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Also, even by their loony theories, "I don't believe in future AIs coming back in time to touch me naughty" is enough to "protect" you from their wrath, so E: New page, new content: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11117811/1/Ginny-Weasley-and-the-Sealed-Intelligence This was billed as a "sequel" to hpmor, and is either a weird form of trolling or a bizarre amalgamation of futurist and religious belief. Dalris Othaine fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Nov 15, 2017 |
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Dalris Othaine posted:Also, even by their loony theories, "I don't believe in future AIs coming back in time to touch me naughty" is enough to "protect" you from their wrath, so It's a sincere sequel by a fan, but is functionally a refutation of everything HPMOR pushes. It's also way better written, though that's not hard. If you made it to the end of HPMOR, you may enjoy it. The description of LessWrong meetups in ch8 rings true. It's also blatantly Christian evangelism, though of the reasonably smart sort.
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divabot posted:It's a sincere sequel by a fan, but is functionally a refutation of everything HPMOR pushes. It's also way better written, though that's not hard. If you made it to the end of HPMOR, you may enjoy it. The description of LessWrong meetups in ch8 rings true. It's also blatantly Christian evangelism, though of the reasonably smart sort. I was reading this and found it okay enough until I got to the part where Gilderoy Lockhart rapes Cho Chang multiple times. It has some, uh, issues with tone.
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Gluten Freeman posted:I was reading this and found it okay enough until I got to the part where Gilderoy Lockhart rapes Cho Chang multiple times. It has some, uh, issues with tone. Clearly continuing in the fine tradition of HPMOR.
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Chapter 74: SA, Escalation of Conflicts, Pt 9quote:It was six parchments later that Harry saw it, and said out loud, "You think your prediction failed because there was some other factor at work which was not in your model. Some reason why Slytherin House hates Hermione more than you realized. Like when the orbital calculations for Uranus were wrong, and the problem wasn't in Newton's Laws, it was that they didn't know about Neptune -" quote:"Professor Quirrell expelled Reese Belka from her army last night," Harry Potter said. "And from all her other after-school Defense activities. Do any of you see the significance of that? Miss Greengrass? Padma?" I'm honestly kinda flabbergasted. Gasterflabbered. As far as blatant retcons go, this is kinda amazing in how it manages to make absolutely nothing make any sort of sense. quote:"I wasn't going to say this, but... I just wanted to offer to put you under whatever protection I could give. Make it clear to everyone that anyone who messes with you, is messing with the Boy-Who-Lived." quote:Daphne had told Millicent that they were taking a break. ... Anyways, quote:"Yes," squeaked most of the girls, though in Hannah's case it came out, "Yes, Lady Susan!" quote:Then Susan suddenly stopped in place and her wand snapped up and she said, "Protego Maximus! " quote:The black barriers at the two ends of the corridor had dissipated like smoke beneath the growing pressure, but their evaporation revealed the exits sealed, blocked by tiled slats of dark metal that looked stained as though with blood; and as Tracey chanted "Lemarchand, Lament, Lemarchand," a dreadful blue light began to shine out from beneath the metal slats and between them; and the six sets of double doors slammed shut all at once, as panicked white-robed bullies began to pound on them and howl. ... screen. quote:The old wizard took off his glasses, leaned forward to stare at Harry directly, blue eyes to green. "I will ask you one question," the Headmaster said in a quiet voice. "Do you think that what you did today was - appropriate? " quote:"Professor Quirrell had already deduced my possession of an invisibility cloak," Harry said. "And knowing him, he has probably guessed that it is a Deathly Hallow. But in this case, Headmaster, it so happens that Professor Quirrell was under one of those face-concealing white robes." quote:"And so," the old wizard finished, "that is how we came to today, Harry, to forty-four students attacking eight first-year witches. A full battle in these halls! I know it was not your intent, but you must accept some measure of responsibility. Such things did not happen before you came to this school, not through all my decades in Hogwarts; neither when I was a student nor when I was a Professor." quote:"I'm not sure," Harry said. "Not the way I predicted. He seems to believe the Light should lose a lot more often than I'd consider wise. Plus I'm not sure he understands the difference between trying to fight and trying to win. It explains a lot, actually..." Harry hadn't read much about the Wizarding War, but he'd read enough to know that