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hello im well on my way to bcoming a sex servant four you. i should be in hollywood being supper rich with a childish softcore escort.will you send me some cumfort now jamout kidrcock in my chevy silverado.ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it,and also too attractto atract some one like yo an youre er kinky makes me fell horny rear end hell.and makess me lauf out load..! my name is Mark lloyd with silver silverado duromax 4x4 mag wheeles bed liner automatick transmittion with kidrock licence plates to gett my atension fell good to type cause my handwrighting isnt very good i learnd in jr hi school a feuw years ago. i tought abuot becmming a vetrinarian. horse dokter i kind of got sidetraked. if sex please email me thnks ML lisen to thhis and think about it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKFx0MMqb48 |
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Mark Lloyd facts: 1. Mark Lloyd owns a Chevy Silverado Duramax. It is silver. It has 4x4 mag(?) wheeles[sic], a bed liner, and an automatic transmission. 2. Mark Lloyd has Kid Rock license plates. It is unclear if these are plate frames, or vanity plates. 3. Mark Lloyd should be in Hollywood. 4. Mark Lloyd should be super rich. 5. Mark Lloyd should be with a "childish softcore escort." 6. Mark Lloyd has been playing with magnets. 7. Mark Lloyd is trying to change the world as we know it. 8. Mark Lloyd wants to attract someone like me, and I'm er kinky. 9. This makes Mark Lloyd feel horny as hell. 10. This makes Mark Lloyd laugh out loud. 11. Mark Lloyd does not have good handwriting. 12. Because Mark Lloyd does not have good handwriting, he compensates with Kid Rock license plates to get attention. 13. A few years ago, Mark Lloyd was in junior high. 14. Mark Lloyd thought about becoming a veterinarian. 15. Mark Lloyd thought about becoming a horse doctor. 16. Mark Lloyd got sidetracked. 17. Mark Lloyd is well on his way to becoming a sex servant for me. |
# ? Nov 16, 2017 03:47 |
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"Dammit!" screamed Mark Lloyd, pounding his fists on his science desk. "I've been playing with these magnets for months, and nothing has changed! The world is still the same!" Mark Lloyd ran his fingers through his luxurious golden hair and sighed. "Kid Rock... talk to me. Tell me what I need to hear." Mark Lloyd looked at his Kid Rock portrait, nearly 9 feet tall. "I should be super rich. I should be in Hollywood. Kid Rock! Where have I gone wrong?!" Mark Lloyd threw his magnets to the floor, and the sound echoed through the empty room. All he had ever wanted was to be a veterinarian. But that dream was dashed. He'd become sidetracked. Now he had to settle for second-best. Changing the world forever with magnets. "I just want to be with someone kinky. That makes me feel horny as hell. That makes me laugh out loud! I am well on my way to becoming a sex servant for them... but drat these infernal magnets!" Mark Lloyd stared at nothing. He imagined driving down the highway in his Silverado, blasting Kid Rock. Closing his eyes, he put his earbuds in. "Sheryl... Kid... take me home." |
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FactsAreUseless posted:"Dammit!" screamed Mark Lloyd, pounding his fists on his science desk. "I've been playing with these magnets for months, and nothing has changed! The world is still the same!" Mark Lloyd ran his fingers through his luxurious golden hair and sighed. lmao |
# ? Nov 16, 2017 07:54 |
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the Mark lloyd accion figure comes quippd with silver silverado duromax 4x4 mag wheeles bed liner automatick transmittion with kidrock licence plates |
# ? Nov 16, 2017 07:55 |
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So have you guys banged in the extended cab of his Silverado while listening to kid rock yet or what? Or at least played with magnets while lounging on his bed liner?
