equal because of its power, for it immediately bends and attracts the soul of whomever you wish. As you say the spell, also say:
"I am bending to my will the soul of him NN."

Take a magnetic stone which is breathing and engrave Aphrodite sitting astride Psyche and with her left hand holding on her hair bound in curls. And above her head: "ACHMAGE RARPEPSEI"; and below Aphrodite and Psyche engrave Eros standing on the vault of heaven, holding a blazing torch and burning Psyche. And below Eros these names: "ACHAPA ADONAIE BASMA CHARAKO lAKOB lAO E PHARPHAREI." On the other side of the stone
engrave Psyche and Eros embracing one another and beneath Eros's feet these letters: "SSSSSSSS," and beneath Psyche's feet: "EEEEEEEE." Use the stone, when it has been engraved and consecrated, like this: put it under your tongue and turn it to what you wish and say this spell:

"I call upon you, author of all creation, who spread your own wings over the whole world, you, the unapproachable and unmeasurable who breathe into every soul life-giving reasoning, who fitted all things together by your power, firstborn, founder of the universe, golden-winged, whose light is darkness, who shroud reasonable thoughts and breathe forth dark frenzy, clandestine one who secretly inhabit every soul. You engender an unseen fire as you carry off every living thing without growing weary of torturing it, rather having with pleasure delighted in pain from the time when the world came into being. You also come and bring pain, who are sometimes reasonable, sometimes irrational, because of whom men dare beyond what is fitting and take refuge in your light which is darkness. Most headstrong, lawless, implacable, inexorable, invisible, bodiless, generator of frenzy, archer, torch- carrier, master of all living sensation and of everything clandestine, dispenser of forgetfulness, creator of silence, through whom the light and to whom the light travels, infantile when you have been engendered within the heart, wisest when you have succeeded; I
call upon you, unmoved by prayer, by your great name:
AZARACHTHARAZA LATHA lATHAL Y Y Y LATHAI ATHALLALAPH lOIOIO AI AI AI OUERIEU OIAI LEGETA RAMAI AMA RATAGEL, first-shining, night-shining, night rejoicing, night-engendering, witness, EREKISITHPHE ARARACHARARA EPHTHISIKERE lABEZEBYTHIT, you in the depth, BERIAMBO BERIAMBEBO, you in the sea, MERMERGO U, clandestine and wisest, ACHAPA ADONAIE MASMA CHARAKO lAKOB lAO CHAROUER AROUER LAILAM SEMESILAM SOUMARTA MARBA KARBA MENABOTH EIIA. Turn the 'soul' of her NN to me NN, so that she may love me, so that she may feel passion for me, so that she may give me what is in her power. Let her say to me what is in her soul because I have called upon your great name."

And on a golden leaf inscribe this sword: "One THOURIEL MICHAEL GABRIEL OURIEL MISAEL IRRAEL ISTRAEL: May it be a propitious day for this name and for me who know it and am wearing it. I summon the immortal and infallible strength of God. Grant me the submission of every soul for which I have called upon you." Give the leaf to a partridge to gulp down and kill it. Then pick it up and wear it around your neck after inserting into the strip the
the herb called "boy love."

The burnt offering which endows Eros and the whole procedure with soul is this: manna, 4 drams; storax, 4 drams; opium, 4 drams; myrrh, 4 drams; frankincense, saffron bdella, one-half dram each.
Mix in rich dried fig and blend everything in equal parts with fragrant wine, and use it for the performance. In the performance first make a burnt offering and use it in this way.

And there is also a rite for acquiring an assistant, who is made out of wood from a mulberry tree. He is made as a winged Eros wearing a cloak, with his right foot lifted for a stride and with a hollow back. Into the hollow put a goId leaf after writing with a
cold-forged copper stylus so-and-so's name [and]: "MARSABOUTARTHE ~ be my assistant and supporter and sender of dreams."

Go late at night to the house [of the woman] you want, knock on her door with the Eros and say: "Lo, she NN resides here; wherefore stand beside her and, after assuming the likeness of the god or daimon whom she worships, say what I propose. And go to your home, set the table, spread a pure linen cloth, and seasonal flowers, and set the figure upon it. Then make a burnt offering to it and continuously say the spell of invocation. And send him, and he will act without fail. And whenever you bend her to
your will with the stone, on that night it sends dreams, for on a different night it is busy with different matters.”

And that’s just to give someone a wet dream! Think what you’d have to do to actually kill someone!

skasion fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Nov 16, 2017

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
It's important to distinguish magic and witchcraft in the early modern mind, too. Magic was the use of occult/secret methods to influence the natural world. You might know an incantation that will prevent rats from getting in your grain. You might know about a herb that can cause an abortion/miscarriage. You might know how to study the stars to determine why someone is sick. You might know how to make a potion to settle somebody's stomach. You might know a prayer or incantation that will make it easier for a woman in labor. You might know how to make a charm that will help protect a house against sickness. This is all called "natural magic", and it's something that's passed down from teacher to student, father to son, mother to daughter. This is medieval magic, and the attitude of the Catholic Church varied from grudging acceptance to roll your eyes skepticism.

Witchcraft, on the other hand, is agreeing to serve the devil in exchange for demonic powers you can use to harm other people, and that was considered always evil.