the good guys probably had acquired a pretty accurate picture of who most of the worst Death Eaters were, and hadn't just owled them all hand grenades over the course of five minutes. quote:"The Unbreakable Vow is too useful to certain wealthy Houses to be outlawed entirely - even though to bind a man's will through all his days is indeed a dread and terrible act, more fearsome than many lesser rituals that wizards shun. A cynic might conclude that which rituals are prohibited is not so much a matter of morality, as habit. But I digress..." Professor Quirrell made a brief coughing sound, a clearing of his throat. "The Unbreakable Vow requires three participants and three sacrifices. The one who receives the Unbreakable Vow must be one who could have come to trust the Vower, but chooses instead to demand the Vow from them, and they sacrifice that possibility of trust. The one who makes the Vow must be someone who could have chosen to do what the Vow demands of them, and they sacrifice that capacity for choice. And the third wizard, the binder, permanently sacrifices a small portion of their own magic, to sustain the Vow forever." And finally, it's time for the regular SPHEW comedy hour: quote:The heir of Malfoy had slumped forward, resting his head in both hands, so that nobody could see his face. "Why is my life like this?" said Draco Malfoy.
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Xander77 posted:"Susan" gets dropped, Snape shows and is unceremoniously dropped, and then Tracy starts a Lovecraft / W40K chant summoning Harriezer:
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 14:21 |
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Xander77 posted:Dumbledore just unhinges his loving mouth and vomits out fully-formed bales of straw. Is that from something, or did you make that up? Fits perfectly.
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 21:14 |
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I don't know, I've worked in schools. The school head cracking down on the bullied because punishing the bullies is more difficult is distinctly plausible.
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Added Space posted:I don't know, I've worked in schools. The school head cracking down on the bullied because punishing the bullies is more difficult is distinctly plausible. That bit's fine. It's the way he justifies it by saying that sometimes it's actually good to ignore bad things happening. Like, he's not criticising the method, he's straight up saying that you should sometimes just ignore evil. If you think that "evil must never pass unchallenged" then you're somehow worse than the people doing the evil to begin with.
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Xander77 posted:Actually moderately funny. Probably funnier if you read fanfic besides this one? I'm late to this, but I think "Sparklypoo" is a reference to a fandom in-joke about Mary Sues having their own Hogwarts houses.
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Tiggum posted:That bit's fine. It's the way he justifies it by saying that sometimes it's actually good to ignore bad things happening. Like, he's not criticising the method, he's straight up saying that you should sometimes just ignore evil. If you think that "evil must never pass unchallenged" then you're somehow worse than the people doing the evil to begin with. it's the "must conserve political capital" school of thought wrt evil
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Tiggum posted:That bit's fine. It's the way he justifies it by saying that sometimes it's actually good to ignore bad things happening. Like, he's not criticising the method, he's straight up saying that you should sometimes just ignore evil. If you think that "evil must never pass unchallenged" then you're somehow worse than the people doing the evil to begin with. I mean, sure, if you're working with limited resources (including political capital) then it's definitely right to say not all battles should be fought. Besides, escalation has its own consequences. I'm actually with Dumbledore here and jesus christ we're having a completely inane conversation about a lovely fanfic
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Picking your battles is certainly a reasonable thing to do, but I don't really see how it applies here.
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I was just watching philosophers stone tonight. It really grinded my gears that dumbledore just sort of arbitrarily awards enough points for Griffendor to win the house cup. If he knew he was going to hand the shits of griffendor the cup why did he pretend at first slitherin had won. What a lovely headmaster.
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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:I was just watching philosophers stone tonight. It really grinded my gears that dumbledore just sort of arbitrarily awards enough points for Griffendor to win the house cup. If he knew he was going to hand the shits of griffendor the cup why did he pretend at first slitherin had won. What a lovely headmaster.
