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Bhodi posted:is there a company who uses an adjective in their name that isn't in reality the exact opposite lieberries dont lie
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Bhodi posted:not when optimally served, no. that is, still warm right out of the oven. close one though Donuts don't come from the oven.
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power botton posted:Walmart doesnt even sell wall stuff yeah they do, you can buy like, paint and decorations and picture frames though i guess you can't buy literal walls
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anyway i visited the intel FPGA site just now because we're talking about it in the gpgpu thread and came across this blog post: https://systemdesign.altera.com/securing-iot-devices-can-be-never-ending/ of which the opening bit is the best part: quote:“Mommy, Daddy … Why is the sky blue?” then it gets into cost/benefit analysis and does a bit too much handwavey "well you have to make tradeoffs" and "IoT can't be completely secure" for my taste but eh e: actually it's a pretty realistic article now that I got further into it, though it's not really anything anyone here doesn't already know Shame Boy fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Nov 18, 2017 |
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ate all the Oreos posted:of which the opening bit is the best part: thats an old louis ck bit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJlV49RDlLE&t=79s i wish he wasnt a gross rear end in a top hat
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very small and also soft.
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Acer Pilot posted:very small and also soft. i believe you mean very michael, and soft
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:google has taken to telling me that traffic on my commute is heavy "as usual" I got a good chuckle first time I noticed 'as usual' but now I'm all 'challenge accepted' and try to beat their estimates which sometimes I can do and sometimes I gently caress myself but it does make commuting more interesting
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gamify your commute with this one simple trick from a mom, big data hates her
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dang open aws storage buckets https://twitter.com/peterwsinger/status/931675655967772672
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ya vickerysec released that on friday, the samples were doing the rounds on security twitter and this is after amazon changed it so s3 open buckets were explicitly labeled and emailed warnings
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fishmech posted:google search: with the help of rfus, ping the printer
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Chris Knight posted:dang open aws storage buckets is the “American opsec is poo poo” thread still around?
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EndlessRagdoll posted:is the “American opsec is poo poo” thread still around? no, i had to close it because idiots kept trying to make it c-spam lite
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infernal machines posted:no, i had to close it because idiots kept trying to make it c-spam lite that was the entire point of it for everyone but you, i think
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cinci zoo sniper posted:that was the entire point of it for everyone but you, i think tbf someone opened a new one with that in mind and that got shut down by the mods for unknown reasons so 
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the point of the natsec thread was to talk about natsec fuckups since they were forbidden in the secfuck thread and it turns out banning natsec from the secfuck thread was the correct decision because idiots wouldn't loving stop relitigating the democratic primary
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pseudorandom name posted:the point of the natsec thread was to talk about natsec fuckups since they were forbidden in the secfuck thread and it turns out banning natsec from the secfuck thread was the correct decision because idiots wouldn't loving stop relitigating the democratic primary opsec and netsec are two different things, what else do you expect americans to talk about in opsec thread than opsec failures of the democratic party?
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I was loving around with Windows Defender Security Center, which is I guess EMET's spiritual successor in Windows 10. I put mandatory ASLR on system-wide, but the "Per Program Exceptions" has a shitton of EXEs which have an exception of Forcing Mandatory ASLR, mostly on Office products. While helpful, this effectively makes the program exceptions noise... is there a better way to approach this?
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Humz this apple face id stuff sounds really clever, I bet they've got a bunch of tech to ensure that vaguely similar faces don't unlock phones *10 year old boy unlocks both his mother's and father's phone* 
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Chalks posted:Humz this apple face id stuff sounds really clever, I bet they've got a bunch of tech to ensure that vaguely similar faces don't unlock phones that video is fake.
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Powaqoatse posted:phone tips: this, especially the silent. so many motherfuckers in my office leave their phones on max-volume. rude af imo
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i don't have my own phone and you bet i leave my work phone on max loving volume, because it rings like once a year, and gets messages maybe 2-3 times, and when it does, there's a computer making GBS threads the bed somewhere and needs fixing *now*
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cheese-cube posted:this, especially the silent. so many motherfuckers in my office leave their phones on max-volume. rude af imo the guy who sits behind me at work not only leaves his phone on at max volume all the time (even when he's not around) but he's set his ringtone to a loving alert klaxon so every time it rings it sounds like the fire alarm is going off
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ate all the Oreos posted:the guy who sits behind me at work not only leaves his phone on at max volume all the time (even when he's not around) but he's set his ringtone to a loving alert klaxon so every time it rings it sounds like the fire alarm is going off go outside every time until he is fired or quits
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Truga posted:i don't have my own phone and you bet i leave my work phone on max loving volume, because it rings like once a year, and gets messages maybe 2-3 times, and when it does, there's a computer making GBS threads the bed somewhere and needs fixing *now* why do you not have your own phone
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ate all the Oreos posted:the guy who sits behind me at work not only leaves his phone on at max volume all the time (even when he's not around) but he's set his ringtone to a loving alert klaxon so every time it rings it sounds like the fire alarm is going off same but it's that imperial march thingo from star wars. sounds terribly offensive on full phone vol
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cheese-cube posted:same but it's that imperial march thingo from star wars. sounds terribly offensive on full phone vol don't sign your farts
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metal gear solid codec ringtone and guard spotted you "!" for text tone on the guy behind me im hoping he dies soon
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loving despacito destroying other people's poo poo because it makes a noise you don't like for 45 seconds every few hours isn't a very grownup thing to do but some days i feel less like a grownup and more like a guy who wonders what justin bieber sounds like on his way down an elevator shaft
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cinci zoo sniper posted:why do you not have your own phone i do not need or want a phone on me, if people need me they know where to find me via irc or email. i'll get back to them when i can.
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I've def turned down the ringer on co-workers phone if they aren't there, just walk in and mute that poo poo
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flakeloaf posted:loving despacito this sounds like the potential nightmare of living with someone who always has indigestion-induced hiccups during their waking hours while also needing a machine they reject at night because they constantly make snarling gargling drowning noises during their sleep 
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put the phone in a faraday bag and then throw it down the stairwell imho
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Bulgakov posted:this sounds like the potential nightmare of living with someone who always has indigestion-induced hiccups during their waking hours while also needing a machine they reject at night because they constantly make snarling gargling drowning noises during their sleep What the gently caress?
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sorry shut the gently caress up everyone like the ringtones you'd wish be silent
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