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AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006


The pidgin in the review here is interesting. AliExpress is bringing the world closer together with zany panties.

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Want more star wars cosplay in your daily routine? How about a jedi bathrobe? https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-Flannel-Robe-Male-With-Hood-Thickening-Long-Design-Dressing-Gowns-Star-War-Men-s-Coral/32774994108.html

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
Does anyone know if something like this exists on Aliexpress?

https://www.amazon.com/Dongle-Dangler-headphone-accessory-keychain/dp/B01MSYT8HH

I want to see if I can get one for like 2 bucks instead of 6 + shipping.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

a plug for a 3.5mm hole?... https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Whi...2810189648.html

Meskhenet
Apr 26, 2010

Bored posted:

Since some of you have suggested buying underwear from aliexpress, I decided to check them out.





I guess the kangaroo pouch is to store your spare hygiene product?

For some reason, my iPad is not saving the link from the app on my clipboard. I searched for women’s briefs.

Are you really going to buy all those 85 items in your cart?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You can buy a cheapo decorative plug and replace the charm with a keyring.

Space Robot
Sep 3, 2011

Has anyone ever used a silicone makeup sponge, and would you trust one from AlieExpress or similar? I'm thinking of getting one of the ones shaped like a tiny butt plug.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Spongy or solid?

Space Robot
Sep 3, 2011

Synthbuttrange posted:

Spongy or solid?

Something like this.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Oh right the semiporous glittery one.

That seems much smoother than the real deal though.

Space Robot
Sep 3, 2011

Synthbuttrange posted:

Oh right the semiporous glittery one.

That seems much smoother than the real deal though.

They're a bit different than the usual blending sponges. The deal supposably is that they're easier to clean, and you don't waste as much of whatever you're using since it doesn't get absorbed.

They usually look like this.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Yup those I know of too. I think that one you link wants to be more like the evie blender. Its hard to make any recommendations about china products though.

Like I ordered a bunch of cleaning slime? https://www.aliexpress.com/item/BIG-bag-75g-2017-Super-Dust-Cleaning-Glue-Slimy-Gel-Wiper-For-Keyboard-Laptop-Car-Cleaning/32817465959.html

"Huh, the color is transferring to my hands. Wait, the slime's blue but my hands are turning red." then cue several hours of intense itching and ice baths. Who knows what the gently caress you're getting, its up to you to weigh the risk and try it out.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!



hello birthday present for my housemate

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





MissEchelon posted:

hello birthday present for my housemate

I'd rather just buy the imperial/jedi patch and sew it on a nice bathrobe. The fabric looks cheap as gently caress even on the pictures.

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


shadowvine118 posted:

Has anyone ever used a silicone makeup sponge, and would you trust one from AlieExpress or similar? I'm thinking of getting one of the ones shaped like a tiny butt plug.

Yes to both. I buy a ton of make up and brushes on AliExpress and I've never had an issue. Whatever you buy in the regular store is most likely made in China, and even if it's not the reality of global supply chains and purchasing and lax testing in the end really doesn't make much of a difference anyway as far as "oops I got uranium on my face" concerns go. While make up stuff wasn't my field of study, I did a lot of research on other areas of industrial regulation (within the EU at least) and it boils down to there are theoretically lots of rules and regulations to prevent anything that could cause harm from ending up on or in the consumer, the fact that (a) the sheer volume of the importation of both finished goods AND raw materials is just waaaaay too high to check even a fraction of a percentage and (b) the government has to pay for people to check this stuff, and they don't really want to flesh out that budget item when in times of austerity when police, teachers, and other essential services are already on the chopping block.

I'm not saying there's any sort of guarantee that your makeup isn't adulterated, but you have just as good odds getting something from a retailer within your own country. So of all the stuff to worry about, whether or not your cheap makeup and makeup accessories has too much lead or ground up beetles in it shouldn't be high on your list. Honestly I'd be more worried about someone with super SARS coming from a flight from Beijing or your municipality no longer being able to afford someone to check to see that your drinking water isn't contaminated with lead.

8 Ball
Nov 27, 2010

My hands are all messed up so you better post, brother.
Just...why

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


I'm the terrible pre-teen beard

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


It's just that one pube-like hair that elevates this from ugly to awful.
I feel the need to reach through the Internet with tweezers.
E: according to AE these are Tweezers

By popular demand fucked around with this message at 14:26 on Nov 17, 2017

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

tater_salad posted:

I'm the terrible pre-teen beard

actually its an ephebobeard

(also lol)

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


^^ are you a fan of Star Trek?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

It's just that one pube-like hair that elevates this from ugly to awful.