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on the other hand the only reason slytherin wins so much is because of snape's favouritism so gently caress those guys
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Mazerunner posted:on the other hand the only reason slytherin wins so much is because of snape's favouritism so gently caress those guys Yeah but that's also a symptom of Dumbledore being the world's worst headmaster. Gotta keep my Death Eater turncoat nearby, I'll just make him a teacher, who the gently caress cares if it impacts the students horribly. The school must've been such a better school after McGonagall took over, I'll bet. MikeJF fucked around with this message at 11:51 on Nov 28, 2017 |
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Chapter 75: Self Actualization Final, Responsibilityquote:"This day Potter has offered great insult to our Houses," said the grim voice of Jaime Astorga. quote:"This is not about points," ground out Harry Potter, the words visibly escaping from between his clenched teeth. Dinner sat ignored on the table in front of him. "This is about justice. And I. Am. Not. Her. Boyfriend! " quote:To be specific, there'd been the fourth-year witch explaining that, since Harry was the evil wizard who'd fallen in love with Hermione, and Hermione was the pure and innocent girl who would either redeem him or get seduced by the Dark Arts herself, it followed that Hermione had to be perpetually indignant at anything Harry did, even if it was him heroically saving her from certain doom, just so that their romance wouldn't resolve itself before the end of Act IV. And then Penelope Clearwater, who Hermione had really thought was smarter than that, had remarked in a loud voice that for identical reasons it was impossible for Hermione to just go over and talk sensibly with Harry about why she was feeling hurt, and anyway Dark Wizards were attracted to passionate defiance in a woman, not logic. This was the point at which Hermione had shoved herself up from the benches, stomped furiously over to where Harry was sitting, and asked him in a reasonable voice if the two of them could go for a walk and sort things out. quote:"Great!" said Hermione. "So, have you worked out why I was upset, Mr. Potter?" And then it's time to poo poo on McGonnagal some more. quote:"I would've done the responsible thing and told Professor McGonagall and let her take care of it," Hermione said promptly. "And then there wouldn't have been darkness and people screaming and horrible blue light -" quote:"And maybe I'm wrong," Harry said as they walked. "Maybe I've just read too many stories where the heroes never do the sensible thing and follow the rules and tell their Professor McGonagalls, so my brain doesn't think you're a proper storybook hero. Maybe it's you who's the sane one, Hermione, and me who's just being silly. But every time you talk about following rules or relying on teachers, I get that same feeling, like it's bound up with this one last thing that's stopping you, one last thing that puts your PC self to sleep and turns you into an NPC again..." Harry let out a sigh. "Maybe that's why Dumbledore said I should have wicked stepparents." quote:"Oh, and I just thought of something I should tell you," Harry said when they were about halfway up. "Since it affects your life and all. Think of it as a sort of down payment -" Cue Godrick Griffyndor quote: quote:No rescuer hath the rescuer.
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quote:Professor Quirrell really is someone who gets things done no matter what, and he's the only other person I know who notices stuff like the Snitch ruining Quidditch. Yes, it takes such visionary critical thought to come up with "when you think about it the snitch is kinda stupid, hey"
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just to for a moment, because this is another example of yud doing no investigation of his source material professional quidditch games are very high scoring and the snitch is much harder to catch, so the snitch catch is just a component of winning rather than the deciding factor. in the context of hogwarts quidditch the snitch is really dumb though
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I think the thing that annoys me most about this is how unlike children these children are. Has Yudkowsky ever met a child? Like, ever?Jazerus posted:just to for a moment, because this is another example of yud doing no investigation of his source material
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Some people were talking about it several dozen pages ago so I thought this would be the appropriate place to mention that Harry Potter and the Natural 20 has finally started updating again after something like 2 years of inactivity. That link goes to the new chapter, not the start. For those who don't know it, it's a fanfic that Yud likes about a wizard from a D&D world who finds themselves on earth, in Hogwarts. It starts off as a silly joke about the absurdity of both D&D mechanics and Harry Potter magic but eventually grows into an actual coherent plot with a thematically relevant character arc for the protagonist. The author has a good sense of comedic timing and manages to wring a lot more humor out of the premise than you might initially expect, too.
