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Beefed Owl: Sep 13, 2007; Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/11/20/mueller-may-be-close-to-wrapping-up-a-significant-part-of-the-russia-investigation/23282754/

If this is true then more indictments may be coming.

My body is ready.

# ? Nov 20, 2017 19:37

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 20:55

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

TurboFlamingChicken posted:

https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/11/20/mueller-may-be-close-to-wrapping-up-a-significant-part-of-the-russia-investigation/23282754/

If this is true then more indictments may be coming.

My body is ready.

Wasn't this a misinterpretation, as explained in the long twit thread posted before

# ? Nov 20, 2017 19:38

The Skeleton King: Jul 16, 2011; Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.

COMRADES posted:

lmao jfc

Can we stop making GBS threads on native Americans already please thanks. What are we even gonna use that uranium for they don't want to build nuke power plants and we can already explode the Earth several times over so...

What's all this "we" bullshit? The American public these days is so far removed from what the government does that the government might as well not even be part of America. There's money to be made by mining, and that's all that is relevant to them.

# ? Nov 20, 2017 19:39

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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TurboFlamingChicken posted:

https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/11/20/mueller-may-be-close-to-wrapping-up-a-significant-part-of-the-russia-investigation/23282754/

If this is true then more indictments may be coming.

My body is ready.

This is laughable bullshit that you may safely ignore.

# ? Nov 20, 2017 19:41

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

A Fancy Hat posted:

"We told Trump that a Japanese tradition was to wash your hands with the toilet water, since it proved that you trusted your host and his cleanliness. We never thought he'd actually do it, let alone gargle with the stuff." - Shinzo Abe

"He kept asking me if I'd ever seen a moose up close. He became obsessed with the idea. It was only after a day or two I realized he meant mousse and was trying to find out where we kept the desserts" - Justin Trudeau

"We told him the Forbidden City was full of ghosts and that, to keep them at bay, you had to recite an ancient Chinese poem. The words were 'I yama dote hard.' We kept expecting the secret service to clue him in, but they just let him keep doing it. One guy told him to add the phrase 'the piss tay peis real'." - Xi Jinping

"He called me every day for a month, begging me to tell everyone I was going to pay for the wall. I told him no each time, and he began sending gifts to my house. I told him that perhaps the wall was unfeasible and that promising to build it would be an albatross upon his neck in the midterm elections and beyond. He then asked me who Al was and suggested I get him the contact information for Mr. Batross if he could build the wall." - Enrique Pena Nieto

Quoting for the new page because :hmbol:

# ? Nov 20, 2017 19:41

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Jose posted:

Lol

https://twitter.com/BlairMillerTV/status/932651278513201152?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

it is good that he is doing what bush could not

# ? Nov 20, 2017 19:42

titanium: Mar 11, 2004; NONE SHALL PASS!

What if the piss tape is given to the US public on Christmas day (instead of another day which is 100% certain to happen (because its real))

edit*

Pissmas Miracle

# ? Nov 20, 2017 19:45

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

I know some of you grew up in chud country and have (coal) miner family

had a super random question

# ? Nov 20, 2017 19:46

fridge corn: Apr 2, 2003; NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN

Jose is a big bitch retard baby

# ? Nov 20, 2017 19:48

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

fridge corn posted:

Jose is a big bitch retard baby

Don't sign his posts

# ? Nov 20, 2017 19:51

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

fridge corn posted:

Jose is a big bitch retard baby

bit rude to compare me to the president of the US

# ? Nov 20, 2017 19:55

Power Khan: Aug 20, 2011; by Fritz the Horse

fridge corn posted:

Jose is a big bitch retard baby

He'd make a better president than the spraytan golem.

# ? Nov 20, 2017 19:56

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

fridge corn posted:

Jose is a big bitch retard baby

you're not owned

# ? Nov 20, 2017 19:58

fridge corn: Apr 2, 2003; NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN

Power Khan posted:

He'd make a better president than the spraytan golem.

