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your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Boof Bonser posted:

If you replace "recycle" with "take a poo poo in public" then it's actually not hyperbole, so feel free to mentally edit as needed

i actually dont think trans people should poo poo in public, im sorry.

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Tallgeese
May 11, 2008

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR


new phone who dis posted:

The Trump iteration of Republican control is actually better than previous incarnations precisely because he's so laughably inept. If someone like Jeb! won, we'd be balls deep into at least a couple extra wars by now and McCain wouldn't have had the balls to stand up to the Obamacare repeal.

God, President Jeb would be the most boring timeline.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Midway through his conversation, Mark Zuckerberg screeches in hunger at the arrival of a mother carrying her child late into the audience, shattering his thoughts and regressing his concentration to his most primal instincts of serving the hive.

One of these humans he attempts to mimic asks him what happened, hinting to him that his disguise may be faltering. He eagerly attempts to wink at the camera, as he once heard that humans tend to work for emphasis and persuasion. In doing so, he pops an inner blood boil and trails foul liquids down his eye socket, marring the lenses and causing the camera operator to recoil in cold sweating horror.

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3812851&pagenumber=3&perpage=40#post470141701

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

new phone who dis posted:

The Trump iteration of Republican control is actually better than previous incarnations precisely because he's so laughably inept. If someone like Jeb! won, we'd be balls deep into at least a couple extra wars by now and McCain wouldn't have had the balls to stand up to the Obamacare repeal. Also, Trump's random-rear end targeting of trans people in the military is actually just going to ensure that they're legally protected instead of just in a gray area seeing as how unpopular it is across the board.

It could have been even worse: it could have been Hillary

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP


"you sound lame as gently caress" man you are reaching.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Blue Train posted:

It could have been even worse: it could have been Hillary

If Hillary won the Weinstein thing never would have gained traction. He got outed precisely because his influence severely waned with the collapse of the Clinton machine. Every hack writer currently penning bullshit articles about how Bill Clinton should have resigned would be dutifully running interference for them at this moment.

Tallgeese
May 11, 2008

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR



Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

"you sound lame as gently caress" man you are reaching.

Gentlemen, gentlemen. You're both equally terrible, so get a room and gently caress already.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

never stick your dick in crazy.

Boof Bonser
Jan 26, 2015

nvj is touched by your generosity!

new phone who dis posted:

If Hillary won the Weinstein thing never would have gained traction. He got outed precisely because his influence severely waned with the collapse of the Clinton machine. Every hack writer currently penning bullshit articles about how Bill Clinton should have resigned would be dutifully running interference for them at this moment.
1.) [Citation needed].

2.) Even if we accept your premise, which you definitely just made up, this is still stupid. We should have to suffe rthrough 4-8 years of a demonstrably insane president whose key move is scapegoating various minority groups and sending mean tweets to nuclear-armed tin-pot dictators so that one pervert movie director can get knocked down a few pegs? That's some pretty oddball cost-benefit analysis brah

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002

Boof Bonser posted:

1.) [Citation needed].

2.) Even if we accept your premise, which you definitely just made up, this is still stupid. We should have to suffe rthrough 4-8 years of a demonstrably insane president whose key move is scapegoating various minority groups and sending mean tweets to nuclear-armed tin-pot dictators so that one pervert movie director can get knocked down a few pegs? That's some pretty oddball cost-benefit analysis brah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOnTPyWuNIo

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

never stick your dick in crazy.

Ain't that the truth.

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Tallgeese posted:

Gentlemen, gentlemen. You're both equally terrible, so get a room and gently caress already.

:grin:

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

im changing my vote from 5 to 3

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
the fun thing about all of this will be that when the democrats get swept back into power eventually, they'll use all their political capital and possible senate/house majorities to FAIL to give the poor means-tested tax breaks to replace 20% of the services that were taken away in the GOP administrations

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Fabricated posted:

the fun thing about all of this will be that when the democrats get swept back into power eventually, they'll use all their political capital and possible senate/house majorities to FAIL to give the poor means-tested tax breaks to replace 20% of the services that were taken away in the GOP administrations

They'll talk a whole bunch about the little guy and then vote in different perks for the rich.

Boof Bonser
Jan 26, 2015

nvj is touched by your generosity!

Is the point here supposed to be, like, retards exist therefore Trump is a good president?

Boof Bonser
Jan 26, 2015

nvj is touched by your generosity!

new phone who dis posted:

They'll talk a whole bunch about the little guy and then vote in different perks for the rich.

Yes both parties are exactly the same. That's why both of them oppose LGBT rights, believe that climate change is a hoax, restrict access to abortion, and put people like Neil Gorsuch on the Supreme Court.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Boof Bonser posted:

Yes both parties are exactly the same. That's why both of them oppose LGBT rights, believe that climate change is a hoax, restrict access to abortion, and put people like Neil Gorsuch on the Supreme Court.