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Yeah, I always had a hard time believing anybody at Hogwarts would really care about the House Cup given how blatantly rigged it is in favor of whichever professor is willing to sandbag most.
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Rand Brittain posted:Yeah, I always had a hard time believing anybody at Hogwarts would really care about the House Cup given how blatantly rigged it is in favor of whichever professor is willing to sandbag most. There's sort of a meta narrative about how each house vies for the House Cup and are rewarded for actions which follow the tenets of their House: Ravenclaw by excellence in academics, Slytherin by adhering to the letter of the rules while perverting their spirit and currying favor with powerful evil wizards, and Gryffindor by being a general group of rowdy fuckups who nevertheless are tolerated and rewarded because they occasionally save the world. Presumably Hufflepuff just gives no fucks.
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Hufflepuff win the cup one point at a time.
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Argue posted:Some people were talking about it several dozen pages ago so I thought this would be the appropriate place to mention that Harry Potter and the Natural 20 has finally started updating again after something like 2 years of inactivity. That link goes to the new chapter, not the start. Hell yeah, this was a really fun read and I’m glad to hear that it’s finally started back up.
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It can be a bit smug at times, but it is a fun read and I do enjoy his Dumbledore voice.quote:The door behind her opened quickly, flooding the room with light. A tall, ancient man wearing horribly-clashing purple and magenta robes stood in the doorway, his white beard almost reaching his waist. A dozen or so witches and wizards of various description peered into the room curiously. MikeJF fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Dec 5, 2017 |
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MikeJF posted:It can be a bit smug at times, but it is a fun read and I do enjoy his Dumbledore voice. Turns out if you... • are a better writer, • are not trying to • which is of a book series you’ve never read, • and in fact you have some affection for the source material you are parodying? ...then your story/parody just might be higher quality than HPMoR! It’s a One Weird Trick combo!! Also
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Chapter 76: Interlude with the Confessor: Sunk Costsquote:She knew this was the last time. quote:There was no one else there, as yet, and after long minutes of nervous standing, she began the spell to Transfigure a cushioned sofa large enough for two people to sit, or maybe even lie down on. A simple wooden stool would have been easier, she could have done that in fifteen seconds, but - well - quote:"But," said Rianne, "I didn't understand why you were helping her. And now - after what you did to Granger in the Great Hall - I just don't understand at all." Rianne had never thought of herself as particularly nice. She'd taken little notice of the controversy over the Sunshine General. But something about helping Granger fight bullies had... well, she'd gotten used to thinking of that as the good side, and thinking of herself as being on the good side. And she'd found she actually liked it. It was hard, to just let that go. "Why'd you do that, Professor Snape?" quote:"I am terrible at riddles," Snape said in a distant voice. "I was once given a riddle to solve, and I did not understand even the simplest part until too late. I did not even realize the riddle was meant for me until too late. I thought I had merely happened to overhear it, when in truth it was I who was overheard. So I sold my riddle to another, and that is when the wreckage of my life passed beyond retrieval." Snape's voice was still distant, sounding more abstracted than sorrowful. "And even now, I understand nothing of importance. Tell me, Miss Felthorne, suppose a man were carrying a knife, and he tripped over a baby and stabbed himself. Would you say that the baby had," Snape's voice lowered, as though he were imitating some still deeper voice, "THE POWER TO VANQUISH him?" quote:The Potions Master stood up from the sofa, the weight of his presence vanishing from beside her. He turned and drew his wand from his robes, pointing it at her.
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It helps that Natural 20 is about two equally insane magical settings intersecting - there’s no particular favouritism, just the bizarre arbitrary poo poo in D&D coming together with the bizarre arbitrary poo poo in Harry Potter to create utter insanity.
