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TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

chaoslord posted:

We will always have the 5-5 against United

fairly sure that wasnt pulis

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Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004
West Ham United supporters are being urged to stop calling 999 to complain after their team loses.

lmao the Moyes effect

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/810205138094854144

Hey look this guy was just some schlub and he didn't get all :qq: and lock his account lol

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


TelekineticBear! posted:

fairly sure that wasnt pulis

Eff me :doh:

That’s what I get for posting first thing in the morning.

I’m dumb etc

Cultural Marxist
Jun 29, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/epcontrolroom/status/932319286072430592

That being said, wasting the time of the 999 call handlers isn’t cool.

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May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

Cultural Marxist posted:

https://twitter.com/epcontrolroom/status/932319286072430592

That being said, wasting the time of the 999 call handlers isn’t cool.

Ray Winstone Danny dyer Russell brand and James Corden meet up after games to all cry together and call the police

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Cultural Marxist posted:

https://twitter.com/epcontrolroom/status/932319286072430592

That being said, wasting the time of the 999 call handlers isn’t cool.

They should hire more if 999 isnt enough

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
lol :^)

In sort ot EPL news here is the lowest quality hat trick yet recorded. more amazing still it was against citeh and joe Hart wasnt even playing
https://www.premierleague.com/news/513260

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM

Cultural Marxist posted:

https://twitter.com/epcontrolroom/status/932319286072430592

That being said, wasting the time of the 999 call handlers isn’t cool.

The dildo Brothers aren't gonna like being subtweeted

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Formal bid apparently made for Newcastle, I’m booming

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Breath Ray posted:

lol :^)

In sort ot EPL news here is the lowest quality hat trick yet recorded. more amazing still it was against citeh and joe Hart wasnt even playing
https://www.premierleague.com/news/513260

I'm not sure your link is what you meant to link.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
oh that was just a teaser. here's the REAL link

https://www.premierleague.com/search?term=kanchelskis

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Breath Ray posted:

oh that was just a teaser. here's the REAL link

https://www.premierleague.com/search?term=kanchelskis

Cantona's jammiest treble of assists in a match, but his goal was class.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWYcYTX50bc

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Shrapnig posted:

Cantona's jammiest treble of assists in a match, but his goal was class.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWYcYTX50bc

City so bad they scored 0 goals twice :eyepop:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Formal bid apparently made for Newcastle, I’m booming

its a lot less than he wants and

https://twitter.com/MsiDouglas/status/932870654944251904

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Big Mike Ash won't respond well to that and good on him.

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.
https://twitter.com/NUFCgallowgate/status/932937995405217794

I dunno if that clause is a very cool indication of things to come or massively dumb

(it's dumb)

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



No way Ashley will take that

I’m busting

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
He wants out but at too high a price and everyone knows it. Lowball first offer is the sane choice.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

tetsuo posted:

He wants out but at too high a price and everyone knows it. Lowball first offer is the sane choice.

Lowball take or leave it final offer is less sane.

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.

sassassin posted:

Lowball take or leave it final offer is less sane.

the chronicle is poo poo, Sky Sports think they'll put another offer in before the week is over if (when) that one is rejected.

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician

sassassin posted:

Lowball take or leave it final offer is less sane.
It wasn't.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

kcer posted:

the chronicle is poo poo, Sky Sports think they'll put another offer in before the week is over if (when) that one is rejected.

That's what Coutinho thought and now he's stuck in Liverpool till he dies.

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006
PCP would have to be involved to imagine Newcastle even qualifying for the Champions League.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
What if she throws in a Sports Direct mug?

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
Niasse has actually been charged with diving

https://twitter.com/BBCSport/status/933020896897519616

Everton are gonna contest it. Will be fun to see how this ends up.

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Aug 31, 2004


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Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Breath Ray posted:

lol :^)

In sort ot EPL news here is the lowest quality hat trick yet recorded. more amazing still it was against citeh and joe Hart wasnt even playing
https://www.premierleague.com/news/513260

"Star returns a mixed blessing for Lukaku owners."

:catstare:

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

pik_d posted:

Niasse has actually been charged with diving

https://twitter.com/BBCSport/status/933020896897519616

Everton are gonna contest it. Will be fun to see how this ends up.

lol of course some no-namer who was actually fouled gets brought up on diving charges because he maybe went down a bit easy

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

lol of course some no-namer who was actually fouled gets brought up on diving charges because he maybe went down a bit easy

Niasse isn't a no-namer and it wasn't a foul?

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

EvilHawk posted:

Niasse isn't a no-namer and it wasn't a foul?

He's hardly an 'international star' and it might not have been a foul but there was contact

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
It was definitely a foul. The FA are fuckin mental.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

c0burn posted:

It was definitely a foul. The FA are fuckin mental.

The gently caress it was. https://mobile.twitter.com/GMS678/status/932952417393631232

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.


Liverpool fan

Gerrard
Torres
Suarez

all biggest divers in the league when they were playing for them. Reminder the 3-3 in instanbul as barcelona-esque in their falling about for that last penalty

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Liverpool fan

Gerrard
Torres
Suarez

all biggest divers in the league when they were playing for them. Reminder the 3-3 in instanbul as barcelona-esque in their falling about for that last penalty

Arsenal fan

Eduardo

lol

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Byolante posted:

Arsenal fan

Eduardo

lol

Eduardo only played 41 game in 3 years lmao you insanely pathetic piece of poo poo. You probably still post stuff on the stoke fan forum about aaron ramsey slutilly looking at shawcross and how he was asking for his leg to be broken before firing up tor

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Liverpool fan

Gerrard
Torres
Suarez

all biggest divers in the league when they were playing for them. Reminder the 3-3 in instanbul as barcelona-esque in their falling about for that last penalty

:qq:

Such a weird hill for an Arsenal fan to be dying on. It wasn't a foul, Niassie was going down before the contact even happened. If we had video technology/diving review technology those three players probably would have gotten more bans and they would have deserved them.

Why is it always "what about x" with football fans. I don't want to see diving in football and this is a good way to try and minimise it.

Redundant
Sep 24, 2011

Even robots have feelings!
That's not a foul. There is more contact than the Richarlison example from a few months ago that the FA ignored though so all in all the system is kind of poo poo. Good stuff.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
imo after every match ban every player who got fouled because they all exaggerate contact

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Eduardo only played 41 game in 3 years lmao you insanely pathetic piece of poo poo. You probably still post stuff on the stoke fan forum about aaron ramsey slutilly looking at shawcross and how he was asking for his leg to be broken before firing up tor

Whoa the meltdown doctor is IN

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