Gorsuch is a centrist and an idiot like you wouldn't be happy until you got 7 hacks willing to repeal the loving constitution whenever it suited your hysterical politics.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Boof Bonser posted:

Yes both parties are exactly the same. That's why both of them oppose LGBT rights, believe that climate change is a hoax, restrict access to abortion, and put people like Neil Gorsuch on the Supreme Court.

The right has done more for lgbt rights than the left. The left pays lip service while the right passes laws against them that are then overturned by the supreme court, guaranteeing their rights in the eyes of the law

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

new phone who dis posted:

They'll talk a whole bunch about the little guy and then vote in different perks for the rich.
Also we'll get involved in another war or two but this will be okay because it's the right people doing it and hey we can't just sit there while some bad thing happen elsewhere that can be solved by droning the poo poo out of it

it's almost like people want a party that actually betters their lives instead of making the selection process for who gets processed into soylent gender and carbon neutral

Boof Bonser
Jan 26, 2015

nvj is touched by your generosity!

new phone who dis posted:

Gorsuch is a centrist and an idiot like you wouldn't be happy until you got 7 hacks willing to repeal the loving constitution whenever it suited your hysterical politics.

I'd like to know more about your theory of jurisprudence it sounds v coherent

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
Also, the left only has themselves to blame for politicizing the gently caress out of climate change and promoting a bunch of death cult acolytes who made a shitload of predictions that failed to pass. This is the price you pay when trying to govern using hyperbole. Maybe if people weren't so furiously sucking Al Gore's dick the last 20 years as he made bad prediction after bad prediction, there would be less of a divide.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
there can be no ethical consumption under capitalism

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"

new phone who dis posted:

Gorsuch is a centrist and an idiot like you wouldn't be happy until you got 7 hacks willing to repeal the loving constitution whenever it suited your hysterical politics.

Centrist = corporate shill. Well, so are right-wingers, but then every trump voter was a neoliberal corporate shill.

Tallgeese
May 11, 2008

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR


Blue Train posted:

The right has done more for lgbt rights than the left. The left pays lip service while the right passes laws against them that are then overturned by the supreme court, guaranteeing their rights in the eyes of the law

This take may beat out the goddamn sun, and yet I cannot refute it.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Panzeh posted:

Centrist = corporate shill. Well, so are right-wingers, but then every trump voter was a neoliberal corporate shill.

He's not right-wing by the standards of most of the US outside shitholes like Berkeley and he has a mixed record when dealing with corporations, usually defaulting to how the law is written instead of how he wished the law was written.

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
Anyone not for the abolishment of private property is right wing these days.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

new phone who dis posted:

Also, the left only has themselves to blame for politicizing the gently caress out of climate change and promoting a bunch of death cult acolytes who made a shitload of predictions that failed to pass. This is the price you pay when trying to govern using hyperbole. Maybe if people weren't so furiously sucking Al Gore's dick the last 20 years as he made bad prediction after bad prediction, there would be less of a divide.

Ha ha ha, no of course there wouldn't.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Gas thread, ban OP.

Tallgeese
May 11, 2008

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR


really queer Christmas posted:

Gas thread, ban OP.

Don't like the thread competition?

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

new phone who dis posted:

there would be less of a divide.

Less of a divide? In America? The same country where people self own by smashing their own property and voting for people who will ruin their lives strictly out of spite?

To be fair...
Feb 3, 2006
Film Producer
The only thing that the DNC shows us is that the default state of America is neoliberal shitheads that are selfish.

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

Brutal Self Own: The Thread

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
self-owning the libs

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

Yea the libs

To be fair...
Feb 3, 2006
Film Producer

Tetracube posted:

self-owning the libs

More like gibs.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Who What Now posted:

Dems aren't as funny as Trump

yeah it's great having bozo the retarded idiot clown as president

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

holy moly you guys actually believe trump is not a piece of poo poo

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

new phone who dis posted:

Also, the left only has themselves to blame for politicizing the gently caress out of climate change and promoting a bunch of death cult acolytes who made a shitload of predictions that failed to pass. This is the price you pay when trying to govern using hyperbole. Maybe if people weren't so furiously sucking Al Gore's dick the last 20 years as he made bad prediction after bad prediction, there would be less of a divide.

It's also that the only "solutions" they seem to have are straight energy austerity or else poo poo like cap and trade.

Average people don't know anything about the science but they can smell a bullshit deal when they hear "make having nice things more expensive so the poors can't consume as much" or else "let us tax you for using energy and let Wall Street manage the taxes" and they will say "no gently caress you". They don't care about the specifics of the science, they just see it all as bullshit used to justify a particular course of action which just happens to benefit the rich while loving them over.

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