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Darth Walrus posted:It helps that Natural 20 is about two equally insane magical settings intersecting - there’s no particular favouritism, just the bizarre arbitrary poo poo in D&D coming together with the bizarre arbitrary poo poo in Harry Potter to create utter insanity. The main character, despite being an intentionally cardboard cutout munchkin D&D character, comes off a lot more human that Yud's Potter, too. He can actually feel remorse, for one thing.
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Darth Walrus posted:It helps that Natural 20 is about two equally insane magical settings intersecting - there’s no particular favouritism, just the bizarre arbitrary poo poo in D&D coming together with the bizarre arbitrary poo poo in Harry Potter to create utter insanity.
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90s Cringe Rock posted:It helps even more that the police get involved. Yeah, Fiona was a really cool addition to the cast.
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21 Muns posted:Seen on Tumblr: "I need to use orgasm denial to make this book readable. This says nothing about the quality of my literary choices" -A Smart Person
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# ? Dec 10, 2017 21:52 |
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even robots write better fanfics than yud
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This is real fuckin good. quote:Harry looked around and then fell down the spiral staircase for the rest of the summer.
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Chapter 77: SA, Aftermaths: Surface Appearances (part 1)quote:The boy walked into the office, step by deliberate step until the door closed smoothly behind him. "I can go anywhere I choose, with or without permission," that boy said. His voice seemed calm; too calm, perhaps. "I am in your office because I decided to be here, and to hell with passwords. You are greatly mistaken, Headmaster Dumbledore, if you think that I stay in this school because I am a prisoner here. I simply have not chosen, yet, to leave. Now keeping that in mind, why did you command your agent, Professor Snape, to break the agreement we made in this office, that he would not torment any student in her fourth year or below?" quote:
quote:Within the room were pedestals of black metal, each bearing a moving picture, or an upright cylinder half-filled with some faintly shining silver liquid, or a lone small object; a scorched silver necklace, a crushed hat, an untouched golden wedding ring. Many pedestals bore all three, the moving picture and the silver liquid and the item. There seemed to be a good many wizards' wands upon those pedestals, and many of those wands were broken, or burned, or looked like the wood had somehow melted. quote:"There was a Muggle once named Mohandas Gandhi," Ok, you get my point. Or at least I hope you do - in order for your dumb historical allegory to be relevant to the terribly contrived situation in your dumb fanfic, which in turn is a relevant illustration to your REALLY dumb theories about human behavior, maybe you should at least have some basic understanding of how history actually worked? Never mind that there's a vast difference between someone who started his political prominence as a pacifist, and who actually fought a war and was so traumatized by the losses he endured that he became one (which is sadly extremely rare. Also, real societies aren't composed of PCs and NPCs, so a talented general retiring is not the loss of the only leader of Light) quote:"Although honesty compels me to say that dear Winston was never one for pangs of conscience, even after a dozen shots of Firewhiskey." quote:"And that's why I can destroy Dementors and you can't," said the boy. "Because I believe that the darkness can be broken." Do you know how Harriezer made it through all of Dumby's defences entirely undetected? He used the all-powerful cheat items he gained through no merit or wisdom of his own. Aren't you terribly impressed? That's all the time I have to write atm, but: Ron was going to be spiders. He just was. He wasn't proud of that. The dark arts better be worried, oh boy!
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Remind me, are we supposed to be sympathetic to Dumbledore here and hate Harry Potter? Because, if so, Yud is doing a good job. To give Yud credit, though, the best paragraph is probably the first one, which isn't quoted. quote:The old wizard sat alone at his desk, in the unsilence of the Headmaster's office, amid the innumerable and unnoticed devices; his robes a gentle yellow, of soft fabric, not such clothing as he ordinarily wore before others. His wrinkled hand held a quill scratching away at an official-looking parchment. If you had somehow been there to watch his lined face, you would have been unable to deduce anything more about the man himself than you understood of the enigmatic devices. You might have observed that the face looked a little sad, a little tired, but then Albus Dumbledore always looked like that when he was alone. There's something a little pitiful about that last line. Epicurius fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Dec 19, 2017 |
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