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juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


Colostomy Bag posted:

6,000,000 blogs.

lmao


i shoulda figured

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Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development
Now, the Hornet

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x69yq4z


Gun attachments look ok :laffo:

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003

Quavers posted:

Now, the Hornet

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x69yq4z


Gun attachments look ok :laffo:
When will the leaks be something cool like falling into a moon and spaghettifying into a multidimensional horror?

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development

thatguy posted:

When will the leaks be something cool like falling into a moon and spaghettifying into a multidimensional horror?

All those bugs must be fixed. 3.0 coming soon, 2 weeks!

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:
If the Intel SSD ship had to be flight ready you have to assume Chris showed up to the 3D JPEG meeting with good news.
"Aight, I know we are in the middle of the 3rd [shipname] rework and we barely have a greybox for the carrier we sold in the kickstarter, I'll review your latest draft next week; but I need all hands on deck for this new thing."

lol

Virtual Captain fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Nov 20, 2017

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

An inconsequential childhood argument is no time to be dainty.

My siblings never used phrases like "french kiss my butthole" or "tongue punch my fart box". It was more "im gonna beat you with this nintendo 64 controller while i swing it around like a flail."

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Colostomy Bag posted:

6,000,000 blogs.

How do you get 6 million blogs in a computer?

You compress them on your intel SSD


How do you get them out?

You delete them





Thank you, tip your waitresses, try the veal

no_recall
Aug 17, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

Wuxi posted:

Why is 'Star Citizen: #Holocaust' still not the new thread title?

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!
beep bop boop.

ManofManyAliases fucked around with this message at 07:14 on Nov 20, 2017

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
uh oh

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Hello MoMA. Come to play, I see.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard
https://twitter.com/real_lethality/status/932395262844293120
https://twitter.com/real_lethality/status/932408892268584960
https://twitter.com/real_lethality/status/932409047197896704

Bofast
Feb 21, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Mr.Tophat posted:

Liver has an odd texture to it and I completely understand

The key to making liver taste good is to slice it thinly, and to let it sit within a cooking pot of gravy for a long-rear end time

It's also pretty good to mince liver and essentially turn it into something like a hamburger patty, then serve it with some rice or potatoes, a cream based gravy and maybe some lingonberry.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard


alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


seems like liver only tastes good when it tastes like something else i guess

BluesShaman
Apr 25, 2016

She wore Blue Velvet.
Star Citizen: Save me Jeebus!

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

Mr.Tophat posted:

Yes it's an old people food to eat but I don't care, it's dead cheap, filling, tasty and the bacon just dissolves in your mouth gently caress I need to buy some liver

Well you could be in luck being that their will most likely be a glut in the market in a few days as citizens start selling their body organs for extra cash for the up coming RSI sales.

There could even be some cocks for sale so people won't feel left out when others say "suck my cock"

Bofast
Feb 21, 2011

Grimey Drawer

McGiggins posted:

Hello MoMA. Come to play, I see.

Makes sense. After all, he can't really play Star Citizen when there's no game.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

hello i am a full time HR manager with a nice girlfriend and some friends ama

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

Kilmers Elbow posted:

hello i am a full time HR manager with a nice girlfriend and some friends ama

How often do you lie in online AMAs?

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Kilmers Elbow posted:

hello i am a full time HR manager with a nice girlfriend and some friends ama

Hello what's it like having a friend?

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
Have just discovered this thread is pay to win

:aaaaa:

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/Pitypitmusic/status/932515686852775936

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:
Derek is going to have 100 blogs at release.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/armyofall/status/932458009082650625

Deathsquid
Apr 26, 2017

Apprentice indeed.

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016


Star Citizen: Jesus will not be released before Star Citizen

e: Apocalypse averted, SC saved us.

MedicineHut fucked around with this message at 12:38 on Nov 20, 2017

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
I thought one rich guy running away with many poor people's money is capitalism, but today I learned it's actually socialism.

Deathsquid
Apr 26, 2017

Truga posted:

I thought one rich guy running away with many poor people's money is capitalism, but today I learned it's actually socialism.

Clearly you know nothing about space socialism development.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Deathsquid posted:

Clearly you know nothing about space socialism development.

:colbert:

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016


Gay as in light-hearted and carefree? Or as in dead gay comedy forum?

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:

reddit posted:

To be honest... And I'm saying this as a first-round crowdfunding contributor who has been following this project since its conception in 2011... You sound like someone in a cult. You've been promised so much, and there's been so much hype, but all we have right now are a few tiny tech demos and a bunch of promises. This game was funded six years ago, has raised over $150 million, and still hasn't been released, with no clear release date in sight. I've been watching the progress from day one, with so much excitement and eagerness. I've been right there beside you all, saying "when will it be ready?" and waiting to jump into my ship and sail the cosmos. But I feel... disenchanted. The hype train keeps on rolling, but they still haven't stitched things together into a single unit yet. All we've had is a few simple tech demos. The scope of the game keeps changing, and new features are constantly announced, and it seems like development is charging forward... But part of me wonders if they're just selling us smoke and mirrors and living easy on that $150 million.
So, I guess what I'm saying, is the thing I'm most excited for is to actually see this game get released, and to know I didn't waste all that money all those years ago.
I can't possibly say "this will be the only game I need" or that it'll be "everything I've ever wanted," because I honestly don't even know if it'll ever come out, and because I've become wary of all the hype and propaganda.
It feels to me an awful lot like religion... The church telling me "spend your life dedicated to our cause and tossing your money into our coffers, and you'll have a boundless and beautiful reward when the rapture comes." Heaven will be the "only thing I need," and it'll be "everything I've ever wanted..." Except I'll never see it in my lifetime, and I won't be able to call home after I'm dead to tell you whether it lived up to all the hype.
I feel jaded. I've lost faith in RSI just like I lost faith in Jesus. Thankfully, Star Citizen has the potential to actually be released in my lifetime and to prove me wrong, whereas Jesus can't make the same claim. So, I guess I could say that I have more faith in RSI than I do in Jesus... But only a little.
I can't wait for this game to be released. Not because I'm super excited to play it, but because I'm just so ready for the stress of waiting to be over. Even if it sucks and we've all wasted our money, at least we'll have closure.

What the gently caress Haha

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


at least jesus didnt have dr derek smart on his heels

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
It's true that Jesus can't release in your lifetime - he already did so by releasing his bowels when that roman soldier stabbed his chest on the crucifix.

Thank god he didn't have Derek Smart persecuting him instead of the Roman Empire...he would've had to read sooo many blog posts...

TheLastRoboKy
May 2, 2009

Finishing the game with everyone else's continues

alf_pogs posted:

at least jesus didnt have dr derek smart on his heels

Well that just depends on how cross Derek gets.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

CrazyLoon posted:

It's true that Jesus can't release in your lifetime - he already did so by releasing his bowels when that roman soldier stabbed his chest on the crucifix.

No you have your scripture all wrong. Jesus walked that part off just fine, he died a few days later, under the burden of ARE SINS

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
Star Citizen has the potential to actually be released in my lifetime and to prove me wrong, whereas Jesus can't make the same claim

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





peter gabriel posted:

Star Citizen has the potential to actually be released in my lifetime and to prove me wrong, whereas Jesus can't make the same claim

I rolled away the rock Ben after three days and it turns out Star Citizen was still dead, actually

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SCtrumpHaters
Oct 28, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Truga posted:

No you have your scripture all wrong. Jesus walked that part off just fine, he died a few days later, under the burden of ARE SINS

Moses called it

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