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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Evil Mastermind posted:

If Wilbur doesn't happen to walk in on Pedro and Fabiana discussing how they're scamming the hell out of him, then I don't know Mary Worth.
Also I'm assuming that they're not cousins. Then again, this isn't Inspector Danger, so maybe that part's true.

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Angular Cyrus
May 29, 2007

everything is so much harder than it looks
Pop Team Epic


Squirrel Nuts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYwCAaerxDA

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

What!? Is Poptepepic over? :(

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?

Angular Cyrus posted:

Pop Team Epic


Nooo...!

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!
It had an anime adaptation due out in October but it got delayed until January(?)

FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
The Lockhorns


Brewster Rockit Space Guy


On The Fastrack


Safe Havens


Kevin & Kell


Mother Goose & Grimm


Hagar The Horrible


Old New Yorker Cartoon

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

Angular Cyrus posted:

Squirrel Nuts


I've never related to a comic as much as I do Squirrel Wage Slave.

Angular Cyrus
May 29, 2007

everything is so much harder than it looks

Green Intern posted:

What!? Is Poptepepic over? :(


But no, it's not over, the third season is going on right now. This is apparently just how bkub likes to end every season:

Poptepipic is bkub's most successful comic by far, I'm sure he'll be milking it for as long as possible.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Flash Gordon


2004 Spiderman









The Amazing Florida Man

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
When does Peter go Dr Connors you are stupid and an idiot if you think we'll let you do science more complicated than what you can do with a dollar store chemistry set for kids you horrible man who randomly turns into a near unstoppable genocidal lizard beast

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!
Who would hire him after that? No university wants a professor with that kind of record attached to them.

treasureplane
Jul 12, 2008

throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.
King Aroo (June 11, 1952)


Wash Tubbs (March 28, 1930)


Gasoline Alley (April 24, 1924)


Lil' Abner (December 24, 1937)

treasureplane
Jul 12, 2008

throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.
Barney Google (April 27, 1923)


Alley Oop (July 27, 1934)


Oaky Doaks (July 23, 1935)


Dickie Dare (September 5, 1933)

treasureplane
Jul 12, 2008

throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.
Bringing Up Father (January 5, 1940)


Krazy Kat (January 4, 1936)


Polly and Her Pals (January 5, 1937)

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.

Command Ant posted:

Who would hire him after that? No university wants a professor with that kind of record attached to them.

Bruce Banner still finds work?

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
BC


Phoebe


Baldo


Wiz of Id


Big Nate


Wallace the Brave


Curtis


Baby Blues

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

Simian_Prime posted:

Bruce Banner still finds work?

At this point if Banner turns into the Hulk it is either entirely your fault for being a colossal gently caress up that summoned the Hulk or you WANT him to be the Hulk to protect you from whatever atrocity angered him into hulking out. Barring that, just leave the Hulk alone and he won't bother you

Connors turns into the lizard and goes apeshit talking about how he will kill all the pink bags of hairy flesh or turn them into lizard beasts too and how nOW IT IS TIME FOR THE REPTILESSSSS TO RULE as he tries to dump jars of his urine into water supplies

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007





Does Ripley's not realize that using an x-ray to find shoe size used to be quite common before we fully understood the danger?


EasyEW posted:

Do those irony quotes mean he doesn't believe in flies? Or does he just think they're a deep state conspiracy against maggots?

I think we now understand the answer to all these kinds of Gilchrist questions is "heavy drinking."


EasyEW posted:

Sally Forth (suggested soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f59auPMBBkk)



Listened to that song. And then Youtube started playing Funkytown. And coming up next is Play that Funky Music.

Looks like I might be here a while...

Fake Edit: OMG Video Killed the Radio Star




Really, Bern. You went to the dorm director like, "Oh no there's a fatty at our school we must do something!!!!" and they said anything other than, "Get the gently caress out of my office"?

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set is next to godliness.


Working Daze recaps poo poo you don't care about.


Super-Fun-Pak Comix is hard boiled.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Vargo posted:

Baby Blues

The bleach is a grim touch.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Is that a reference to something? Did something happen 59 years ago? Or is the joke just "this turkey has lived an absurdly long time"?

Vargo posted:

Baby Blues
So why are you making brownies? How is that helpful at all?

Julet Esqu posted:

Does Ripley's not realize that using an x-ray to find shoe size used to be quite common before we fully understood the danger?
How were x-rays supposed to help? Doesn't an ordinary ruler do just as good a job?

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Tiggum's avatar made me wonder if Bleeker's doing anything new these days.



Apparently not.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Tiggum posted:

How were x-rays supposed to help? Doesn't an ordinary ruler do just as good a job?

It was mostly just a gimmick capitalizing on new technology, but the idea was to x-ray the foot in the shoe and you can see if your toes have enough room or if the bones are cramped. The x-ray actually happened in real time, too, rather than spitting out a film. So you could look through the little view finder and wiggle your toes and watch your foot bones move.

Completely unshielded, of course, so pretty rad that this was primarily used on children and operated by salesmen who got blasted many times a day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbMN6jueU1A

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Tiggum posted:

Is that a reference to something? Did something happen 59 years ago? Or is the joke just "this turkey has lived an absurdly long time"?

B.C. the comic strip is 59 years old, so the turkey has been dodging caveman hunters for 59 years.

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


Darthemed posted:

The bleach is a grim touch.

Am I missing something cause that's just a gallon of milk

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

someone awful. posted:

Am I missing something cause that's just a gallon of milk

He's making a joke

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


So I'm missing the fact I'm dumb, ok :downs:

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Tracksuit





Mother From Another Country

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse


Viivi & Wagner

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Tina's Groove Classic (April 17, 2006)



Arlo and Janis Classic (April 17, 1996)



Garfield Classic (April 17, 1986)

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Nancy



Dustin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs

Mandrake

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Sally Forth



Skippy (September 24, 1930)



Peanuts (November 24, 1970)



Funky Winkerbean



Crankshaft



Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (December 26-27, 1930)





Thimble Theater (June 12, 1931)

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008


Puck is my favorite catte reporter. :3:

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Kennel posted:

Mandrake


If any of these criminals have met Mandrake before, they'd know that all he does is illusions. Marty would pull the trigger anyway.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

someone awful. posted:

Am I missing something cause that's just a gallon of milk
Pfft, like milk would make its label fade to white between panels.

Dr. Video Games 0081
Jan 19, 2005

EasyEW posted:


Funky Winkerbean





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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Hey, consumers should just know the risk when they are shopping for shoes using X-rays, and if they don't, it's their own fault. Freedom!
What? Yes, you go knock on her door, you idiot. When she answers, tell her you have a card from the kids at work. That's how you do that. You don't need a meeting of the Shaming Committee to handle this.

Strontium posted:

Take It From the Tinkersons

I am enjoying the Tinkersons. There I said it.

F Minus



Well the saying is about people in glass houses, not mice.

Mark Trail



Between him with his spray-tan eyes and mullet, and her with her fivehead and incredibly productive tear ducts, these two were made for each other.

Mary Worth



Wilbur's looking like he can do some damage there.

The Phantom



The Famous Savior Z

Pooch Cafe



Rex Morgan MD



I would rather watch the Morgans have millions given to them for nothing while Sarah becomes the toast of the art world than watch one more day of Buck and his family talk to each other.

Apartment 3-G

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Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
You can keep a secret right my dumb, untrustworthy child? Can you promise me you won't gently caress this up you big mouthed goblin?

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