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StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Seems like a sponsor knows a lot about his tribute's past...

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I hope that Confused man bumbles on to victory.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



:sad:



:sad:

Perhaps we've misjudged Mecha-Hitler.

bman in 2288
Apr 21, 2010
Honestly, if A Confused Man, Irresponsible Dad, don't win, or it BJ doesn't kill a Nazi, then I'll be highly disappointed. Unless something hilarious happens.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Hitler killing someone with a sickle like a god damned communist. A shameful Hitler.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


All that amphetamines and STIs must have wracked his brain beyond comprehension of symbols.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
Damnit, hank. Now you're dead.

Confused man still has no idea what's going on

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Errybody :rip:



Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
A Confused Man is such a sweetheart, he's the new Happycat

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Butcher Pete is saddened by the waste of good meat.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
The XM25 was a gun in a knife fight and lost.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

I feel A Confused Man is going to win by simply bumbling around aimlessly while everyone else kill each other.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


"Every time I think I got the hang of it the situation gets even more bizarre, Am I dreaming? How can inanimate objects move around like this? I know that Hitler is definitely dead and yet there are two of the mofo walking around! Why do people keep killing each other for unseen spectators? "

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
Both Hitlers are dead now. What new purpose will BJ find in life?
Johnny Rotten grilling roadkill for lunch seems appropriate.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

I Said No posted:

Both Hitlers are dead now. What new purpose will BJ find in life?
Johnny Rotten grilling roadkill for lunch seems appropriate.

If BJ commits suicide because there are no more Hitlers to kill I feel would be a good end.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
I'm waiting for the next part of the BJ-Nixon romance to drop.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


A BJ suicide is my original sex move do not steal.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Caufman posted:

I'm waiting for the next part of the BJ-Nixon romance to drop.

BJ and Tricky Dick suicide pact.

Their love was too strong for the confines of the arena.

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS
Horus killing OJ with a knife is loving poetry.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Irresponsible Dad, no :saddowns:

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Holy poo poo at BJ and Tricky Dick working together. I guess love can bloom on the battlefield.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

CONFUSED MAN THE BETRAYER!!!

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

limp_cheese posted:

Holy poo poo at BJ and Tricky Dick working together. I guess love can bloom on the battlefield.

this is like the third or fourth time theyve done so what the gently caress



also rooting AGAINST confused man we dont need another mr bones zero kill winner

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

limp_cheese posted:

Holy poo poo at BJ and Tricky Dick working together. I guess love can bloom on the battlefield.

I hope they make this canon when they make the second half of New Colossus.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

The Walrus posted:

this is like the third or fourth time theyve done so what the gently caress



also rooting AGAINST confused man we dont need another mr bones zero kill winner

He threw a knife at Horus and killed him through sheer accident.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

The Walrus posted:

this is like the third or fourth time theyve done so what the gently caress



also rooting AGAINST confused man we dont need another mr bones zero kill winner

Mr. Bones used the magic of music to mind control the other contestants and win and I will not have his name sullied by the likes of you.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Apologies in advance for the botched syntax.



BJ gonna be maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad...

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Too hosed up to comprehend.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Tricky Dick NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. He didn't work with BJ and was killed. BJ saw it happen and is wondering what the point is of staying sane now that his soul mate is dead.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
Rincewind has had a pretty uneventful game but I'm rooting for him nonetheless. maybe he's just biding his time.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I don't know what loving Horus did to A Confused Man while they were snuggling, but it drove A Confused Man to kill him, a tragedy for everybody

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

gently caress yeah, Al Bundy isn't gonna go down without a fight.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

I didn't see that a new season had begun! Big thanks to StupidSexyVaultGuy for keeping hope alive.

I am 100% on team A Confused Man

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



ZDar Fan posted:

I didn't see that a new season had begun! Big thanks to StupidSexyVaultGuy for keeping hope alive.

My pleasure. I love the simple, yet amazing entertainment.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
HEEEEEAAAAYYY everybody did you hear the news what happened to Butcher Pete?
Stumbling around in the dark sure didn't land on his feet!

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

A Confused Man is just blundering his way to victory, and I'm loving every moment of it.

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I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
Horus was weak, Horus was a fool. He had the love of A Confused Man in his grasp and let it slip away.

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