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NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
What about the cantina song? Nobody could get sick of that.

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banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

What do yall think porgs taste like?

Nightmares with a slight hint of mangos

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

AlternateAccount posted:

The hundreds of hours of Star Wars games I've played over the years, starting with TIE FIGHTER, have made me so loving sick of every single piece of music in the franchise.

I'm still not entire convinced the series has more than one track. Like, it's just one really, really long track they leave on the whole time and you just never realize until you hit one of the spicier bits and are like "that's neat, I guess this is a fight track or something?" but then it's right back to sad horns.

Cross-Section
Mar 18, 2009

The irony being that depending on the version of TIE Fighter you played, you might have only had a literal single music track in the background pumping out the same sequence of fight motifs over and over again.

One of the many reasons why the DOS version is better :cool:

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Turns out that Boss Nass put Rey on Jakku.

She’s related to Elan Sleazebaggano.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

What about the cantina song? Nobody could get sick of that.

Real Star Wars fans only cares about the original Death Star theme.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

BigglesSWE posted:

Real Star Wars fans only cares about the original Death Star theme.

At four notes it's short enough that it would make a decent doorbell tone

Wild Horses
Oct 31, 2012

There's really no meaning in making beetles fight.
stop saying the word "porg" please

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Wild Horses posted:

stop saying the word "porg" please

Aporglogies

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

AlternateAccount posted:

The hundreds of hours of Star Wars games I've played over the years, starting with TIE FIGHTER, have made me so loving sick of every single piece of music in the franchise.

I just got through watching a story playthrough of this game and was thinking the same thing. I'm sick of godamn score pieces that evoke specific moments and scenes and call back to other parts being used for every time I'm flying around in circles doing cool tricks in my TIE Fighter.

My least favorite is the Rebel Attack motiff from the first movie that seemingly gets used in every single game, and sometime in the worst places, like training and shooting womprats on Tatooine.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Wild Horses posted:

stop saying the word "porg" please

You brought it back up, it's your fault.

Wild Horses
Oct 31, 2012

There's really no meaning in making beetles fight.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

You brought it back up, it's your fault.

I want a general ban of the word. stop the shilling of disney-made memes for mascots that are not even voiced characters

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

Wild Horses posted:

I want a general ban of the word. stop the shilling of disney-made memes for mascots that are not even voiced characters

You seem like a fun person.

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

I think I said already in one of the 20 stars war threads, but I'm putting my money down that the word "porg" in Star Wars 9: Episode VIII. I don't know if that will please you or not

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
"Yo, peep this poo poo."

*Luke rolls up his sleeve in front of Rey, revealing a Porg tattoo on his upper bicep*

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Please don't be negative about porgs in the Star Wars porg-o-rama thread.

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


Your Highness. The transmission we've received. What is it they've sent us?

PORGS!

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

The Thong Song but with every instance of "thong" replaced with "porg"

Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009


*Luke pulls back a mossy curtain, revealing to Rey a nest of Porgs*

Luke: They’re called Porgs, Rey. They’re cute, and they’re available everywhere.

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


Honestly can not wait for the KOTOR mod that replaces Gizkas with Porgs

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
They’re good porgs, Brent

Mecha Gojira
Jun 23, 2006

Jack Nissan
Honestly, I bet they taste just like chicken.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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Wild Horses posted:

I want a general ban of the word. stop the shilling of disney-made memes for mascots that are not even voiced characters
OK, but only if we also ban "Han Solo."

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Nessus posted:

OK, but only if we also ban "Han Solo."

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink
Captain Phasma activates her jetpack and rockets toward Rey, but a blind shot from Finn alters her trajectory, causing her to careen into the Porg's nest.

Que the stock belch sound effect.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Mecha Gojira posted:

Honestly, I bet they taste just like chicken.

They're clearly a cross between guinea pigs and puffins, so probably.

Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009


I’d be willing to bet a guy like Sio Bibble owns a couple of Porgs.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The New Republic fleet engines are powered entirely by dead Porgs.

Wild Horses
Oct 31, 2012

There's really no meaning in making beetles fight.

(what happened was the opposite i asked for)

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Wild Horses posted:

(what happened was the opposite i asked for)

I warned you.

Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009


Wild Horses
Oct 31, 2012

There's really no meaning in making beetles fight.
You would all be in gulags if i had my way, for the crime of undermining this board with "mickey mouse poo poo".

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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Wild Horses posted:

(what happened was the opposite i asked for)
We're just excited about Porgs. Also, all Star Wars are now Mickey Mouse poo poo.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



You’re not my boss.

PORGS

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Wild Horses posted:

(what happened was the opposite i asked for)

Anakin joined Palpatine to save Padme's life.

It rhymes...

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN
As part of her lessons, Luke shows Rey how the migrating porgs, caught up in their herd mentality, blindly toss themselves off of Achto’s many cliffs.

It is later revealed that this event was staged by an offscreen R2D2, wielding an electric prod.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I was just looking at some Black Friday ads that came in the mail, and lo and behold...

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Porgs Then
Porgs Now
Porgs Forever

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Wild Horses posted:

(what happened was the opposite i asked for)

Mods rename this poster Wild Porgs tia

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Mecha Gojira
Jun 23, 2006

Jack Nissan

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

As part of her lessons, Luke shows Rey how the migrating porgs, caught up in their herd mentality, blindly toss themselves off of Achto’s many cliffs.

It is later revealed that this event was staged by an offscreen R2D2, wielding an electric prod.

I love the Walt Disney corporation.

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