Alt-Right: HA-HA-HA-HAGHOOCH

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Kilmers Elbow: Jun 15, 2012

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

Spencer's crew (Identity Evropa is an NPI proxy group) did a little rally in front of an Episcopal church in Alexandria; apparently over the removal of some monument who knows.

Considering the church is only three blocks from Spencer's place, I guess we know where they're having the conference.

I'm the IDENTITY AFRIKA PARKIE

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SpaceGoku posted:

my man got a face like a hobo's bindle goddang

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we worship satan and punch nazis now?

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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

I don't think Mosley is his real last name but that's what he calls himself.

Just spitballing here, but maybe he dubbed himself after Oswald Mosley, leader of the british union of fascists during WW2.

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NinetySevenA: Feb 10, 2013

I hope that if those Identity Evropa folks get on the news the anchors pronounce it ev-rop-a

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luv 2 intentionally mispronounce latin

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NinetySevenA: Feb 10, 2013

is that what it is?
I don't know anything about Latin.

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NinetySevenA posted:

is that what it is?
I don't know anything about Latin.

Kekistanis love Rome as the height of the West.

Ya know, the empire that murdered the poo poo out of Northwestern Europeans.

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the letter u in latin is sometimes a consonant that later became the letter v (although the classical pronunciation is like a w), and the capital form was written as a V, not a U. feel free to split hairs about pedantic poo poo concerning their wonderful culture (which they fascistly turn into cartoon nostalgia) with alt-right people to embarrass and anger them.

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you can�t hold both the Mediterranean types with their columns and inflected grammar and the Teutonic goths cloaked in furs to be the height of civilization, pick one cartoon identity ffs

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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

Kinda has a Bond villain thing going on. The second photo is when he's got you strapped to a table and just turned on the laser.

that is not a bond villain, that's skokie illinois' fourth best real estate agent getting a lap dance at a cheap strip club, wondering if the lighting's juuuust dim enough to let him break the no touching rule.

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Uranium posted:

you can�t hold both the Mediterranean types with their columns and inflected grammar and the Teutonic goths cloaked in furs to be the height of civilization, pick one cartoon identity ffs

uh uh uh EVROPA!!!

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EV Ropa, the electric vehicle that looks like a rope

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I love basing my Evropean identity on the Roman Empire, 2/5th of which included North Africa, the Levant, and Asia Minor.

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Uranium posted:

I love basing my Evropean identity on the Roman Empire, 2/5th of which included North Africa, the Levant, and Asia Minor.

Of course it did. Before the SJW's got their claws into Rome, the Roman Race was native to all lands across the globe. Then everything changed when the Cryer Nation Attacked.

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Gringostar posted:

we worship satan and punch nazis now?

i'm here to hail satan and punch nazis.... and i'm all out of satan

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What the heck is European identity anyway? I mean, the british hate the french, who hate the germans, who hate the russians, who hate the ukrainians, who hate the polish, who hate the danes, who hate the dutch, who hate the spanish, who hate the portuguese and so on and so on.

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it�s almost like it�s a myth to obfuscate that they�re talking about race

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Uranium posted:

it�s almost like it�s a myth to obfuscate that they�re talking about race

now thats just crazy talk

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Uranium posted:

it�s almost like it�s a myth to obfuscate that they�re talking about race

oh, next you'll tell me that the national SOCIALISTS weren't socialists at all

crazy talk!

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Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

Grand Prize Winner posted:

What the heck is European identity anyway?

armored crusaders, flower-wreathed nymphs and well-dressed families watching the sun rise

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Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

Spencer's crew (Identity Evropa is an NPI proxy group) did a little rally in front of an Episcopal church in Alexandria; apparently over the removal of some monument who knows.

That's my church! It's not even a monument it's a plaque to Robert E Lee. The name of the church is Christs Church. It's a 200 year old church that george washington went to

EDIT: This is probably in retaliation for the church protesting outside of spencers office every sunday and supporting local anti-fascist groups

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Brother Entropy: Dec 27, 2009

Grand Prize Winner posted:

What the heck is European identity anyway? I mean, the british hate the french, who hate the germans, who hate the russians, who hate the ukrainians, who hate the polish, who hate the danes, who hate the dutch, who hate the spanish, who hate the portuguese and so on and so on.

it's being proud of your ancestors' colonialism

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Uranium: Sep 11, 2001; Through constant decay
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I love being responsible for classical philosophy and modern science but not the modern slave trade or the holocaust, by virtue of my appearance.

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Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

why do the dutch hate the spanish though, seems random

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they used to control part of the Netherlands, there�s a reason the Prado museum has the best Heironymus Bosch tryptics.

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Grondoth: Feb 18, 2011

Gazpacho posted:

why do the dutch hate the spanish though, seems random

Didn't the dutch steal the spanish spice trade?

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the netherlands were owned by the spanish hapbsurgs up til the late 1500s and there was a massive bloody civil war for their independence

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uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Grand Prize Winner posted:

What the heck is European identity anyway? I mean, the british hate the french, who hate the germans, who hate the russians, who hate the ukrainians, who hate the polish, who hate the danes, who hate the dutch, who hate the spanish, who hate the portuguese and so on and so on.

they love to forget that "white" people only stopped constantly murdering each other in massive numbers less than a century ago.

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