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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

DICK DICER posted:

The nice Belgian couple said i make nice fires and called me pyro Dave

This thread is really lacking automobile sacrifices.

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Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

DICK DICER posted:

If you name your city after a bird that caught on fire its too hot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PYt0SDnrBE&hd=1

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

DICK DICER posted:

The nice Belgian couple said i make nice fires and called me pyro Dave

Do they happen to own a Jee...

Elephanthead posted:

This thread is really lacking automobile sacrifices.

GODDAMNIT

steady
Feb 28, 2011
Pillbug
Dave, if you're freezing in the 70 degree weather, you're turning into a reptile. Gecko just came to say hello to its cousin (also...don't geckos like to climb? You've rather taken a shine to that climbing tree there...)

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


80's too hot last week, 70's too cold this week, and looking to live in a hammock while biking across the nation. I do not know what to tell you, unless you have the flu now or something.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Can we strategically place jeeps along the route for Dick to keep warm on his ride? Cash for clunker jeeps should be readily available and they probably qualify for EAP heating assistance. I mean wood does.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Elephanthead posted:

Can we strategically place jeeps along the route for Dick to keep warm on his ride? Cash for clunker jeeps should be readily available and they probably qualify for EAP heating assistance. I mean wood does.

As it turns out, I actually know someone who runs a LIHEAP-supported non-profit.

All Dave has to do is:
  • have a mailing address (at which he resides) that is recognized by the USPS
  • be billed directly for heating/cooling
  • wait fai did you say he or she wants to burn cars for warmth
  • okay, jeeps then. well i guess did he or she buy them or were they gifts?
  • no if internet people gave them to him or her i'm afraid he or she is not eligible. he or she would have to buy them directly and expressly for the purpose of burning them
  • have you told this individual that it is not advisable to burn automobiles to keep warm? this doesn't seem safe.

extreme_accordion
Apr 9, 2009

mekilljoydammit posted:

Lifelong Wisconsin resident, never heard of them.

You've clearly never worked a construction site or field job in this state then. Get out a little, eh? :D

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

[*]have you told this individual that it is not advisable to burn automobiles to keep warm? this doesn't seem safe.[/list]

Shut up nerd

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Is it at all possible to find an actual live body to bring a written proposal and documentation packet to in person to watch their face as they read it

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Hey i can upload pictures again

Refilled the tiki torches myself to keep minorities away, gonna smash the coffee maker in a minute



My secret to getting a fire going when nobody else could



Todays job, cleaning out the pool post hurricane





Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Is that one of those fresh water "living" pools or do you have to blast off all the green poo poo

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Applebees Appetizer posted:

Is that one of those fresh water "living" pools or do you have to blast off all the green poo poo

Clean the steps and bottom, leave the walls

Astonishing Wang
Nov 3, 2004
That swimming pool is awesome

MullardEL34
Sep 30, 2008

Basking in the cathode glow

DICK DICER posted:

Hey i can upload pictures again

Refilled the tiki torches myself to keep minorities away, gonna smash the coffee maker in a minute





14 inch Fantasy Island.

MullardEL34 fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Nov 16, 2017

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Astonishing Wang posted:

That swimming pool is awesome

Thing is, this part of the property has been unused for so long we're waiting for the city to turn the water back on over here so all this pool cleaning is being done the old fashioned non pressurised way

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Which suuuuuuuuuhuuuucksss

Jo3sh
Oct 19, 2002

Like all girls I love unicorns!
You've got lighter fluid and matches.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Fire is a solvent right

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless


meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

I'm impressed. Nicely done.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011
Yep, that is a solid clean-up job.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Now fill it.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Rhyno posted:

Now fill it.

With your mighty juice!

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

Enourmo posted:

With your mighty juice!

Russian vape liquid?

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Rhyno posted:

Now fill it.

Still waiting on the city lol



Dudes teaching his grandson to drive

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
A gentleman from Israel just came out of his room and said "I knew it, i knew you were setting more of the fires because i could smell it!"

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Did you pat him on the head and say "Oh good, Captain Obvious is here"?

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Looks like a good healthy stream.

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

Please let there be a naked tourist who makes everyone else feel awkward and clear the pool.

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


LloydDobler posted:

Please let there be a naked tourist who makes everyone else feel awkward and clear the pool.

Are you familiar with on Mr. 14" Dick?

Hansolio
Nov 4, 2009

I W A N T M Y M T V

14" grotto :pervert:

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless


INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
IVE GOT $10K COMING MY WAY IN ABOUT TWO WEEKS AND I THINK IM GONNA MOVE TO VALENTINE PROPER

Just Chompin'
Apr 17, 2004

1% Pure
Did you sell your soul to the devil?

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
Is this your old car that just popped up on my feed?

https://www.facebook.com/falkentire/photos/a.372690210803.200315.211846110803/10155514536930804/?type=3&theater

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

DICK DICER posted:

IVE GOT $10K COMING MY WAY IN ABOUT TWO WEEKS AND I THINK IM GONNA MOVE TO VALENTINE PROPER

:f5:

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Applebees Appetizer posted:

you gotta find someone to help you, then it's just trying to get them off without hurting them.

You are familiar with 14"s... proclivities, right?

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FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

DICK DICER posted:

IVE GOT $10K COMING MY WAY IN ABOUT TWO WEEKS AND I THINK IM GONNA MOVE TO VALENTINE PROPER

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