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Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.


"Close-call-train-shoe.gif"

Wait, what does "shoe" have to do with-- :stare:

RyokoTK posted:

This woman is pretty visibly in better shape than I am so I don't want to backseat coach too much, but I feel like this lift is a good way to gently caress up your back.

I'm pretty sure I've sat through multiple job safety training sessions entirely about not doing poo poo like that.

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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Duzzy Funlop posted:

That doesn't look like ice, and there's two dudes pouring down what looks like this hagfish blubber down the stairs.

Yeah and they're all loving barefoot, no way are those guys actually on ice that long. Still pretty great, though.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/S6CCu2p.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/rVSfkwM.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/HsbGOm1.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/M69Krho.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/KrQOTYv.mp4

Nighthand
Nov 4, 2009

what horror the gas

Power Rangers really has gone downhill since I was a kid.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





I was expecting her to drop the weight on her head. I'm a little disappointed that she didn't.


Renegret posted:

hmmmmm wonder where that leg brace came from

Hmmmmmm

Hmmmmmmmmm

:thunk:

Also, I would love to just emptyquote this to infinity.

Popoto
Oct 21, 2012

miaow

There's a cat in a bigger doggy bed on the right for certain.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.yourobserver.com/article/longboat-airbnb-voyeurism-property-police-confiscate

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

man gently caress this guy forever and ever but civil asset forfeiture is loving bullshit. this started with the war on drugs and now they're expanding it.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11S0GBZMqJo

5:43 is the star though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11S0GBZMqJo&t=343s
Broke his pelvis or something on that one.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

These should be in the OP of a PYF Smitings thread.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://giant.gfycat.com/PopularMiserableAsiaticmouflon.mp4

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008


Plus I think he pooped himself. Insult on top of injury.

That said, all of these skateboard fails really makes you understand why skateboard helmets are designed the way they are.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Plus I think he pooped himself. Insult on top of injury.

That said, all of these skateboard fails really makes you understand why skateboard helmets are designed the way they are.

Schadenfreude Thread: Plus I think he pooped himself

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Does skateboarding have like the absolute worst ratio of potential to hurt yourself vs. coolness of the task? Because skateboarding is so heinously dull and unimpressive.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

RyokoTK posted:

Does skateboarding have like the absolute worst ratio of potential to hurt yourself vs. coolness of the task? Because skateboarding is so heinously dull and unimpressive.

lol

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

*kickflips 3 inches up onto a curb, falls over and scrapes shins*

lol

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

RyokoTK posted:

Does skateboarding have like the absolute worst ratio of potential to hurt yourself vs. coolness of the task? Because skateboarding is so heinously dull and unimpressive.

Nah, it’s probably logging or fishing.

Logging is more dangerous but also cooler than fishing.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

https://giant.gfycat.com/VerifiablePiercingFireant.webm

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Duzzy Funlop posted:

That doesn't look like ice, and there's two dudes pouring down what looks like this hagfish blubber down the stairs.

Slime, not blubber.

...

:goonsay:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
It's a Stairkkake contest.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

RyokoTK posted:

Does skateboarding have like the absolute worst ratio of potential to hurt yourself vs. coolness of the task? Because skateboarding is so heinously dull and unimpressive.

I thought we had established that it's unicycles.

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

That's some lovely clear water.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://i.imgur.com/2PSRvCG.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/WwVQKtC.mp4

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

That's the problem with big chains :mmmhmm:

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
I know only a very few of these are accepted into the schadenfreude thread, because death in and of itself isn't schadenfreude, but I think we can all agree on this one:

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
:toot: And the world has one less terrible, terrible person in it.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

How did he live so long and what do they feed people in prison? Must be better than whatever they serve in public schools.

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry

Mu Zeta posted:

How did he live so long and what do they feed people in prison? Must be better than whatever they serve in public schools.

Wrote a paper on prison diets for school.

If you fed the elderly in nursing homes the way prisoners are fed, you'd rightly be facing charges for elder abuse, and likely civil suits as well. But, y'know, because they're criminals it must be okay because they're bad people and don't deserve humane treatment. :rolleyes:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Elderly people should lift weights out in the exercise yard, it'd do them a power of good.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Aerdan posted:

Wrote a paper on prison diets for school.

If you fed the elderly in nursing homes the way prisoners are fed, you'd rightly be facing charges for elder abuse, and likely civil suits as well. But, y'know, because they're criminals it must be okay because they're bad people and don't deserve humane treatment. :rolleyes:

At least better treatment for grade school kids. Some kids are starving while Manson gets to be 80+

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Zipperelli. posted:

I know only a very few of these are accepted into the schadenfreude thread, because death in and of itself isn't schadenfreude, but I think we can all agree on this one:



And that's how I learned Charles Manson is dead.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
His swakista is way smaller than I expected.

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry

Mu Zeta posted:

At least better treatment for grade school kids. Some kids are starving while Manson gets to be 80+

My opinion on that is that breakfast and lunch should both be available for free to all students in K-12, and such meals should be nutritionally balanced and complete.

And we should get rid of those goddamn candy-fruit cups since they're only technically fruit and only because the corn lobby successfully got them labeled 'fruit' rather than 'dessert'.

And Americans wonder why we have an obesity epidemic in school.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
Some ragehole gets out of his car to assault the security guard working a parking booth. The guard grabs a baton from behind his desk, and lays into the aggressor. My favorite part is the coward backing over the spikes while waving a placating hand out the window, apparently willing to leave his wife behind in his desire to flee the retribution being visited upon him.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d5c_1509889922

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Some ragehole gets out of his car to assault the security guard working a parking booth. The guard grabs a baton from behind his desk, and lays into the aggressor. My favorite part is the coward backing over the spikes while waving a placating hand out the window, apparently willing to leave his wife behind in his desire to flee the retribution being visited upon him.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d5c_1509889922

That's a really good way to get hit in the hand.

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

Zipperelli. posted:

I know only a very few of these are accepted into the schadenfreude thread, because death in and of itself isn't schadenfreude, but I think we can all agree on this one:



... Nice

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Not sure if this got posted already.

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/932454818546896896

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
Jesus, do they think they're Tony Abbot? I like raw onion (it's super good in a salad), but eating a whole one on its own? Or drinking the juice? :wtc:

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Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
I mean I do that

Not for bullshit testosterone reasons though onions are nice

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