Vanagoon posted:

Welcome to the future, where everything is racist and everything is sexist and everything is offensive and everything is bad for you.

I don't get the virtue signalling by taking each and every opportunity to delight in offense. Maybe I am just a piece of poo poo, I don't know.

Some people are literally not going to be happy until they start handing out citations for breach of the verbal morality statutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rVQGT01Kzg

Do you want a Demolition man future? I don't.

Vanagoon posted:

You fucktard. I have enough sense not to do that, but how, again, does that equate to putting a naughty word on a ruler?

gently caress you and gently caress these forums. Ban me already.

Vanagoon posted:

How do you get from the word oval office humorously placed on a ruler to people being raped and murdered. Jesus loving christ calm down.

Vanagoon posted:

You fucktard. I have enough sense not to do that, but how, again, does that equate to putting a naughty word on a ruler?

gently caress you and gently caress these forums. Ban me already.

quote:

You're obviously trying very hard to project some kind of tough guy persona here. Unfortunately you seem to be oblivious to the fact that it's not working and you just sound like a pathetic idiot. This probation isn't so much a punishment as an attempt to save the entire Something Awful community, from this awkward cringing embarrassment we're all feeling right now.

User loses posting privileges for 1 week.

Platystemon posted:

Sorry, but they’ll have to work to top this probation message:

Vanagoon posted:

Maybe I am just a piece of poo poo

Platystemon posted:

Three-Phase posted:

We need a CSB CGI re-enactment of all the drama in this thread.

quote:

Pressure built up inside the Vanagoon, but what posters did not realize was that the Vanagoon's filter was not present. Additionally, Vanagoon lacked a common sense feedback switch. This allowed hot, toxic gases to pass directly through the Vanagoon's keyboard sphincter into the thread. The result was a catastrophic meltdown as the hot gas was quoted and mocked by the other posters. This triggered the Vanagoon to self-destruct.

Three-Phase posted:

Is that Romex nailed onto the walls in the background?

Effective-Disorder posted:

quote:

Pressure built up inside the Vanagoon, but what posters did not realize was that the Vanagoon's filter was not present. Additionally, Vanagoon lacked a common sense feedback switch. This allowed hot, toxic gases to pass directly through the Vanagoon's keyboard sphincter into the thread. The result was a catastrophic meltdown as the hot gas was quoted and mocked by the other posters. This triggered the Vanagoon to self-destruct.

Sagebrush posted:

Effective-Disorder posted:

Sagebrush posted:

Anta posted:

Holy poo poo

Say Nothing posted:

Memento posted:

So loving stupid.

Everyone knows the tool for this job is a pair of vice-grips.

Two pairs if you've got 'em!

Memento posted:

drat, that got a lot more creative than I thought it would.

About 20 years ago when I was a fresh-faced mechanic, I was called in to work at quarter to eight on a Saturday morning. The Used Cars manager had taken home a brand-new EL Falcon GT and had it stolen out of his driveway the night before. I drove to where they had dumped it, and they had taken every single piece of trim inside the car that ID'd it as a GT. Seats, shifter, steering wheel, etc etc etc. I got it back to the dealership by sitting on a milk crate with a pair of vice grips on the steering spline.

I'm glad this was before the days of camera phones and social media because you know I would have put something online and you know all sorts of people would have had their arses kicked, mine being first in line.

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

I guess no one wanted to pay for the tow job, huh?

Sagebrush posted:

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

How else is the cat supposed to know who's at the door?

Three-Phase posted:

Small wheels and gravel - that's going to be one hell of a ride.

Vanagoon posted:

You fucktard. I have enough sense not to do that, but how, again, does that equate to putting a naughty word on a ruler?

gently caress you and gently caress these forums. Ban me already.

Sagebrush posted:

Sagebrush posted:

a sobering reminder that there are still people out there who are genuinely mad -- nay, blinded by rage -- that The Feminists have told them they can't use words like "oval office"

ChesterJT posted:

Shut up you whiny oval office, you started all of this.

Memento posted:

So loving stupid.

Everyone knows the tool for this job is a pair of vice-grips

Vanagoon posted:

Don't be such a whiny bitch about eeeeverything is just soo offensive then? Man the something awful dot com forums used to have some bite, now we're just as pussy-whipped as everywhere else.

Oooooops, I used another offensive term for lady bits.

ChesterJT posted:

Shut up you whiny oval office, you started all of this.

Effective-Disorder posted:

quote:

Pressure built up inside the Vanagoon, but what posters did not realize was that the Vanagoon's filter was not present. Additionally, Vanagoon lacked a common sense feedback switch. This allowed hot, toxic gases to pass directly through the Vanagoon's keyboard sphincter into the thread. The result was a catastrophic meltdown as the hot gas was quoted and mocked by the other posters. This triggered the Vanagoon to self-destruct.

Vanagoon posted:

Don't be such a whiny bitch about eeeeverything is just soo offensive then? Man the something awful dot com forums used to have some bite, now we're just as pussy-whipped as everywhere else.

Oooooops, I used another offensive term for lady bits.

Memento posted:

So loving stupid.

Everyone knows the tool for this job is a pair of vice-grips.

Two pairs if you've got 'em!

And thanks for the poster earlier who said Tajikistan, it didn't look like the right terrain for Hungary.

RyokoTK posted:

you too

gently caress off outta here you neanderthals

Vanagoon posted:

Welcome to the future, where everything is racist and everything is sexist and everything is offensive and everything is bad for you.

I don't get the virtue signalling by taking each and every opportunity to delight in offense. Maybe I am just a piece of poo poo, I don't know.

Some people are literally not going to be happy until they start handing out citations for breach of the verbal morality statutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rVQGT01Kzg

Do you want a Demolition man future? I don't.

shame on an IGA posted:

Thanks for reminding me to nominate an official theme song for this thread

https://youtu.be/CwGrC0KicSo

Runners-up include Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald and Empire of the Clouds