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 12:11 |
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mag wheels means like as opposed to spoked wheels, which cars haven't used in decades lol Mark is a man of detail I'll tell you what, that or a fan of klassik kars |
# ? Nov 16, 2017 12:13 |
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also here is an actual spam email i received: Dear [my first name], Take regular walks -- after dinner with the family, a walk instead of a drive or take the dog for a stroll., Thank You. there was no link, no attachment, nothing at all, and hell, it's good advice! |
# ? Nov 16, 2017 12:18 |
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Maybe Mark can become a sex servant to a horse doctor / veterinarian, in exchange for apprenticeship/training Mark Lloyd may seem sidetracked but he is well on his way to becoming a horse doctor |
# ? Nov 16, 2017 12:20 |
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alnilam posted:also here is an actual spam email i received: I now want to hack in to an email database, not for profit, just to send people positive messages. "Yes your honor, I am guilty... of being nice, helpful, and uplifting."
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 13:07 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:"Dammit!" screamed Mark Lloyd, pounding his fists on his science desk. "I've been playing with these magnets for months, and nothing has changed! The world is still the same!" Mark Lloyd ran his fingers through his luxurious golden hair and sighed. |
# ? Nov 16, 2017 14:27 |
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alnilam posted:also here is an actual spam email i received: |
# ? Nov 16, 2017 18:17 |
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Macnult posted:the Mark lloyd accion figure comes quippd with silver silverado duromax 4x4 mag wheeles bed liner automatick transmittion with kidrock licence plates And don't miss these other exciting accessories, like Mark Lloyd's Play And Learn With Magnets, the Childish Softcore Escort, and Sheryl Crow! |
# ? Nov 16, 2017 18:19 |
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Leavin' Las Vegas in a Silverado 4x4 with mag wheels. |
# ? Nov 16, 2017 18:27 |
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Mark Lloyd pulls his Silver Chevy Silverado Duramax into the parking lot of the horse doctor school. "This is your time Mark, it's time to become the kind of man that Kid would respect." He walks into the front door of the school and sees a white-board on the wall for new student sign ups. "This marker... How does it stay on the board? It's stuck to the wall as if by magic. Am I dreaming?" He frantically looks around for someone to share this discovery with. "Ma'am! Do you see this?!" He removes the marker from the board and feels it snap back to the board again and again. "How can this be? What forces are at work here?" The receptionist looks at Mark with a confused look. "There's a magnet on that marker that makes it stick to the board", she says. Mark can barely process this statement. To be honest, it makes him horny as hell. He nearly laughs out loud before exclaiming, "A magnut? This could change the world!" Mark runs out the front door of the school clutching the marker tightly. Dreams of fame, riches, and childish softcore escorts fill his mind. He will never again return to the horse doctor school.
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 18:43 |
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Barking Gecko posted:Leavin' Las Vegas in a Silverado 4x4 with mag wheels. |
# ? Nov 16, 2017 18:50 |
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Jolo posted:Mark Lloyd pulls his Silver Chevy Silverado Duramax into the parking lot of the horse doctor school. "This is your time Mark, it's time to become the kind of man that Kid would respect." He walks into the front door of the school and sees a white-board on the wall for new student sign ups. "This marker... How does it stay on the board? It's stuck to the wall as if by magic. Am I dreaming?" He frantically looks around for someone to share this discovery with. "Ma'am! Do you see this?!" He removes the marker from the board and feels it snap back to the board again and again. "How can this be? What forces are at work here?" The receptionist looks at Mark with a confused look. "There's a magnet on that marker that makes it stick to the board", she says. Mark can barely process this statement. To be honest, it makes him horny as hell. He nearly laughs out loud before exclaiming, "A magnut? This could change the world!" Mark runs out the front door of the school clutching the marker tightly. Dreams of fame, riches, and childish softcore escorts fill his mind. He will never again return to the horse doctor school. |
# ? Nov 16, 2017 18:50 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:"Dammit!" screamed Mark Lloyd, pounding his fists on his science desk. "I've been playing with these magnets for months, and nothing has changed! The world is still the same!" Mark Lloyd ran his fingers through his luxurious golden hair and sighed. |
# ? Nov 16, 2017 19:36 |
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Way out west there was this fella I wanna tell ya about. Goes by the name of Mark Lynn. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. See, this Lynn, he called himself "Horny as Hell". Now, "Horny" - there's somethin no man would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about Mark that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. See, they call Veterinary School "Junior High"; but I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow it as there are some nice folks there...
