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canis minor
May 4, 2011

Bertrand Hustle posted:

There is a town called Elephant Butte.

They should play against Rhode Island

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


The MSJ posted:

Man in Utah wants school mascot changed to something less penis-sounding.

http://www.sltrib.com/news/educatio...te-crude-jokes/

That man and everyone who signed his petition are giant wusses.

Humerus
Jul 7, 2009

Rule of acquisition #111:
Treat people in your debt like family...exploit them.


Scathach posted:

That man and everyone who signed his petition are giant wusses.

This is like the perfect opportunity for a "boy named Sue" kind of situation. That team will be the best by virtue of having to be to avoid heckling.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Humerus posted:

This is like the perfect opportunity for a "boy named Sue" kind of situation. That team will be the best by virtue of having to be to avoid heckling.

If the guy did some cursory googling he’d find that there are a bunch of teams called the Phoenix who are never the “phoenices”

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Just rename the team the Dik Diks or Blue Tits.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

The MSJ posted:

Just rename the team the Dik Diks or Blue Tits.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Suit Launched In Toilet Collision

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esvCCgaRDPs

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

canis minor posted:

They should play against Rhode Island

Of course it was RISD.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

The MSJ posted:

Man in Utah wants school mascot changed to something less penis-sounding.

http://www.sltrib.com/news/educatio...te-crude-jokes/

I think the real problem is the school is loving hideous

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Aesop Poprock posted:

I think the real problem is the school is loving hideous

hell's bells, it's like an Ikea hosed a spreadsheet

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Humerus posted:

This is like the perfect opportunity for a "boy named Sue" kind of situation. That team will be the best by virtue of having to be to avoid heckling.

Like a high school sports team is going to hate being named after something that sounds like a dick

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Pastry of the Year posted:

hell's bells, it's like an Ikea hosed a spreadsheet

I dunno, I certainly prefer that to the Junior Correctional Facilities look a lot of schools sport.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
https://twitter.com/adamrg/status/931388092149153792

http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2017/nov/16/military-says-zero-tolerance-for-pilot-who-traced-/

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

The navy hates fun.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Collateral Damage posted:

The navy hates fun.

America in general doesn't have much of a sense of humor anymore.

The left, the right, the middle. everyones got a stick up their rear end.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists › Weird News Headlines, Quotes, & Articles: Everyone's Got A Stick Up Their rear end

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Came here to post this headline: U.S. Navy Is Very Sorry That Their Pilot Drew A Dong In The Sky

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Johnny Aztec posted:

America in general doesn't have much of a sense of humor anymore.

The left, the right, the middle. everyones got a stick up their rear end.

The far left is really funny

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Trump must be the funniest thing ever to anyone fortunate enough to be on a different planet.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


All I know about guns I've learned from the Internet and even I heard about the importance of trigger discipline (and safety toggles)

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

All I know about guns I've learned from the Internet and even I heard about the importance of trigger discipline (and safety toggles)

Right, and if you pull it from the holster you have to pull the trigger or something. Because you only pull it out if you mean to use it.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Aesop Poprock posted:

I think the real problem is the school is loving hideous

It is significantly better than the average American high school.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

All I know about guns I've learned from the Internet and even I heard about the importance of trigger discipline (and safety toggles)

:same:

my brother arranged my cousin's bachelor party in socialist europe a couple years ago. first & only time ive held a gun & i was all trigger discipline like some smuggo lol

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Someone put "MAGA" on a Transformers toy without Hasbro's permission.

https://twitter.com/TheLastGherkin/status/931468099630587904

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




That's a way to lose your distribution rights. Whoops.

quote:

Hasbro Statement:

"It was brought to our attention that a graphic appears on one of our Transformers figures that, when translated from Cybertonian letters to English, spells out MAGA. We investigated the issue, and discovered that one of our vendors inserted this as part of the design without authorization. We are addressing this with the vendor.

We do not intend for our products to carry political messages, and apologize to anyone who was offended by this message."

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



that's a nazi collectible right there

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Powaqoatse posted:

that's a nazi collectible right there



My cousin buys random pallets and once got a crate full of these.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



jojoinnit posted:



My cousin buys random pallets and once got a crate full of these.

i hope your cousin burned them (except one he can sell to richard spencer but it has a bomb in it)

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Powaqoatse posted:

i hope your cousin burned them (except one he can sell to richard spencer but it has a bomb in it)

I wouldn't. My nephew's GI Joes need bad guys to kill.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!
That's not a headline, that's a pull quote. :mad:

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

artsy fartsy posted:

That's not a headline, that's a pull quote. :mad:

Weird News Headlines, Quotes, & Articles :viggo:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Blue Footed Booby posted:

I wouldn't. My nephew's GI Joes need bad guys to kill.

oh man putting little firecrackers into the old GI Joes and bottle rockets and hitting them with a hammer

pretty badass for a 8 year old boy, fyi

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



dumb. posted:

Weird News Headlines, Quotes, & Articles :viggo:

well its not that good a quote considering other quotes itt

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/kimkarDASHA/status/930752841873989632

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




i went to check out how to annoy my phone into getting charged up but seems like nobody knows

Only registered members can see post attachments!

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

dumb. posted:

Weird News Headlines, Quotes, & Articles :viggo:

I was actually griping about the text on the image itself, "The perfect headline..."

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

jojoinnit posted:



My cousin buys random pallets and once got a crate full of these.

I guess they were nazi dolls he was expecting.

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Solice Kirsk posted:

I guess they were nazi dolls he was expecting.

let's you and me write and star in an affectionate remake of Top Secret!

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