Spray tan golem? You come up with that all by yourself? 🤔

# ? Nov 20, 2017 19:59

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

titanium posted:

What if the piss tape is given to the US public on Christmas day (instead of another day which is 100% certain to happen (because its real))

edit*

Pissmas Miracle

It's being released early, on St. Piss' day.
A real stocking stuffer.

# ? Nov 20, 2017 20:01

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Ah it's gbs maga time already

# ? Nov 20, 2017 20:03

TheBonelessColonel: Jun 18, 2013

I know the original was posted over 2 years ago, but I couldn't resist...

# ? Nov 20, 2017 20:04

GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

fridge corn posted:

Spray tan golem? You come up with that all by yourself? 🤔

epic corn man

# ? Nov 20, 2017 20:05

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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TheBonelessColonel posted:

I know the original was posted over 2 years ago, but I couldn't resist...

hahahaahahaah

# ? Nov 20, 2017 20:06

Chernobyl baby: Jul 19, 2011

People make fun of the sages of old but really how would you write all this poo poo down in a reasonable, realistic way and get your message across. Forget about the meaning being lost in translation. We don't stand a loving chance

Imagine 1000 years from now our children living in the ashes of our failed civilizations, the skyscrapers turned to stone and reveared as ancient holy temples, and trying to spread the good word that the piss tape is real and eternal

# ? Nov 20, 2017 20:07

fridge corn: Apr 2, 2003; NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN

FuhrerHat posted:

epic corn man

That's me. Im the epic corn man

# ? Nov 20, 2017 20:12

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

fridge corn posted:

Jose is a big bitch retard baby

# ? Nov 20, 2017 20:14

Neukoln19: Oct 27, 2005

Trump is a total FDR

Fat
Dumb
Retard

# ? Nov 20, 2017 20:17

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

suckle my nuts chuds :maga:

# ? Nov 20, 2017 20:18

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

wait do you guys think corn is pro-trump lol

# ? Nov 20, 2017 20:19

fridge corn: Apr 2, 2003; NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

wait do you guys think corn is pro-trump lol

I just want to make america great again

# ? Nov 20, 2017 20:21

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

gargle my hairy unwashed bawls

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# ? Nov 20, 2017 20:24

Chernobyl baby: Jul 19, 2011

This party is POPPIN' now that fridge corn is here

Heehee get it becau

# ? Nov 20, 2017 20:25

GET MY BELT SON: Sep 26, 2007

haha chuds

# ? Nov 20, 2017 20:25

Chernobyl baby: Jul 19, 2011

old beast lunatic posted:

gargle my hairy unwashed bawls

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Haha wtf

The lols have infiltrated the thread

# ? Nov 20, 2017 20:26

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

fridge corn posted:

I just want to make america great again

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

wait do you guys think corn is pro-trump lol

Idk man would you be considered an expert on what kind of poster "fridge corn" is

# ? Nov 20, 2017 20:30

Viruswithshoes: Mar 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/randygdub/status/932124010518790145

# ? Nov 20, 2017 20:31

Clyde Radcliffe: Oct 19, 2014

COMRADES posted:

lmao jfc

Can we stop making GBS threads on native Americans already please thanks. What are we even gonna use that uranium for they don't want to build nuke power plants and we can already explode the Earth several times over so...

No chance. 2Scoops despises native Americans after he ran an illegally-funded racist campaign against their casinos in upstate New York, which ultimately cost him a lot of money when he was fined for being a criminal scumbag.

Given that he holds a grudge forever he no doubt considers native Americans to be as great a threat to the country as brown football players.

# ? Nov 20, 2017 20:33

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Hey guys how to you call people who establish the United States of America while putting things up their dicks ?

e:

Waffle House posted:

"The Sounding Fathers"

unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Nov 20, 2017

# ? Nov 20, 2017 20:34

bloom: Feb 25, 2017; by sebmojo

old beast lunatic posted:

gargle my hairy unwashed bawls

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Jose has already gone mad with power.

# ? Nov 20, 2017 20:36

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.