Ithle01
May 28, 2013
Well, I imagine there's a difference between 'someone cast a spell and nothing happened so no one cares' and 'something bad happened and I don't understand it so let's go drown a witch'. It's pretty common for scapegoating when something goes wrong. If you can blame it on witchcraft then there you go.

edit: when you live in a society where no one really understands how people get sick or how poison works it's very easy to think that maybe it's possible to curse someone so they get sick.

Ithle01 fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Nov 16, 2017

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


skasion posted:

Yeah, but did this actually happen? Romans weren’t big on the religious practice of human sacrifice...just the political kind.

Unrelatedly, everyone should probably go read the Necronomicon Greek Magical Papyri:


And that’s just to give someone a wet dream! Think what you’d have to do to actually kill someone!

Just killing them by hand?

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

LingcodKilla posted:

Just killing them by hand?

Why bother, when you could slip the gall of a shrew-mouse into his drink!

quote:

You put its gall into a (measure of) wine and the man drinks it; then he dies at once; or (you) put it into any piece [of food].

While you’re partying though, you should consider some other handy magics:

quote:

xxix. To be Able to Eat Garlic and Not Stink
Bake Beetroots and eat them.

quote:

xxxiii. To Get an Erection When You Want
Grind up a Pepper with some Honey and coat your Thing.

It’s hard to suppress the impression that some of these wizards were just professional trolls.

quote:

iii. Love Spell
For Love say while kissing passionately: "I am THAZI NEPIBATHA CHEOUCH CHA I am I am CHARIEMOUTH LAILAM"

I’m sure this guy knows what he’s talking about

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
THAZI NEPIBATHA CHEOUCH CHA was a well-known hot guy that every woman wanted, we've just lost all other records of him

Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

Pretty sure that's just a character in Kill Six Billion Demons.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

aphid_licker posted:

That story is utterly amazing

Seriously, I want a version of Veep about a Roman governor during the decline.

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

skasion posted:

Yeah, but did this actually happen? Romans weren’t big on the religious practice of human sacrifice...just the political kind.

Unrelatedly, everyone should probably go read the Necronomicon Greek Magical Papyri:


And that’s just to give someone a wet dream! Think what you’d have to do to actually kill someone!

Can't speak to the Romans but killing people for practicing bad magic is extremely common in a great many cultures across time and space. It's why I'm a bit skeptical towards the idea that witch persecutions were actually part of a long term christian effort in Europe. I'm not hostile to the idea, just skeptical, I'm not sure how it's supported. Distinctions between the good socially sanction magic and the bad, evil antisocial magic are also very common.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong
I mean lets be real, the "witch" would usually just be a widowed woman or sometimes an older man who was doing a bit better than some other people, in the great campaigns to kill witches done under nominally Christian excuses. It was just finding a reason to get rid of someone who happened to somewhat violate norms while also generating a scapegoat for local discontent, and it's not really reasonable to assume these people were all also actually doing much more paganism than their neighbors..

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


image text goes here

Stories like this and the one about the treatment of the Goths fleeing the Huns really kind of put a silver lining on the fall of the Empire for me.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Stringent posted:

Stories like this and the one about the treatment of the Goths fleeing the Huns really kind of put a silver lining on the fall of the Empire for me.

small brain: defending the citizenry from brigands
big brain: using your government connections to pocket the pay for defending the citizenry from brigands while not actually fighting the brigands
galaxy brain: using your government connections to pocket the pay for defending the citizenry from brigands while actually using the pay to hire the brigands to fight for you
psychedelic deity brain: becoming the brigands and toppling the government

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

LingcodKilla posted:

Just killing them by hand?

No it's a very detailed and magical ritual that just happens to involve inserting a dagger into your intended victim's heart as part of step 14.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

LingcodKilla posted:

Just killing them by hand?

I mean if that were a realistic option for everyone I doubt anyone would bother with the whole magic rigamarole.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
What if I want to kill someone but don't want to physically leave my house, what then smart guy?

That's right, we use magic to kill them.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
Being familiar with medicine and biology and the ways that people will randomly sicken and drop dead for no obvious reason, I can't help but wonder that alot of people got unjustly blamed and murdered by a mob whenever it happens.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Don Gato posted:

What if I want to kill someone but don't want to physically leave my house, what then smart guy?

That's right, we use magic to kill them.

Or money. Money works too.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

skasion posted:

Yeah, but did this actually happen? Romans weren’t big on the religious practice of human sacrifice...just the political kind.

Unrelatedly, everyone should probably go read the Necronomicon Greek Magical Papyri:


And that’s just to give someone a wet dream! Think what you’d have to do to actually kill someone!

You can't fool me that's from spellsofmagick.com

I especially like invoking archmage rare pepe, and also that the final invocation doesn't have a closing speech mark so you are supposed to read the instructions out loud.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

OwlFancier posted:

You can't fool me that's from spellsofmagick.com

I especially like invoking archmage rare pepe, and also that the final invocation doesn't have a closing speech mark so you are supposed to read the instructions out loud.

The magician would actually draw things on the papyrus. Sometimes it's a recognizable figure like Set or that dwarf fertility god I forget the name of, other times it's anyone's guess.



Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
i see they had dicknipples in the past as well

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Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Honestly that story of North Africa really helps justify Valentinian just stroking out and dying. (I know supposedly it was caused by an entirely different set of underlings loving with Barbarians).

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