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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches


there is nothing wrong there

:randstare:

would so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me.

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mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Wrong thread. That thing covers all bases.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



RareAcumen posted:

You people and your loving mayo
Hey now, just listen to what Hellmans has to say about its heavy duty mayo:

"A foodservice exclusive! Hellmanns Extra Heavy Mayonnaise is made by adding extra egg yolks to our trade-secret Real Mayonnaise recipe. This thicker, more eggy mayonnaise inspires passion and loyalty among professional chefs. Thicker, extra-curdy viscosity holds through demanding binding and browning. The thicker emulsion is an ideal dressing base for extra-creamy scratch-made dressings."

Anti Food Porn/Food Fads: extra-curdy viscosity


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So would. But then I'm a fan of micheladas and bloody mary's and other savory beverages. I really want to get my hands on some Bovril one day.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

RareAcumen posted:

You people and your loving mayo

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

No no no please don't gently caress the mayo

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
At least one mayo you've eaten was already hosed. Sorry, but that's just math.



I avoid this by not eating mayo.





*I sometimes eat mayo

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Pasta, nutella and... cheese?

https://twitter.com/nisssyyy_/status/927966848280342534




Stop loving your food.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Picnic Princess posted:

No no no please don't gently caress the mayo

Cummies

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Broil-A-Blasphemy Workshop

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

RareAcumen posted:

loving finally, I have content.


Apparently white chocolate Cheetos is a thing in Japan? There's a morbidly-curious part of me that would try this. Once.

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

sneakyfrog posted:

there is nothing wrong there

:randstare:

would so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me.

Fined :10bux: Wildly mixing several disparate sauces just makes things taste like gloop, and it would be so awkward (and runny) to eat.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Dienes posted:

Apparently white chocolate Cheetos is a thing in Japan? There's a morbidly-curious part of me that would try this. Once.
They have come to the realization that a naked corn puff is edible cardboard and you can flavor it with anything you want and not just cheese-like product.

I am always one of the first in the thread to advocate desert cheese but I will draw the line at trying to make a desert with cheesey corn puffs. Bit of a difference between that and candied corn puffs.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005


I’m the pole dancing monkey


This could not die on the last page. Even if the lion did murder them all.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

zedprime posted:

They have come to the realization that a naked corn puff is edible cardboard and you can flavor it with anything you want and not just cheese-like product.

I am always one of the first in the thread to advocate desert cheese but I will draw the line at trying to make a desert with cheesey corn puffs. Bit of a difference between that and candied corn puffs.

At Aldi's they have what is allegedly a popular German snack. It is an unflavored corn puff with powdered peanuts on it. It tastes kinda peanutty and something else. Not sure what it is, but something else.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Can't remember if it was already in this thread, and too lazy to check, but: Ramen Joy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_eC-s-b-zw

Also, trying to find any examples of the recipes in it, found This collection, half of which belong here.

Aloha, Ramen! With Pineapple and spam!


Cheesy Chili Ramen posted:

Now we get into the realm of fusion ramen, and this is an obvious first step. Taking a cue from Cincinnati, the noodles are simply cooked, drained, and topped with a ladel of chili. I've used goopy cheese sauce here, but you can go the authentic route with shredded cheese if you'd prefer. Heck, you can even take it all five ways by adding onions and beans.


Routine (Ramen Poutine) posted:

Okay, before someone goes and calls the Mounties on me, yeah, I know real poutine is made with cheese curd, not shredded cheese like I've got here. But hey, this is a ramen hack, so deal with it. To get your ramen nice and crispy, just crunch them up in the bag, then empty it out into a skillet with a little oil. Toast over medium-high heat while tossing and stirring until everything is nice and golden brown. Top it all off with some gravy and cheese, and broil in the toaster oven until melty. Eat with a fork. And beer.


Ramacos! posted:

So Spaghetti Tacos may have finally died out, but the ramen taco trend is just in its infancy. Climb on board before this thing goes worldwide! It's easiest to start with a taco kit—the kind that comes with shells, taco sauce, and a seasoning pack. Cook up about half the amount of ground beef recommended on the box, then add a pack of raw crunched-up ramen noodles along with the water and seasoning packet to the skillet. Cook it down until the ramen is the desired texture (I like mine still a bit crispy), adding more water as necessary. Scoop it into taco shells, top as desired, and chow down.


Ramac & Cheese posted:

An obvious selection, no? Unlike real elbow macaroni, the ramen itself is almost as goopy as the cheese sauce, making this dish texturally… interesting. You can use homemade cheese sauce, or just use a half block of Velveeta mixed with some milk and butter (heat it up in the microwave until gooey). Combine the cooked noodles with the cheese sauce, top with more cheese, and broil until brown and bubbly.


Ramepherd's Pie posted:

Sounds weird, tastes delicious. A traditional shepherd's (or cottage) pie filling gets topped with cooked ramen noodles then baked. The top of the noodles dry out and become super-crisp under the broiler, while the noodles underneath remain tender. It's a uniquely delicious textural contrast. See the next slide for the recipe.

