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cheese-cube posted:sorry shut the gently caress up everyone like the ringtones you'd wish be silent says someone who probably has borat "my wife" on loop while they look around hoping someone else will appreciate their counterfeit humor when the phone owner is turning 37 five days ago but no one in the office delivered even a half-eaten cupcake in the style of forgotten tribute
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ate all the Oreos posted:the guy who sits behind me at work not only leaves his phone on at max volume all the time (even when he's not around) but he's set his ringtone to a loving alert klaxon so every time it rings it sounds like the fire alarm is going off get a bucket that the phone fits in the bottom of, and cut the bottom out set the bucket on his desk, put the phone in it, and fill the bucket with ball bearings e: oh poo poo use a foam coffee cup instead of a bucket, so you can set that on top of the phone completely with the ball bearings resting right on the phone
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today, hang a sign on your office that says "BOX CUTTERS $20" next week, bring a can of spray foam and a one cubic foot cardboard box to the office
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Nov 20, 2017 16:44
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oh oh here's a good one ask your coworker nicely to pick a less obnoxious ringtone and to be considerate for the people they work with
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Nov 20, 2017 16:46
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take a picture of your genitals touching his phone and text it to him the next time he picks up his phone
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Nov 20, 2017 16:47
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Don't forget to leave a few curlies as well.
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Cocoa Crispies posted:oh oh here's a good one i actually did this like months ago and he said he would and then never did 
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Nov 20, 2017 16:49
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Cocoa Crispies posted:oh oh here's a good one most people would take the chance to act more like the decent person they think they are, if asked politely
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Nov 20, 2017 17:04
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Murder and consume them, while taking pictures of each step with their phone and text it to their families. Revel in the blood and your descent into ringtone psychosis.
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Nov 20, 2017 17:13
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Step 1:Cocoa Crispies posted:oh oh here's a good one Step 2 if step 1 doesn't work: Cocoa Crispies posted:take a picture of your genitals touching his phone and text it to him the next time he picks up his phone
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Nov 20, 2017 18:08
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Just wrote a group policy and built out a plan to migrate all of our server local admin access to be completely managed by group policy, with access only granted through a serveradmin_%servername% security group for service accounts and support staff. it will purge local admins every time policy runs and only assign the server name group dynamically. I have the security manager's buy-in, and I'll sell it to my team tomorrow with a POC demo. from there, I'll build out RBAC for all of the support staff's admin accounts, because right now it's all over the place and we need to be able to assign team-level access to every server a team supports. after that, implementing LAPS for servers as well.
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Nov 20, 2017 18:17
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCVdQ8xXBfk My actual ringtone
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Nov 20, 2017 18:26
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Wasabi the J posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCVdQ8xXBfk same but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOl2FOw_FYo
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devmd01 posted:Just wrote a group policy and built out a plan to migrate all of our server local admin access to be completely managed by group policy, with access only granted through a serveradmin_%servername% security group for service accounts and support staff. Noice.
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Nov 20, 2017 18:39
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Wasabi the J posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCVdQ8xXBfk Hahaha. God drat. I would piss so many people off with this.... 
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Nov 20, 2017 21:22
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6-step ChromeOS exploit worth $100,000: https://bugs.chromium.org/p/chromium/issues/detail?id=766253
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Nov 20, 2017 21:24
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set your ringtone to a recording of gsm buzz
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haveblue posted:set your ringtone to a recording of gsm buzz or the drunkenly speed changing nokia ringer from "Crank"
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Nov 20, 2017 21:44
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Dutch tech news is reporting that the police decrypted a metric crapton of PGP-encrypted e-mails. How? Well, the company selling this 'encrypted e-mail service' kept a copy of the private keys on the same server where the encrypted e-mails were hosted. All they needed was access to the machine.
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Nov 20, 2017 21:46
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Always check for a key under the mat when breaking in to a bank vault
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Nov 20, 2017 21:47
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Nov 20, 2017 21:57
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Wasabi the J posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCVdQ8xXBfk This is my back up alarm in case the first one does not wake me up in the morning and Mrs. MononcQc loving hates it
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Nov 20, 2017 22:32
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Soooo CSME... https://twitter.com/FiloSottile/status/932723792908050432
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Nov 20, 2017 22:35
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lol that under intel’s rating system it’s only “important” and not critical
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Nov 20, 2017 22:37
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hobbesmaster posted:lol that under intel’s rating system it’s only “important” and not critical It's only critical if it effects profits/stock price directly.
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Nov 20, 2017 22:39
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hahahaha fuuuuuuuuuck me and our 30 day remediation window
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Zil posted:It's only critical if it effects profits/stock price directly. remotely effects stock price quote:Critical
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quote:Intel has released a downloadable detection tool located at http://www.intel.com/sa-00086-support , which will analyze your system for the vulnerabilities identified in this security advisory. Okay what the gently caress is this. The Linux version appears to be a bunch of python files + a larger executable. The Windows version has 4 folders, one that contains a GUI tool that says my system is not vulnerable, and a log file that seems to have been created on an Intel company machine a couple days ago, that has log lines about DLL signing. One that contains documentation. One that contains a command line tool that tells me "your system might be vulnerable" and then throws an error about not having access to write poo poo to Windows Registry, and writes a log file in the same folder which says "Detection error: your system might be vulnerable" so I'm thinking that whole tool doesn't work. And the fourth folder contains a windows application package, what seems to be a powershell build script of sorts, and a cert file issued by "user" to "user". They were in a rush to get this tool released, I suppose?
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Nov 20, 2017 23:14
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yeah it's a shitshow so far
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fins posted:https://regmedia.co.uk/2017/11/16/whyiwalkedfrom3k.pdf This was a good read, has there been any more info released? Did the guy get sued? Never mind, looks like it made mainstream news: http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-42052473 quote:Wizard-security expert Prof Alan Woodward from Surrey University said DJI's actions were "outrageous". Phrosphor fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Nov 21, 2017 |
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MononcQc posted:This is my back up alarm in case the first one does not wake me up in the morning and Mrs. MononcQc loving hates it well yeah you get to associate something with the mailman having his key in the door while your chubby hubby is sleeping in you're gonna hate it
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Nov 20, 2017 23:23
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thanks for ignoring the trans day of remembrance to declare your dumbass cybering day i guess
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Nov 20, 2017 23:52
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hobbesmaster posted:lol that under intel’s rating system it’s only “important” and not critical theyre saving critical for when someone finds the network accessible vulnerabilities
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that's oregon governor kate brown, the former secretary of state who signed a letter written by comcast to tell the fcc that the comcast-time warner cable merger was good, actually, and not the governor who oversaw the worst obamacare aca rollout in the country, in which the state of oregon was sued by oracle
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Nov 21, 2017 00:14
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lmao https://twitter.com/UE/status/932293049027264517
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bicycle posted:metal gear solid codec ringtone and guard spotted you "!" for text tone on the guy behind me im hoping he dies soon that's actually cool and good, mate
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