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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Why did you replace all those with British food?

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Who What Now posted:

Why did you replace all those with British food?

Because he's a stupid garbage fucker

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Since someone mentioned Aldi spam I just remembered on a recent Aldi trip I saw a guy buying 6 entire cases of spam and 6 more of other various canned meats.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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rodbeard posted:

Since someone mentioned Aldi spam I just remembered on a recent Aldi trip I saw a guy buying 6 entire cases of spam and 6 more of other various canned meats.

Just can't get enough of those human treats.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




AlbieQuirky posted:

Isn't this "Anti Food Porn," not "Posters' Random Food Likes And Dislikes"?

Yeah, it should be. When I drop a fact about myself like how I don't like mayonnaise or whatever, I try to post content too.











Pseudohog
Apr 4, 2007

RareAcumen posted:

Yeah, it should be. When I drop a fact about myself like how I don't like mayonnaise or whatever, I try to post content too.

I think you've posted enough there to cover a multitude of disturbing facts - I'm especially impressed by the amount of glistening "food" you've tracked down! If only the bingo was still going...

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


RareAcumen posted:

Yeah, it should be. When I drop a fact about myself like how I don't like mayonnaise or whatever, I try to post content too.













you always have so many good pictures to post that I'm kind of worried about what's going on in your life tbh

Never stop posting but are you okay? Is this a cry for help?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I tried microwaving lucky charms once in college. I wouldn't recommend unless you like your marshmallows to look like and have the consistency of tar.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


Looks nice, what is it, some kind of egg custard?

quote:

spoon pizza with sweet potato
:stonk:

please. pizza rules

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Synthbuttrange posted:

please. pizza rules

No.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Synthbuttrange posted:

Looks nice, what is it, some kind of egg custard?

:stonk:

please. pizza rules

It's sweet potato, ketchup, onions, off-brand Korean imitation spam, fake "cheese", and loose corn microwaved in a bowl. You know, pizza.

Pretty much every Korean cooking video is this bad.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Growing up in asia, I cant say no to canned lunceon meat though

edit:



okay no

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Because he's a stupid garbage fucker

So a 2 out of 3 match with American "food".

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Grand Fromage posted:

you always have so many good pictures to post that I'm kind of worried about what's going on in your life tbh

Never stop posting but are you okay? Is this a cry for help?

Stop. Seriously don't worry, things are decent. My issue is that I've got a lot of food that I don't like and that leaves me with less things to mix together and make horrible atrocities like I normally post. I'm so milquetoast that the weirdest thing that I eat is probably just putting hot sauce on hot dogs occasionally.










steinrokkan posted:

So a 2 out of 3 match with American "food".

Keep trying buddy I'm sure you'll eventually succeed in totally 'owning' someone in here.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Cooked cucumber is gross

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg3luaVoG1Q

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RareAcumen posted:



Keep trying buddy I'm sure you'll eventually succeed in totally 'owning' someone in here.

Randaconda has a new favorite as of 12:57 on Nov 18, 2017

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
The vegetarian counterpart to 'slice of ham on soup'

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

CannonFodder posted:

The vegetarian counterpart to 'slice of ham on soup'
I believe this is in fact a Pie Floater by the noted street food artist Fair Go Dibbler

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Ah the ol' thirty birdy hey?

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
That's 60 birds.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Mymla posted:

That's 60 birds.

and that's terrible

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

AlbieQuirky posted:

Isn't this "Anti Food Porn," not "Posters' Random Food Likes And Dislikes"?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BbcRq2alb1w/?taken-by=flonkertoncity

quote:

Yesterday, because someone stole my purse, I had to walk 14 miles on the ferry and buses, and a little bit on foot, barefoot, in the snow, uphill, wearing nothing but a tshirt and gym shorts, to work. Why would a person want my purse? I would never call him a "scumbag thief!" Oh well, I try so hard to love everyone--maybe someday that will happen! This bowl of cheesy beans boiling butter warmed when I finally got home 20 hours later, frozen, wet and exhausted. #100daysofmakingfood #hardshipstorychapter843
#goingtocheckforagofundmepagenow

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mymla posted:

That's 60 birds.

Pastry of the Year posted:

and that's terrible

:laffo: loving goons, thanks I really needed a sensible chuckle just then

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

I'm the 25 KG of onions

Also, I totally want that for my kitchen

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!


cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology




Facebook is Suggesting things to me

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

cash crab posted:



Facebook is Suggesting things to me

they got you figured out

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

cash crab posted:

Facebook is Suggesting things to me

it loooooooooooves you and wants to marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry you

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

cash crab posted:



Facebook is Suggesting things to me

Kind of tempted.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

this one looks like somebody was drunk leaving a restaurant and got a to go box and just crammed everything on the table into one styrofoam shell

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Plinkey posted:

they got you figured out

Yes, I noticed they quit suggesting engagement rings and baby clothes to me and have gone right to this and also ads for selling my eggs

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Haverchuck posted:

this one looks like somebody was drunk leaving a restaurant and got a to go box and just crammed everything on the table into one styrofoam shell

Chinese buffet with to-go charged by the lb is how I always saw such monstrosities in college.

Chinese buffet pizza is worse than lunchables.

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Synthbuttrange posted:

please. pizza rules

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
It's not a rule, just a overly-simplistic generalization of Midwestern Chinese buffets.

If there were pizza rules, we'd be living in a timeline without pizzeria batepapo.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

cash crab posted:

Yes, I noticed they quit suggesting engagement rings and baby clothes to me and have gone right to this and also ads for selling my eggs

Raccoons don't lay eggs. I'm on to you.

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Grassy Knowles posted:

It's not a rule, just a overly-simplistic generalization of Midwestern Chinese buffets.

If there were pizza rules, we'd be living in a timeline without pizzeria batepapo.

Pizzanacht

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