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 19:42 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Mark Lloyd facts: I can't stop laughing at this post. This thing made my day FAU. Thanks for sharing.
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 20:15 |
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Jolo posted:I can't stop laughing at this post. This thing made my day FAU. Thanks for sharing. |
# ? Nov 16, 2017 20:51 |
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Mark Lloyd's propensity for magnets would lend itself to a career in cattle veterinary medicine, where magnets are routinely fed to calves with the purpose of attracting any metallic objects the cows might swallow while grazing, thereby preventing hardware disease in the animals. |
# ? Nov 16, 2017 21:01 |
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ok but did you email him back? don't be rude, he's byob-famous now
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 02:16 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:I should be in Hollywood with a childish softcore escort. I should teach her how to run baby, run baby, run baby, run. Like Steve McQueen, except it's like Mark Lloyd. |
# ? Nov 17, 2017 03:27 |
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alnilam posted:Way out west there was this fella I wanna tell ya about. Goes by the name of Mark Lynn. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. See, this Lynn, he called himself "Horny as Hell". Now, "Horny" - there's somethin no man would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about Mark that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. See, they call Veterinary School "Junior High"; but I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow it as there are some nice folks there... Those magnets really pulled those metals together Dude
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 08:37 |
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DMV Employee: I'm sorry sir, vanity plates are limited to seven characters. But "KIIIIII" is available. Mark Lloyd: (dumps a plastic bag full of magnetic letter I's out onto the counter, then pulls a D, R, O, C, and K out of his pocket) Time to change the world! |
# ? Nov 17, 2017 18:32 |
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Mark Lloyd really squandered his lil anakin money |
# ? Nov 17, 2017 19:13 |
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Mark Lloyd, experimenting with magnets: this could change the world... Mark's brother Christopher: Great Scott!! |
# ? Nov 17, 2017 19:30 |
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I couldn't find a good way to incorporate the Chevy Silverado into the av, but am happy with how it turned out
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 20:46 |
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Jolo posted:I couldn't find a good way to incorporate the Chevy Silverado into the av, but am happy with how it turned out |
# ? Nov 17, 2017 20:57 |
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Jolo posted:I couldn't find a good way to incorporate the Chevy Silverado into the av, but am happy with how it turned out laufing out load |
# ? Nov 17, 2017 21:00 |
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alnilam posted:also here is an actual spam email i received: The generation that comes after us will be really disappointed whenever they don't have an adequate amount of spam in their inboxes, feeling listless without their daily dose of sage advice and aspiring sex servants. Professional spam writers will be furiously misspelling simple words 16 hours a day until their fingers bleed, absolutely raking in the cash but barely able to keep up with the voracious demand. We'll be looking on in bemusement, not sure whether to marvel at how the world has changed or curse the younger generation like our parents before us. |
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Jolo posted:I couldn't find a good way to incorporate the Chevy Silverado into the av, but am happy with how it turned out |
# ? Nov 17, 2017 22:41 |
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Get equipped with: sex magnet |
# ? Nov 18, 2017 08:17 |
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Jolo posted:I couldn't find a good way to incorporate the Chevy Silverado into the av, but am happy with how it turned out whoah! lol
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# ? Nov 18, 2017 11:52 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:"Dammit!" screamed Mark Lloyd, pounding his fists on his science desk. "I've been playing with these magnets for months, and nothing has changed! The world is still the same!" Mark Lloyd ran his fingers through his luxurious golden hair and sighed. ---------------- |
# ? Nov 19, 2017 22:52 |
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I just looked up what Silverado duramax and mag wheels are, looks pretty cool I’m not going to lie. |
# ? Nov 20, 2017 00:25 |
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HotSoapyBeard posted:I just looked up what Silverado duramax and mag wheels are, looks pretty cool I’m not going to lie. looks like mark lloyd is well on his way to becoming a sex servant for you |
# ? Nov 20, 2017 00:54 |
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I wish mark Lloyd was well on his way to becoming a sex servant for me |
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If Mark Lloid is everyone's sex servant then that gives us one thing in common, it binds together all of mankind into a single people as Mark Lloid's sexual master.
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