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I read it more as Cap saying not to solve problems with guns and maybe frank should have less and Frank digging at Cap for being old fashioned and old in general. tl;dr the writing is bad
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Jiro posted:Agreed, Frank is a sick individual and I could see him making this his head cannon in order to have some semblance of a good day. Frank is totally the type of guy to spell it as Head CaNNon. Then make an actual head cannon A cannon shaped like a head that shoots heads, mounted on his head.
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Nov 18, 2017 11:03
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Rather have a gun that shoots swords.
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Hulk Smash! posted:Fwocka-Fwocka-Fwocka Muppets reboot is hosed up
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Herr Tog posted:I read it more as Cap saying not to solve problems with guns and maybe frank should have less and Frank digging at Cap for being old fashioned and old in general. No it isn't. It's hilarious. Frank is trying to save face in his war journal after Captain America kicked the red, white, and blue out of him for being an insane gun murderer. e: I like seeing Gun Crazies getting owned
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Frank is totally the type of guy to spell it as Head CaNNon. 
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Pastry of the Year posted:No it isn't. It's hilarious. Frank is trying to save face in his war journal after Captain America kicked the red, white, and blue out of him for being an insane gun murderer. Guns are bits of metal, how can you murder guns?
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With a sword.
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you bring a knife to a gun fight, obviously
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and by "a knife" I mean "about thirty-five god damned knives"
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Pastry of the Year posted:you bring a knife to a gun fight, obviously This is mind-mindbogglingly stupid.  They're called sabots, Frank!
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Keeshhound posted:This is mind-mindbogglingly stupid. Sometimes you just want to show people how crazy you really are and are willing to turn anything into a bullet. Pretty sure if he had an office job it would not be long until he started making semiautomatic staplers.
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Zil posted:Sometimes you just want to show people how crazy you really are and are willing to turn anything into a bullet. Aka staplers
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie-JR0K6LZs
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spacejung posted:Aka staplers lol
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Pastry of the Year posted:you bring a knife to a gun fight, obviously I love that it's not just firing blades. It's firing full-blown knives, with handles and everything.
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Did he ever actually use that gun on someone?
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GrandpaPants posted:Did he ever actually use that gun on someone? He is literally using it on multiple someones in that scene.
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No he isn't. He just got that gun from his supplier and is testing it out.
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He's testing it out in the Ninjas directly behind his supplier.
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All members of the Not-Appearing-In-This-Issue Clan.
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Superman #35 Just a family vacation on Apokolips with Uncle Lex. Jon has just about had enough of this poo poo. 
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prefect posted:I love that it's not just firing blades. It's firing full-blown knives, with handles and everything.
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The great thing about Punisher 2099 is that it was written by Pat Mills who did Judge Dredd and Marshall Law . I think it wasn't til later that people picked up on how just how over the top parody the book was.
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That version of Punisher translated perfectly to screen with Punisher: War Zone. Still arguably the most faithful and best comic book movie committed to the screen.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g0bmCPFsi8 That poor Jamaican Irish sounding man wishes he was blown up by a rocket launcher. 
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What If? Dark Reign. Norman fucks up.  
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Jiro posted:That version of Punisher translated perfectly to screen with Punisher: War Zone. Still arguably the most faithful and best comic book movie committed to the screen. hahaha I can't stop laughing
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Say Nothing posted:What If? Dark Reign. That's what you get for killing Weegie.
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Say Nothing posted:What If? Dark Reign. Norman Osborn: Somehow a bigger idiot wielding an Infinity Gauntlet than Thanos.
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It's especially screwed up because (at least this is what Google tells me) the only reason Norman's dad is being nice to him in the first place is because he used the Mind Stone to brainrape his dad into not calling him a monster. Presumably 'because you're my son' is the sort of thing you say when you have no logical reason to like, much less respect, someone.
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Brownhat posted:Norman Osborn: Somehow a bigger idiot wielding an Infinity Gauntlet than Thanos. It was hilarious how he lost in the first time - Zombie Nebula just grabbed it when he wasn't paying attention.    
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site posted:I felt really bad for nebula they should've let her kill thanos Yeah, he resurrected her to torture her for entertainment. gently caress that guy.
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Choco1980 posted:I kinda hope that stealing the glove scene happens in the movie. I hope the great scene where everyone is lunging for the falling gauntlet is in.
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If it weren't for the fact that it'd be a pretty hard sell to introduce all the Cosmic Marvel Entities (like Eternity, the Living Tribunal, et al) at this late date and the fact that some of the characters are off the board because they're with the wrong studio (Cyclops, Wolverine, Silver Surfer, Galactus, etc) I'd be down with a Watchmen style shot for shot remake of Infinity Gauntlet.
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If the movie ends with the heroes physically defeating Thanos instead of either out-philosophizing him or him very obviously sabotaging himself, the entire MCU is a massive failure.
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It ends with the Fantastic Four showing up and saying,"Sorry we've been gone for the last two decades, Reed was working on a plan" and then they pull out the Ultimate Nullifier. Post credits sequence is a big party on Earth celebrating the return of the Fantastic Four, watched in Latveria by Doom who decides it's time to make a return to public life.
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Lurdiak posted:If the movie ends with the heroes physically defeating Thanos instead of either out-philosophizing him or him very obviously sabotaging himself, the entire MCU is a massive failure. Nah, it'll end with one of the 'vengers flying into a giant blue space laser. It's the only way to take him out, Cap!
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