PyroDwarf
Aug 24, 2010

Would with both hands tied behind my back.

I went to a BBQ place this weekend. They had jalapeño Mac and cheese (good), but there was loose corn in it. More than I would have expected to call it accidental, but less than I would have expected had it been intentional.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Tiberius Thyben posted:

Routine (Ramen Poutine) posted:

Okay, before someone goes and calls the Mounties on me, yeah, I know real poutine is made with cheese curd, not shredded cheese like I've got here. But hey, this is a ramen hack, so deal with it. To get your ramen nice and crispy, just crunch them up in the bag, then empty it out into a skillet with a little oil. Toast over medium-high heat while tossing and stirring until everything is nice and golden brown. Top it all off with some gravy and cheese, and broil in the toaster oven until melty. Eat with a fork. And beer.
I'm honestly tempted to try this one.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'd probably try all of them at least once.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
only way ramen noddles differ from normal noodles is kansui
which makes them alkaline
which makes them easier to brown
which makes them delicious when you water them and then cook them via a dry method

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


bob dobbs is dead posted:

only way ramen noddles differ from normal noodles is kansui
What are "normal noodles"? What is "kansui"? Isn't "ramen" just American for two-minute noodles?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




zedprime posted:

They have come to the realization that a naked corn puff is edible cardboard and you can flavor it with anything you want and not just cheese-like product.

I am always one of the first in the thread to advocate desert cheese but I will draw the line at trying to make a desert with cheesey corn puffs. Bit of a difference between that and candied corn puffs.

Cheetos made a cinnamon sugar puff that's kinda something like a churro or those cinnamon twists you can get from Taco Bell I guess.



I haven't tried them myself, since I don't even like normal cheetos and I don't really think they can pull that flavor off.

oops i forgot

RareAcumen has a new favorite as of 07:43 on Nov 16, 2017

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Thees ees no so bad, oui?!

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
That whole thing feels more like a threat than an ad.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Two hundred seventy five american dollars for that Intense Jaw Line Minnie Mouse cake

My Lovely Horse posted:

Thees ees no so bad, oui?!

lmao

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010




I wonder if anyone actually took this person up on their offer, and how many people ordered a cake without knowing what they were getting themselves into.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Its a goddamn cupcake cake too. gently caress. I'm all mad up now.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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god I just noticed the ear situation now, I was so fixated on that jaw

and that it's a cupcake cake makes it even worse, that's not even a cake that came out weird or you hosed up, you intentionally assembled the cupcakes like that, why

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

My Lovely Horse posted:

Thees ees no so bad, oui?!

Such a special boy!

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever
I found something disturbing:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/wancafe/permalink/1137504573097838/

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Samizdata posted:

At Aldi's they have what is allegedly a popular German snack. It is an unflavored corn puff with powdered peanuts on it. It tastes kinda peanutty and something else. Not sure what it is, but something else.

I trust Aldi. I bought my bed from Aldi. They were selling beds that week for some reason.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The polish section of my supermarket sells avocado chocolate.

Like a bar of chocolate instead of caramel filling it's got avocado.

Poland is a strange place.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



That seems like it would go bad super fast, by chocolate standards.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Samizdata posted:

At Aldi's they have what is allegedly a popular German snack. It is an unflavored corn puff with powdered peanuts on it. It tastes kinda peanutty and something else. Not sure what it is, but something else.

Hell yeah, peanut flips/puffs!

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

mng posted:

Hell yeah, peanut flips/puffs!



Don't know about eating anything with the brand's first name being "Crusti," but regardless, I'm still the 32% ground peanuts.

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...

You know how Carvel just rotates Fudgie the Whale 90 degrees in order to make Santa's head so they don't have to buy two cake pans? They're just frosting the reverse side of their best-selling State of Minnesota cake.

fake edit: Minniesota

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

It's kinda like the cake version of those youtube vids people have started to notice now.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

My Lovely Horse posted:

It's kinda like the cake version of those youtube vids people have started to notice now.

Elsa-cake.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?

Samizdata posted:

At Aldi's they have what is allegedly a popular German snack. It is an unflavored corn puff with powdered peanuts on it. It tastes kinda peanutty and something else. Not sure what it is, but something else.

They're my favourite snack, the French like them too. They're the best but hard to get in England. Usually can be found at tiny local corner shops, for some reason.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Zipperelli. posted:

Don't know about eating anything with the brand's first name being "Crusti," but regardless, I'm still the 32% ground peanuts.
I'm familiar with the (Macedonian?) variety made by Stobi. Better/worse?

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McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

RareAcumen posted:

You people and your loving mayo



I feel like this kid may not have eaten brined and smoked chicken breast fillets in his life. Because if there was any best chicken seasoning that would be it

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