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GET MY BELT SON posted:lol they call him god emperor I had an odd feeling of dread once I realized what GEOTUS stood for lol his golden throne is a piss covered bed and they sacrifice 1,000 13 year old girls to him a day to keep the husk that is his bloated sack of a body alive
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Holy poo poo though, this is the most incriminating statement trump has made on the record since grab her by the pussy.Just straight up state that he sees every presidential decision as transactional, with himself as a central figure in those transactions rather than just the bloke who is carrying acting in the interests of the state and its citizens.By incriminating, I of course mean that it will get 30 seconds of TV time and nobody will remember it by 24 hours time.
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We won't see the piss tape because whoever holds it will keep it and use it as a bargaining chip until Trump dies, and then use it as a bargaining chip against his kids, who will still have some level of wealth afterwards. This is absolutely 100 percent the reason why we won't see it, since it's definitely real.
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Alan Smithee posted:I wish trump would pardon me for some bullshit so I Can tell him I'm not thankful and eat the poo poo from my rear end in a top hat that would drive him up the wall lol Lol
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When I made that proceiline throne post like 500 pages ago I didn't expect chuds to take it to heart But I shouldn't be surprised that they think the 40k universe would be a cool and good outcome for humanity Chernobyl baby fucked around with this message at 00:25 on Nov 20, 2017 |
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kingcom posted:I mean the god emperor is a rotting corpse on a giant golden space toilet slowly dying while a bunch of insane religious fanatics worship him. So, not the worst analogy. They think they're space marines, but they're actually just changing the emperor's bedpan.
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Also lol with both of those tweets about the China & the basketball players, Trump manages to make Xi look like a milksop ineffectual leader who let's foreign leaders determine the outcome of judicial issues AND Trump looks like an insane petty racist manbaby. #MAGA!
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Ahahaha https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/932388590344196096
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God he's a retard
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Call Your Grandma posted:Holy poo poo though, this is the most incriminating statement trump has made on the record since grab her by the pussy.Just straight up state that he sees every presidential decision as transactional, with himself as a central figure in those transactions rather than just the bloke who is carrying acting in the interests of the state and its citizens.By incriminating, I of course mean that it will get 30 seconds of TV time and nobody will remember it by 24 hours time. I remember a time when I used to think there was some barrier between the presidency and insane facebook people spewing vaguely political views, but mostly just projecting and hating everyone else. But, we've moved into the time and space of not-mattering, there is no going back now baby!
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i am "toast"
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I wonder what was he saying about William Henry Harrison
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whodatwhere posted:I remember a time when I used to think there was some barrier between the presidency and insane facebook people spewing vaguely political views, but mostly just projecting and hating everyone else. But, we've moved into the time and space of not-mattering, there is no going back now baby! where we're going we won't need decency
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Do you think this is a loving game?
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My favorite president? You mean a dead corpse-hanging-from-a-rope Donald Trump? Why would you talk poo poo about that guy.
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Oh gently caress what did Flake say about Teddy Roosevelt?
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Who's "Mike"? EDIT: Sorry, ""Mike"".
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I was caught on "Mike" Mike is my boyfriend
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mike? we
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Durzel posted:Who's "Mike"? The one-armed man. Linked to a guy named ""Bob"".
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/932392209445457920 insane fat pissbitch
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lol he thinks shoplifting should be a decade in jail. this is a guy who's stolen millions of dollar in labor and materials by just not paying folks who built his poo poo.
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well the tweets start coming and they don't stop coming rigged the election and I have a piss tape coming
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Mr.Tophat posted:well the tweets start coming and they don't stop coming Hey Moore, you're a mall star
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he's being such a pissant today I wonder who Mueller arrested this weekend
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old beast lunatic posted:mike? we ahem it's pronounced "miike"
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I get a little bit gang piss con
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Flake on "mike": I dunno I thought Taft's moustache looked p stupid
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Caufman posted:They think they're space marines, but they're actually just changing the emperor's bedpan. piss marines
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I mean Calvin Coolidge was boring what else is new
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coolidge owned because of that story where a woman came up to him at a party and said "i bet someone i could get you to say three words" and he replies "you lose".
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*taps on mike* *leans in* "pisssssssss."
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Groovelord Neato posted:coolidge owned because of that story where some dude came to the Oval Office and said some stuff to him and he didn't say anything in reasonse and just waited until the guy left
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I honestly wonder if Putin sometimes just leans back in his chair after reading the latest Trump tweet and wonders if, just maybe, he went too far?
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The only swamp that Trump is draining is his bladder
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Picture it, right now the White House staff is drawing straws to find out which one of them has to tell Trump that he can't have a private citizen arrested for failing to show proper gratitude.
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Wirth1000 posted:I honestly wonder if Putin sometimes just leans back in his chair after reading the latest Trump tweet and wonders if, just maybe, he went too far? No I'm sure he's quite pleased with his purchase
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graham cracker posted:*taps on mike* Piss "Mike" is hot https://youtu.be/pdE83FX-Mto
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100% pure bulgarian miak
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I loving love 2017 
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