Moles that grow hair are considered lucky(?) (advantageous, anyway) in some parts of Chinese culture, and the hair is deliberately allowed to grow long.

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

keevo posted:

Does anyone know if something like this exists on Aliexpress?

https://www.amazon.com/Dongle-Dangler-headphone-accessory-keychain/dp/B01MSYT8HH

I want to see if I can get one for like 2 bucks instead of 6 + shipping.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


gently caress yes

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Meskhenet posted:

Are you really going to buy all those 85 items in your cart?

I have, like, 70 items in my cart. Every couple of weeks I'll buy a few of them or delete some I'm not interested in any more. It's the easiest way to track stuff you might want to buy.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

cyberia posted:

It's the easiest way to track stuff you might want to buy.

there's a wishlist function that works perfectly well?

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see




Gah I have a sith one of these bought from a high street store for a bit more money than that.
Assuming they are the same they are very warm and soft.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

there's a wishlist function that works perfectly well?

Idk, I find the cart easier because it's right there at the top of the page. I add stuff to my wish-list then forget about it until months later. It's not like I'm going to accidentally buy everything that's in my cart or anything like that.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun
AliExpress keeps recommending wigs to me for some reason. I love that people post their actual photos in the reviews. Mostly Russian ladies with the dog face filter.

So natural...



Wow, you can hardly tell.



:ughh:

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


Mark Dacascos please grow old gracefully

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

This porn parody of Hannibal isn't really doing it for me.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Meskhenet posted:

Are you really going to buy all those 85 items in your cart?

Naw. I'll go through and delete most of them. I just haven't emptied my cart from the sale. Although some items will probably sit there for a year.

Bored fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Nov 18, 2017

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
OK thread, give me your best weird t-shirts. I need to stuff some stockings.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Guy Mann posted:

OK thread, give me your best weird t-shirts. I need to stuff some stockings.

I don't know how to link to a specific 'colour' of shirt, but the purple one, that says 'Join in Skull World!'

Vapourwave VHS tape label

I really love blocks of meaningless english

Wear it to a movie night

I want this Chairman Mao shirt, personally :china:

I like popular art, too!

A message I think we can all get behind

These hairy chest shirts are... popular? I think?

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Guy Mann posted:

OK thread, give me your best weird t-shirts. I need to stuff some stockings.

Everyone liked Prince, right?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Pri...2421855526.html

:eyepop:

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
I just ordered like $100 worth of junk for my family’s Christmas, happy holidays

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Hair toys can be fun stocking stuffers for women/girls with long hair.

Scrunchy in pretty colours and much better made than I was expecting: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New...2822118475.html

Pretty hair clip: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fas...2772076901.html

Scrunchy that looks like pearls: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1Pc...2787526891.html

These combs are plain (I think you're supposed to glue your own sparkly bits on, which could be a fun project, I guess) but they are reasonably strong and better at holding hair than some similar hair combs. I've bought lots of this style of hair combs over the years, and these are better than most. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-20-pcs-10cm-Plastic-Hair-Combs-DIY-Jewelry-Accessories-Findings-Components/32414824963.html

Sharpest Crayon
Jul 16, 2009

Always Wag. Always Friend. Very Safety.
Clapping Larry
These punk t-shirts are hella rad
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/SER...2806893185.html
They may look like they're tie-dyed but they're made of that weird stretchy fabric that all 3d-printed clothes get made in. You need to look at the handy size-chart or you'll be sorry.

You can never go wrong with the pizza-taco-cat-in-a-galaxy-shirt, though.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017new-galaxy-space-3D-t-shirt-lovely-kitten-cat-eat-pizza-funny-tops-tee-short-sleeve/32811879674.html

DeadMansSuspenders
Jan 10, 2012

I wanna be your left hand man


Bought this as a gift last year and can confirm it was well received

minivanmegafun
Jul 27, 2004

Has anyone found these weird Chinese-speaking calculators for sale on AliExpress? I want one of the ones that actually speaks Chinese, my partner teaches pre-school at a majority-Chinese-American school and he'd probably get a kick out of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlQxk9IPQ34

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neongrey
Feb 28, 2007

Plaguing your posts with incidental music.
Lol so I filed that dispute and they responded like 'please take back the dispute and just be patient'; friend, I ordered in july.

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