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maskenfreiheit posted:going her own way into the woods
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etalian posted:What will a Zuck presidency be like? 
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etalian posted:What will a Zuck presidency be like? Like this but on a much larger scale. Just look at the sheer glee on Zuck!'s face at the thought of those humanoids leaving their physical realm for the new digital frontier, have you ever seen him this happy in any other context?  MaxxBot has issued a correction as of 03:40 on Nov 19, 2017 |
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Also if you try to take off the headset you'll be gunned down by a Facebook branded drone
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MaxxBot posted:Like this but on a much larger scale. that is cursed
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The Zuck prepares his followers for The Ascension. Soon, they will be free. It will be worth it, it will all be worth it.
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Virtual Reality is some dumb poo poo. You could achieve the same emotional response with maybe a paragraph of well-written text or a good tire-iron.
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I mean, Mark was pumped about the possibility of a five-thousand dollar viewfinder letting you connect with poor people. He needs to do some drugs.
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Telephones posted:I mean, Mark was pumped about the possibility of a five-thousand dollar viewfinder letting you connect with poor people. He needs to do some drugs. The Zuck VR tour of destroyed PR was pretty surreal
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etalian posted:What will a Zuck presidency be like? We’ll all be dead from withdrawal of the shock to our systems going from Trump to the most boring presidency in American history. We’ll have to start posting in Europe politics threads just to get a minor hit whenever the Italian PM fucks a mistress or something.
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etalian posted:The Zuck VR tour of destroyed PR was pretty surreal the weirdest thing is that a personal PR team arrived at a consensus that that was a good idea and not disgusting not only is mark zuckerberg a psycopath but so is everyone he consults with apparently
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The Nastier Nate posted:We’ll all be dead from withdrawal of the shock to our systems going from Trump to the most boring presidency in American history. We’ll have to start posting in Europe politics threads just to get a minor hit whenever the Italian PM fucks a mistress or something. Lol Zuck would be the Buchanan of the second Civil War -- completely out of his league and begging everyone to come back to the sweet embrace of the singularity while Trumpists drag muslims, immigrants, and liberals out of their homes
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Shear Modulus posted:the weirdest thing is that a personal PR team arrived at a consensus that that was a good idea and not disgusting 
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:the two camera setup just kills me Someone needs to kidnap Zuck and do a Voight Kampff test
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IM CUCKED FOR ZUCK!
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Top City Homo posted:IM CUCKED FOR ZUCK! Cuck Yeah!
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etalian posted:Someone needs to kidnap Zuck and do a Voight Kampff test You’re in the desert. You see a tortoise. The tortoise assures you that you are a viable candidate for president, that you would be an outstanding president, but that the decrepit education system has failed Americans and they are unable to see your greatness. What do you do?
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Zeris posted:You’re in the desert. You see a tortoise. The tortoise assures you that you are a viable candidate for president, that you would be an outstanding president, but that the decrepit education system has failed Americans and they are unable to see your greatness. What do you do? give a hundred million dollars to known shitheads chris christie and cory booker?
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etalian posted:What will a Zuck presidency be like? At best, Zuck would be an American Macron.
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Vox Nihili posted:At best, Zuck would be an American Macron. Saying something is 'best' would have to imply something is good about it in any way at all
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Tias posted:Saying something is 'best' would have to imply something is good about it in any way at all It would be good cause it'd mean Don isn't pres anymore.
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Vox Nihili posted:At best, Zuck would be an American Macron. Macron is doing his damnest to pave the way for the nazi lady at the next election.
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Zeris posted:You’re in the desert. You see a tortoise. The tortoise assures you that you are a viable candidate for president, that you would be an outstanding president, but that the decrepit education system has failed Americans and they are unable to see your greatness. What do you do? Vote tortoise for President! Slow and steady wins the race my friend.
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Shear Modulus posted:the weirdest thing is that a personal PR team arrived at a consensus that that was a good idea and not disgusting Welcum to capitalism
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If Cuck Suckerfuck actually runs he'll be nothing more than the male, dem version of Meg Whitman. Like why this thread is still even active after videos of him actually talking and communicating I'll never understand.
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Cuck Schuckerberg being elected president is the dumbest loving outcome so it’s at least 50/50 likely to happen.
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The charisma of Hillary Clinton with the qualifications of Donald Trump.
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breaklaw posted:If Cuck Suckerfuck actually runs he'll be nothing more than the male, dem version of Meg Whitman. Like why this thread is still even active after videos of him actually talking and communicating I'll never understand. I'm a cuckold for the Zuckold!
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breaklaw posted:If Cuck Suckerfuck actually runs he'll be nothing more than the male, dem version of Meg Whitman. Like why this thread is still even active after videos of him actually talking and communicating I'll never understand.
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breaklaw posted:Cuck Suckerfuck new fav
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CUKED FOR ZUK!!!!
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Zuck will save the country millions on secret service protection because if something happens to his human body he'll just upload his consciousness into another one.
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Inescapable Duck posted:The charisma of Hillary Clinton with the qualifications of Donald Trump.
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I want a Zuck-Jeb! ticket, imagine guac analytics.
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The Jeb!/Zuck! campaign rollout will feature Jeb! and Zuck! arriving in an Uber and then rolling onto stage on Segways while wearing Oculus Rifts! CUck Yeah!  
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