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dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

What gets me is how eagerly that SUV goes tits-up. Motorcycle gets nudged into a sidewall, stays upright. Car flops all over the drat highway doing 360's, stays on four wheels. SUV gets a bump on the back wheel, insta-flip. loving Canyonero levels of flipability right there.

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MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

dumb. posted:

What gets me is how eagerly that SUV goes tits-up. Motorcycle gets nudged into a sidewall, stays upright. Car flops all over the drat highway doing 360's, stays on four wheels. SUV gets a bump on the back wheel, insta-flip. loving Canyonero levels of flipability right there.

"BUT I LIKE TO SIT UP HIGH HNNNGHHHHH"

I loving hate SUVs.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

MrYenko posted:

"BUT I LIKE TO SIT UP HIGH HNNNGHHHHH"

I loving hate SUVs.

"I like that I'm up high. I can see things better and it's safer that way!"

*has no idea where vehicle's footprint is, sideswipes everyone, flips, dies*

Most SUV drivers don't need them, don't understand what's good or bad about them, and can't drive them worth a poo poo.

:argh:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



MrYenko posted:

"BUT I LIKE TO SIT UP HIGH HNNNGHHHHH"

I loving hate SUVs.

imagine some car guy but hes sitting in a a baby seat in a sedan lol

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

dumb. posted:

What gets me is how eagerly that SUV goes tits-up. Motorcycle gets nudged into a sidewall, stays upright. Car flops all over the drat highway doing 360's, stays on four wheels. SUV gets a bump on the back wheel, insta-flip. loving Canyonero levels of flipability right there.

Almost certainly would have ended up happening the exact same way if it was a car.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

MrYenko posted:

"BUT I LIKE TO SIT UP HIGH HNNNGHHHHH"

I loving hate SUVs.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


MrYenko posted:

"BUT I LIKE TO SIT UP HIGH HNNNGHHHHH"

I loving hate SUVs.

They're nice if you live somewhere that gets deeper snow. The clearance makes a big difference. But you're right - outside of that, they're pretty much "I want a minivan but I don't want to look like I'm driving a minivan."

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

No one loving cares what you think of bikes, SUVs etc in the Schadenfreude thread. Shut up.

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo

Professor of Cats posted:

No one loving cares what you think of bikes, SUVs etc in the Schadenfreude thread. Shut up.

I'm here to add to the white noise of the thread while telling everyone I don't approve of the white noise in the thread.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

belt posted:

I'm here to add to the white noise of the thread while telling everyone I don't approve of the white noise in the thread.

I'm here to further add to the white noise of the thread about people endlessly bitching about conversation in an internet forum instead of posting Officially Sanctioned SchadenfreudeTM, thus completing the schadenfreude circle by causing Professor of Cats suffering.

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
Reading this thread is like spinning the tuning knob on the radio.

Fantastic Flyer
Aug 9, 2017
Looks like the schadenfreude... is coming from inside the thread :smug:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



oh dope posted:

Reading this thread is like spinning the tuning knob on the radio.

mods?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



and so here are Dschinghis Khan playing their Eurovision 1978? hit Moskau:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTfYKzyRphU

nota bene: no idea if people get killed in this video, so please dont get killed watching it

Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.

oh dope posted:

Reading this thread is like spinning the tuning knob on the radio.

Scooten and The Frood in the morning on KPYF *clown horn, toilet flush, children screaming*

Inco has a new favorite as of 20:18 on Nov 18, 2017

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

oh dope posted:

Reading this thread is like spinning the tuning knob on the radio.

This thread needs more modulation.

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hTPsVxgVzo

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




There's that and then there's this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MENjFkEAj9g

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



city vs suburbs

that poor lorry

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

What does this dumb motherfucker think he's gonna do with that car when he runs up to it. Pull it out of the way?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



RyokoTK posted:

What does this dumb motherfucker think he's gonna do with that car when he runs up to it. Pull it out of the way?

people act irrational when their most valuable thing gets hosed up

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

oh dope posted:

Reading this thread is like spinning the tuning knob on the radio.

It's like the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Powaqoatse posted:

people act irrational when their most valuable thing gets hosed up

Yeah his delivery business might have been his only source of income. It has to really loving suck knowing your family won't be able to afford food this month because you parked the van 4 inches too far to the right.



Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

It's like the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.

Blue?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yeah his delivery business might have been his only source of income. It has to really loving suck knowing your family won't be able to afford food this month because you parked the van 4 inches too far to the right.


Blue?

That's the ramification of going to digital TV that always makes me laugh

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

RyokoTK posted:

What does this dumb motherfucker think he's gonna do with that car when he runs up to it. Pull it out of the way?

Oh I don't know, drive it away, maybe.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yeah his delivery business might have been his only source of income. It has to really loving suck knowing your family won't be able to afford food this month because you parked the van 4 inches too far to the right.

i mean even in a western middle class neighborhood, a lorry would be your at least #2 most valuable item. if you dont own a house or an apartment, its definitely #1.

also if its neither id like to know what thing is more valuable

also even if that guy didnt own the lorry, hes still on the hook for its value cause the insurance wont pay out

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

That's the ramification of going to digital TV that always makes me laugh

My VCR in the 90s did that.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Lurking Haro posted:

My VCR in the 90s did that.

Yeah. And modern TVs don't. Sooo, the whole "blue" thing is kinda dated already too.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Remember when you could speed flip through channels without a delay?

Or hit the page up/down key in the guide without it hitching like a 386 running software meant for a 486?

The second thing has never been true.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Wait, the guy on the bike kicked the car like an rear end in a top hat? So the car's response was to try to murder the guy on the bike?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Nuebot posted:

Wait, the guy on the bike kicked the car like an rear end in a top hat? So the car's response was to try to murder the guy on the bike?

Apparently the car already tried to murder him prior to this clip.

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.
Aggro pedestrian has a tumble.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmEIE5_xQec

Number one in a long line of Australian dash cam car crash compilations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw5U73hnTzc

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
If you live in a place with a lot of snow, I recommend a subaru crosstrek or something similar.

Also, winter tires.

Also, not driving too fast for conditions.

Here are people driving too fast for conditions and losing their succulent Italian meals as a result.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M_kvA5TaO8

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Any australian dash cam video that doesn't have genuine angry australians yelling poo poo is a big let down.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Baronjutter posted:

Any australian dash cam video that doesn't have genuine angry australians yelling poo poo is a big let down.

here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8JRD4eaFHU

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire
This one's a classic

https://youtu.be/48ExEZtn5os

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Hope no one was dropping a deuce

"You want to buy fresh dragonfruit today?"

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Remember that sore loser anti-LGBT delegate who lost to a trans woman and then wrote a bitchy letter about it to the Washington Post? I think it was posted in here. His letter was edited so that it affirmed her gender, and I was 100% sure that it was something he would complain about. Sure enough:

https://twitter.com/transscribe/status/932014572160077827

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




imo the driver is the most aggro and also talks to herself a lot wtf



love this oval office play-by-playing on the phone though mate

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