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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
It's November, and we get one more weekend of matches, then it's international bullshit



RIP Craig Shakespeare and Ronald Koeman, you were both frauds

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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Don't have a Koe, man

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
This season is already poo poo.

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003
City vs Arsenal might be good for a laugh. Expecting City to win by 3+.

Chelsea vs Utd will be one of the worst games of the year, I think it's safe to say. The bus will be well and truly parked for 90 minutes.

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

PirateBob posted:

Chelsea vs Utd will be one of the worst games of the year, I think it's safe to say. The bus will be well and truly parked for 90 minutes.

I suspect neither team will bother leaving the team busses.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Congratulations Manchester City on winning the league with a goal difference of +100

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Title pretenders Manchester United are going to get loving thumped

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:

African AIDS cum posted:

Title pretenders Manchester United are going to get loving thumped

Chelsea look to be in shambles tho Tom

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
I think the stage is set for a more hilarious result than the 8-2 game vs united a few years ago.

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

Byolante posted:

I think the stage is set for a more hilarious result than the 8-2 game vs united a few years ago.

Oh god yes please.
If only to see that Arsenal fan tv guy turn into a blueberry and ascend into the heavens.

PST
Jul 5, 2012

If only Milliband had eaten a vegan sausage roll instead of a bacon sandwich, we wouldn't be in this mess.

ultrabindu posted:

Oh god yes please.
If only to see that Arsenal fan tv guy turn into a blueberry and ascend into the heavens.

While just babbling blud, blud, fam, blud, fam, blud, blud :suicide:

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Alberto Moreno has made the Spain squad and nothing makes sense in the world anymore.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

tarbrush posted:

Alberto Moreno has made the Spain squad and nothing makes sense in the world anymore.

actually it makes perfect sense because spain is dead and la liga is toast

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

tarbrush posted:

Alberto Moreno has made the Spain squad and nothing makes sense in the world anymore.

He has improved a lot this season, so I think it’s deserved.

This isn’t his first call-up, from what I remember.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Brony Car posted:

He has improved a lot this season, so I think it’s deserved.

This isn’t his first call-up, from what I remember.

He already has 3 caps

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003
The £90m Heskey didn't score during all of October :eng99:

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

PirateBob posted:

The £90m Heskey didn't score during all of October :eng99:

£9 Heskey which I believe is your mother's nickname down to her striking similarity to Ivanhoe and the price she charges scored loads

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

PirateBob posted:

The £90m Heskey didn't score during all of October :eng99:

but heskey was actually good, OP

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

fat gay nonce posted:

£9 Heskey which I believe is your mother's nickname down to her striking similarity to Ivanhoe and the price she charges scored loads

:golfclap:

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003

fat gay nonce posted:

£9 Heskey which I believe is your mother's nickname down to her striking similarity to Ivanhoe and the price she charges scored loads

:rolleyes:

qsvui
Aug 23, 2003
some crazy thing

fat gay nonce posted:

£9 Heskey which I believe is your mother's nickname down to her striking similarity to Ivanhoe and the price she charges scored loads

what the hell does this mean

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

qsvui posted:

what the hell does this mean

It means PirateBob's mam is a filthy whore.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol bobby madley going off injured after 20 minutes

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
what a game. they should knight crouchy, or at least make him defence secretary

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
I think David Luiz slept with Conte’s wife.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

RideTheSpiral posted:

I think David Luiz slept with Conte’s wife.

Conte is jealous of his real and bountiful hair.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

African AIDS cum posted:

Title pretenders Manchester United are going to get loving thumped

Never in doubt. Season over for the red mancs.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


African AIDS cum posted:

Never in doubt. Season over for the red mancs.

Haven't the home counties been through enough?

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004
Former Stoke player Dionatan Teixeira has died of a heart attack at 25. RIP Jonny Tex, you were a weird signing and you played about 20 minutes of football but I still liked you ironically.

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003

Shrapnig posted:

It means PirateBob's mam is a filthy whore.

mods

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Meat Wagon posted:

Former Stoke player Dionatan Teixeira has died of a heart attack at 25. RIP Jonny Tex, you were a weird signing and you played about 20 minutes of football but I still liked you ironically.

I remember him coming in and thinking he was an exciting prospect, then he never played and left. RIP man I never saw kick a ball but had hopes I would.

PST
Jul 5, 2012

If only Milliband had eaten a vegan sausage roll instead of a bacon sandwich, we wouldn't be in this mess.
Has anyone trademarked Fraudinho yet, i'm guessing yes but i'm asserting a strong challenge for its resurgence.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
https://www.theguardian.com/news/2017/nov/05/arsenal-everton-stakeholders-close-ties-leaked-files-alisher-usmanov-farhad-moshiri

Seems like Everton never actually had an owner after all.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
The rats are leaving the sinking ship.

The Makelele role is now vacant.

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

Arsenal fans begging Jabba Usmanov to oust Kronke just keeps getting funnier.


Seems like the Dildo Brothers finally got tired of Bilic

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/nov/06/slaven-bilic-sacked-west-ham-david-moyes-manager

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
:bisonyes:

https://twitter.com/JBurtTelegraph/status/927313336403972096

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
When will they learn that you don't have to win to be a winner?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Mirallas and Schneiderlin were dropped for the Watford match because Duncan Ferguson said they should just go inside if they weren't going to take training seriously so they did lol

edit: lol

https://twitter.com/sdouglas80/status/927516258555265025

Jose fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Nov 6, 2017

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Jfc West Ham are a shitshow. Who appoints moyes for energy?

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Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
He has the manic, desperate energy of the mentally unhinged these days

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