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Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

another hot take from everyone's favorite broken-brain

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OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

Al Borland Corp. posted:

Who's the second?

In same al.com article; she was 17 at the time he asked her out, and wasn't discouraged by her pointing out her age.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Why is Mnuchin's wife even in that photo op?

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

surprisingly restrained take from ben garrison but he's still a loving horrendous cartoonist who is so loving bad at his craft that he needs to label every loving thing

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
so trumps little speech thing was bad huh.

npr just played a clip where trump hosed up literally every other word. like, he sounded legit 12-beers deep drunk.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Yeah, the Senate chamber. Killing CHIP should qualify under this statement, too.

Crows Turn Off
Jan 7, 2008


OddObserver posted:

In same al.com article; she was 17 at the time he asked her out, and wasn't discouraged by her pointing out her age.
17? Well, since life begins at conception, she's probably actually 18 or close enough!

-says some Republican maybe

Crows Turn Off fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Nov 16, 2017

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

skylined! posted:

so trumps little speech thing was bad huh.

npr just played a clip where trump hosed up literally every other word. like, he sounded legit 12-beers deep drunk.

I'm no fan of Trump, but to be fair anyone would be jet lagged and punchy after a trip and a flight like that.

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


enraged_camel posted:

another hot take from everyone's favorite broken-brain



That eagle's gonna look weird with one wing, one leg and no pelvis.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

enraged_camel posted:

another hot take from everyone's favorite broken-brain



asians

dbukalski
Nov 9, 2017

YOSPOS

enraged_camel posted:

republicans are so loving easily triggered it's amazing and hilarious

they spend all day in a fox news induced rage. they have hair trigger tempers

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

I really hate that man.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Your Taint posted:

I'm no fan of Trump, but to be fair anyone would be jet lagged and punchy after a trip and a flight like that.

The one thing I'll criticize is that I'm sick and have had a headache and this pain in my eye all day and it all made it very painfully clear to me how much Donald Trump yells when he really doesn't have to.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

STAC Goat posted:

The one thing I'll criticize is that I'm sick and have had a headache and this pain in my eye all day and it all made it very painfully clear to me how much Donald Trump yells when he really doesn't have to.

Is it one where your neck hurts and you get a headache exclusively behind your eye? I loving HATE those.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.

enraged_camel posted:

another hot take from everyone's favorite broken-brain



It's like painfully obvious that those pieces don't fit together/there are large sections just straight missing that will make reassembly impossible.

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde

From sheriff fuckface's facebook where it was originally from.
https://twitter.com/yungneocon/status/930920226354581511


And the two water boys side by side.
https://twitter.com/skolanach/status/930903990966960128

Spun Dog
Sep 21, 2004


Smellrose

Your Taint posted:

It's like the universe is speaking to us.

Guess it's time to reread Contact.

Morrow
Oct 31, 2010
Phone posting but proposing a switch to a territorial tax regime has been rattling around corporate circles for awhile now. I did policy work for a pharma Corp in 2014-2015, they were developing it in anticipation of tax reform initiatives after republicans retook congress. I'll see if I can dig up any of my notes from then.

Off the top of my head I can tell you we deliberately avoided looking at what it would do to tax revenue because we knew it wouldn't be good.

CrocodileKingSaysNO
Jul 25, 2007

publishko posted:

I like the McElroy brothers rule of flirting along the lines of "don't hit on anyone unless they are free and able to tell you to gently caress off and then run away" which I think was a specific response to the question of hitting on waitresses

lol i think it was hitting on pizza delivery girls

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

enraged_camel posted:

another hot take from everyone's favorite broken-brain



im the talon of poverty

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

If there was ever a tweet that deserved the 🤔

Alkabob
May 31, 2011
I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please

enraged_camel posted:

another hot take from everyone's favorite broken-brain



I guess he likes Hispanics and Muslims now since they make up the shield.

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
That's like his tamest cartoon ever

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

Fitzy Fitz posted:

Breaking the rule of not mocking women's outfits because I don't know how else to handle this.

https://twitter.com/AndyRichter/status/930880045538729984

Literally movie villains.

Her outfit is frankly awesome, evil but classy. Looks like something you'd see in 60s era Wolfenstein timeline.

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/930942069358714880

Senate Republicans relish chance to smother new Ted Cruz.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/930925305132388352

Helen Highwater
Feb 19, 2014

And furthermore
Grimey Drawer

Martian posted:

Here in the Netherlands, one of the most water-rich countries in the world, you can often buy Watson's Water, which is made from seawater in loving Hong Kong. And it's often cheaper than local bottled water. And cheaper than it is in Hong Kong. A Dutch newspaper wrote a great article about how stuff like that happens a while ago (in Dutch, obviously).

Capitalism is retarded, is basically the reason

Water Sommeliers are a thing

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Yes... eat each other.

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004

enraged_camel posted:

another hot take from everyone's favorite broken-brain



That's gotta be an edit.

It's GOTTA

Edit- it's real I checked his site.

my bony fealty posted:

im the talon of poverty

Harold Fjord fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Nov 16, 2017

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug

enraged_camel posted:

another hot take from everyone's favorite broken-brain



Why didn't he at least make the conservatives the right wing and the liberals the left wing

Loucks
May 21, 2007

It's incwedibwe easy to suck my own dick.

enraged_camel posted:

another hot take from everyone's favorite broken-brain



Why are conservatives the left wing?

Edit: Hello there. It is because he is a bad cartoonist.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



It's correct from the viewer's perspective I guess?

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Loucks posted:

It is because he is a bad cartoonist.

I mean it's the same reason why he feels like he needs to label every loving thing he draws.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004



Didn't Penn and Teller do that as a joke on Bullshit?

But then I guess people fell for it when they did, though it was all just LA tap water, if I recall.

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004

enraged_camel posted:

I mean it's the same reason why he feels like he needs to label every loving thing he draws.

It'd be so much better a cartoon without the loving labels on the pieces. We know what the groups are.

And that poor claw. Eat the rich claw!

Or what if we put money in BOTH claws?
:thunk:

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

ReidRansom posted:

Didn't Penn and Teller do that as a joke on Bullshit?

But then I guess people fell for it when they did, though it was all just LA tap water, if I recall.

Water snobs are the worst. I had a roommate that would preach on and on about his $5/gal artisan aquifer jugs. He didn't like it when I explained it's just alkaline water and you can get the same thing with tap + baking soda.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


CrocodileKingSaysNO posted:

lol i think it was hitting on pizza delivery girls

It was a bank teller

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I feel like he originally put the Alt Right and Conservatives on one side and all the minorities on the Left side and then he realized the implication he made so just threw Whites over on the left side. I theorize that's why Asians got such a dinky piece, because they were supposed to have the Whites piece until he realized his mistake.

Also the Left is on the right and the Right is on the left clearly because he's a moron who didn't consider the "mirror perspective".

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Fitzy Fitz posted:

Breaking the rule of not mocking women's outfits because I don't know how else to handle this.

https://twitter.com/AndyRichter/status/930880045538729984

Literally movie villains.

this is it

this is why mnuchin worked so shamelessly to secure his position

to literally get his loving name printed on money

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CrocodileKingSaysNO
Jul 25, 2007

Al Borland Corp. posted:

It was a bank teller

They have sooo many good ones haha

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