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Krycek posted:A normal dev team: "oh look, whenever ship X spawns, the server crashes. How about I just turn off the ability to spawn ship X." 
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Virtual Captain posted:I lolled so hard at this. Please stay. 
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Come on, it's Chris RobertsBreetai posted:
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hot balls man no homo posted:Come on, it's Chris Roberts still wrong pick 0
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They are testing loot crates. You can pay $20 a click to get the ship you requested, or just $5 a click to get a random ship that may or may not work.
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Sarsapariller posted:Thank you Citizen. Can I interest you in a luxury spaceship? i too am a fan of ryan archer's work
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hot balls man no homo posted:Come on, it's Chris Roberts chris answered this on 10 for the chairmen: 
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Quavers posted:Stresstest lag video has been rehosted: Yup, there we go. I don't even know how you have a bug that delivers the wrong ship. What the gently caress is going on in that code?
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Firefox 57, "Quantum", is really nice with CPU utilization and running videos. Broke my noscript, though.
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Quavers posted:Stresstest lag video has been rehosted: So >30fps when there's just 40ish nearly identical commandos standing in the same area, some may have boxes growing out of their legs. >4fps when those commandos are in ships. Great.  Catching up with late 90's tech then. 
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XK posted:Yup, there we go. Not using an instanced pad because of "fidelity" reasons and not bothering to add a 'null" check to see if the pad is occupied when you have multiple commandos requesting delivery of a ship. I guess if they never fix this you can simply request ships until the pads are full and enjoy the ensuing rage as commandos will only see yours or an unholy merging of multiple ships. I'm hoping they at least have an expiration timer but not counting on it. monkeytek fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Nov 16, 2017 |
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XK posted:On that deleted video, it seemed to run fairly okay, when it was just the several dozen commandos on the launch pads. Hey, glitches, oh, glitches, oh, glitches, oh, glitches Hey, glitches, oh, glitches, oh He tried to get a ship down in Port Olisar Clipping through the walls and floors They said, "You're so lame You're breaking the game" Glitchy glitchy ya ya mama Glitchy glitchy ya ya here Brokeass doors and walls, oh no no Crappy Version 3 point 0 Veux-tu rembourser avec moi, ce soir? Veux-tu rembourser avec moi?
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Daztek posted:
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Quavers posted:Stresstest lag video has been rehosted: 5:28, watch what ship he orders. See what ship he is given on the pad. 6:08, the Freelancer he requested is an Andromeda, he turns 90 degrees to the right to look at a ship apparently spawned hanging off the pad, looks back at the station, then looks back toward his ship which is now a Retaliator. He's actually speechless for a moment. He tells voice chat his ship is swapped. Another guy on chat says that's his ship actually, and that it's really confusing. The computer tells him to find his ship on pad A02. 7:45 invisible wall, then pitch black in his own ship with frames dying and the internal door completely nonfunctional. It's almost experimental.
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XK posted:6:08, the Freelancer he requested is an Andromeda, he turns 90 degrees to the right to look at a ship apparently spawned hanging off the pad, looks back at the station, then looks back toward his ship which is now a Retaliator. It's like the Old Spice ad from years ago.  Look again, I'm on a horse.
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monkeytek posted:Not using an instanced pad because of "fidelity" reasons and not bothering to add a 'null" check to see if the pad is occupied when you have multiple commandos requesting delivery of a ship. His heads-up UI pip that's supposed to lead him to his ship has the wrong ship listed right after he chooses it. At least nobody got flung into void space in the middle of the planet with twisted limbs, but these are still baffling issues for anything outside of a proof-of-concept demo to have. And you can see the frames chug every time somebody spawns a ship.
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Oh god this wanker won't stop tweeting things at me https://twitter.com/iq_derek/status/930871016049512448
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peter gabriel posted:Oh god this wanker won't stop tweeting things at me Make a video with his tweets in it. We all laugh, he'll have a meltdown.
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Sandweed posted:The last battlefront sold 14 million copies, this shitstorm won't affect them enough for them to care. Sadly you are most likely right.
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XK posted:these are still baffling issues for anything outside of a proof-of-concept demo to have The major misconception from backers is that they're trying to compare Star Citizen to game publishers, and Chris Roberts to a game developer. These are very dangerous assumptions. In competent companies run by competent individuals, bugs like this show up early, and get fixed over time. The backers are applying this pattern to Star Citizen, assuming these are bugs that will be fixed over time. What we have with Star Citizen is the opposite situation. It's a horribly-written, badly-coded, Chris-Roberts-Ineptly-Micromanaged disaster that gets weaker and weaker every time they try to do something meaningful with its peanut-brittle foundation. This game isn't going to get "fixed over time." This game is loving terminal, and all they're doing is a Weekend at Bernie's act with it.
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peter gabriel posted:Oh god this wanker won't stop tweeting things at me this guys stupidity cadence really reminds me of Fandred
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Solarin posted:this guys stupidity cadence really reminds me of Fandred Hes literally insanely mentally ill. Seriously. Like I wouldn't goad this guy he's not your typical citizen.
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Mr Derek, what is your professional opinion of lootcrates? Also Mr Derek, what is your personal opinion of ea? I asked for personal in the second because I wouldn't want you to sling poo poo at a fellow game-company-thing (what form of entity is ea actually?) as that would be lovely of me to ask, in terms of everyone in the industry not slinging poo poo at each other. Also one more thing, what is your favorite land bird?
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XK posted:FYI, TheRealGremlich is one of the Kremlin's experimental accounts. It reads more like DPRK_News to me. https://twitter.com/dprk_news/status/910175454044332032
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XK posted:FYI, TheRealGremlich is one of the Kremlin's experimental accounts. That has gone out of control!
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Morningwoodpecker posted:Make a video with his tweets in it. We all laugh, he'll have a meltdown. ^ This, 100%.
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McGiggins posted:Mr Derek, what is your professional opinion of lootcrates? If gamers weren't loving used to being exploited, we wouldn't be having this discussion. It is a pointless discussion when you consider that the crazy amount of money being made, is because the people who are buying them, outnumber those crying foul. So companies like EA, Activision et al, have ZERO incentive to stop the practice. It all migrated from mobile. ----------------
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peter gabriel posted:Oh god this wanker won't stop tweeting things at me One of those people printed everything. They go to sleep every night dreaming about the judge calling out for the surprise witness. Strutting into court with their Derek Smart print outs, they shove the swooning ladies aside. Chris Roberts jumps up to shake his hand, and Sandi gives a sultry wink. Derek is in the corner rubbing his fists in his eyes as tears stream to the floor. The judge stand up and salu... *!* I'LL DO THE DISHES LATER MOM I'M TRYING TO SLEEP LEAVE ME ALONE GOD
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XK posted:5:28, watch what ship he orders. See what ship he is given on the pad. This video really is a clusterfuck. The player or NPC walking around with a crate shoved up his rear end was the best touch.
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XK posted:One of those people printed everything. EXHIBIT ONE - THE DEREK ARCHIVE 
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