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This was on the related articles: Obama Fills Out Lukewarm Glassdoor Review After Exiting Presidency Space Kablooey has a new favorite as of 17:23 on Nov 10, 2017 |
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SimonChris posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qip9wSaBs98 
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4 Times The Count hosed Up Teaching A Moral Lesson On ‘Sesame Street’ Before He Was Limited To Just Being The Counting Guy 2. The time it seemed like The Count was teaching the importance of sharing pretty well by giving everyone some of his food until he insisted that the lesson was actually that you should only trust food that The Count has touched
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Historic: Now That Danica Roem’s Been Elected, Trans Teens Have Enough Role Models To Stop Convincing Themselves Chaz Bono Is Cool
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Here’s Everything Leaving Netflix This Month Due to Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Pomplamoose posted:Here’s Everything Leaving Netflix This Month Due to Sexual Misconduct Allegations pretty good if not for the inapprorpiate content
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https://twitter.com/PatriotHole/status/929099235684945921
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Fox News Struggling To Attract Younger 60-75 Demographic
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Toddler Scientists Finally Determine Number Of Peas That Fit Into Ear Canal
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Headline only https://twitter.com/theonion/status/930495820138516480
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Holy gently caress, I just made a guttural sound from the depths of my throat upon seeing that
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I want to say they’ve used a similar headline before. I’m thinking it was in Our Dumb Century in regards to Vietnam.
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Edmund Lava posted:I want to say they’ve used a similar headline before. I’m thinking it was in Our Dumb Century in regards to Vietnam. "That's Enough Boys, Says Sergeant"
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Corporate Hubris: After Successfully Defeating Dandruff, Selsun Blue Has Announced It’s Going After Cancer Nextquote:“Not even the most severe cases of dandruff can withstand the power of Selsun Blue’s clinically proven line of products, and now we’re setting our crosshairs on cancer,” said the company in a statement. “We made dandruff our bitch, and now we’re going to make cancer our bitch. Just watch.” 
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Staffers Frantically Trying To Restore Chaos To White House Before Trump Returns From Asia Tripquote:“We have to make sure that everything is in just as much disarray as it was when he left, or he’ll be furious,” said White House aide Jeffrey Bertram, who told reporters he had spent all morning scattering highly sensitive documents throughout West Wing offices and hallways while other staffers hastily re-smeared ketchup on the Resolute desk and made sure the bust of Winston Churchill was once again lodged in the toilet tank of the guest lavatory off the Diplomatic Reception Room.
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Yes, I love when Kelly gets petty.
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butros posted:I unironically agree with that one.
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Baron von Eevl posted:Yes, I love when Kelly gets petty. The one at Vine and Sherwood.
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Yesterday's no-good teen busboys had to smoke cigarettes out back in the alleyway.
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Liberal Hypocrites: Why Are Dems Criticizing Roy Moore When PEDO PREZ Barack Obama Is Still Married To FORMER TEENAGER Michelle Obama?quote:That’s right, patriots. DEMON-CRAT hero Barry Hussein’s PUBLIC WIFE Michelle Obama was ONCE A CHILD, but the viper-souled cabal of leftist media says nothing about this and is instead OBSESSED with destroying Judge Roy Moore simply because he wanted to invite a teenager into his car for a POLITE and TASTEFULLY SEXUAL encounter.
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My favorite Clickhole series is "A Piece of History." However, only the latest one is tagged properly, so you have to go trawling through every JFK article to find them. Here they are from oldest to newest. A Piece Of History: The Diving Board That JFK Died On After Trying To Do A Back Dive Is For Sale A Piece Of History: The Treadmill That JFK Died Trying To Rollerblade On Is Coming To The Smithsonian A Piece Of History: The Dryer JFK Died In After Getting Inside To Simulate Going To Space Is Coming To The Smithsonian A Piece Of History: The Asteroid That Hit JFK In The Nuts So Hard He Died Will Be On Display At The Smithsonian For A Monthlong Exhibit A Piece Of History: The Taffy Machine That JFK Died In Trying To Stretch Himself Into An NBA Player Is Finally Getting Its Own Exhibit At The Smithsonian A Piece Of History: The Massive rear end Implants That Killed JFK During Botched Cosmetic Surgery Are On Display At The Smithsonian quote:Soon, a nicked gluteal artery would lead to fatal blood loss partway through the procedure, ending Kennedy’s dream of cementing his legacy as “the president who was 80 percent rear end.” LBJ was then immediately sworn into office in the cosmetic surgeon’s waiting room with his wife, Lady Bird, standing solemnly by his side, mournfully flexing the single hulking bicep implant she’d just had put into her left arm. Ariong has a new favorite as of 21:35 on Nov 16, 2017 |
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As A Male Feminist, I Really Think I’d Absolutely Crush It If I Ever Had To Publicly Apologize For Sexual MisconductBrent Hartford posted:My admission of wrongdoing would be so loving contrite. It’d go down in history as the gold standard of copping to serial molestation. I’d use the word “apologize” and say “I’m sorry.” I’d check off all the boxes that feminist Twitter looks for in an airtight apology, and I’d continue expressing remorse in the ensuing weeks to wow the world with the magnitude of my self-reproach. You want closure? I would blow the women I preyed on away with a loving tsunami of closure to help them heal and move on with their lives—closure like people have never seen before. People would honestly probably be awed at how sorry I’d be.
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Surgically Altered Obama Doubles Struggling To Find Work After Presidency
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Oh my god... http://www.clickhole.com/article/shots-fired-quiznos-has-hired-subways-jared-fogle--6994
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jesus christ the onion's new design is loving atrocious
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Ugh when did they become part of the whole Gizmodo group. I hate that freakin' design.
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calandryll posted:Ugh when did they become part of the whole Gizmodo group. I hate that freakin' design. They bought out and gutted The AV Club recently too, that was a really good website.
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Does anyone ahve a link to this Point/Counterpoint? It was soemthing like this: My Son, That Was When I Carried You by Jesus Christ vs. Bullshit, Jesus, Those are Clearly My Footprints by Greg Michelson
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Remember this one: This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:Remember this one: God drat.
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http://www.clickhole.com/video/americans-and-guzmer-try-british-candy-first-time-4942
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Check out our original song that we produced for AutoZone! We could not be more excited to announce our second branded-content project with Red Lobster!
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Worst music video ever? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbTJs8I-wyo
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Nebrilos posted:Worst music video ever? gently caress this video
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:Remember this one: I had actual conversations like that on my college's BBS during the run-up.
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i love this Onion article https://www.theonion.com/fbi-raids-kennedy-fundamentalist-compound-1819576851
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