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Sandwich Anarchist posted:I see you bloody poo poo and raise you.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 14:48 |
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# ? May 16, 2024 18:55 |
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:I see you bloody poo poo and raise you. 💉💉💦💦💦💦😛😛
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 14:55 |
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in the heat of the moment i once tongue-jollied my ex gf's butthole after i'd already jollied it with my cummies and weiner and soon realised i was getting a really interesting myriad of blood, cummies and bum juice in my mouth
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 14:59 |
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Happy birthday cash crab! Thanks for suffering for our entertainment.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 15:00 |
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Just so you know I hate literally everyone who posted in these last few pages, including myself (but not our blessed raccoon mother)
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 15:03 |
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Sludge Tank posted:in the heat of the moment i once tongue-jollied my ex gf's butthole after i'd already jollied it with my cummies and weiner and soon realised i was getting a really interesting myriad of blood, cummies and bum juice in my mouth So you felched yourself?
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 15:04 |
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Sludge Tank posted:in the heat of the moment i once tongue-jollied my ex gf's butthole after i'd already jollied it with my cummies and weiner and soon realised i was getting a really interesting myriad of blood, cummies and bum juice in my mouth username / post combo of the year
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 15:06 |
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I never thought of if that way, but yes. I guess so.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 15:06 |
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Picnic Princess posted:Happy birthday cash crab! Thanks for suffering for our entertainment. I actually tried to get him to biggerboat for not giving us self sucking pics, and felt bad when he told me he was at his bday party. I figure flooding the thread with blood, cum, and poo poo will make up for it.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 15:07 |
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Suddenly, eating my boogers into my early teen years doesn't seem so bad anymore. Thanks goons!
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 15:07 |
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Sludge Tank posted:in the heat of the moment i once tongue-jollied my ex gf's butthole after i'd already jollied it with my cummies and weiner and soon realised i was getting a really interesting myriad of blood, cummies and bum juice in my mouth 😛🍑👸: 💦💦💦😝; 💉💉💉😜; 💩😳; 💩💩💩😨; 💩💩💉💉💦💦💉💉💩💩😱🤢😵. 💀☠⚰. 🔥🔥🔥⚱ ... 🚽
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 15:14 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:Shove a bike pump in. Sideways. Walla! It's 'voila'. With the 'v' sound vwah-la. Please don't ever actually say 'walla' IRL. I do this because I care.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 15:23 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:It's 'voila'. With the 'v' sound We all make mistakes on the spurt of the moment.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 15:34 |
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I like how you're perfectly fine with shoving a bike pump sideways up your anus though.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 15:34 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:It's 'voila'. With the 'v' sound Itso facto, "vwalla" is the correct pronounciation.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 15:40 |
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EDIT ^^^ Yeah, that was my point. Vwalla, vwah-la, those are the same. Just put the V in there.Jerry Cotton posted:I like how you're perfectly fine with shoving a bike pump sideways up your anus though. One thing is personal preference, the other is an affront to language.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 15:40 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:One thing is personal preference, the other is an affront to language. For all intensive porpoises, language is a personal preference.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 15:42 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:It's 'voila'. With the 'v' sound 'Wallah' means 'I swear to God' in Arabic, maybe they meant that?
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 15:44 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:😛🍑👸: These loss.jpg edits just get more and more subtle.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 15:44 |
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One day I’ll learn to stop checking this thread while I’m eating.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 16:28 |
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Super Grocery Kart posted:One day I’ll learn to stop checking this thread while I’m eating. I must say, the last page pairs quite nicely with fruit on the bottom yogurt.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 16:47 |
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Randaconda posted:what GE Cafe was a grossly obese goon who once posted the following NMS anecdote: "ge cafe aka Home4Kwanzakkah posted: I decided it'd be fun to gently caress myself earlier this evening/morning. So I greased up Mr Sunshine and went to work. I had fun for 10 minutes and came. Then I was feeling the need to shower, so I did. This is where things get graphic. Stop here if you don't want to cry. Shortly after I started my shower, I felt a bit of matter coming out. Not terribly unusual, I just got done pounding my rear end. It landed on the floor of the shower. A few moments later I notice it's moving... strangely as it slowly gets washed towards the drain. Last chance to stop. It's horriffic. I nudge it with my toe and, to my horror, realize it's one piece. As in, a connected piece, as if it were... tissue. I think it's a bit of the outer layer of the colon. I feel like I'm going to pass out. I just crapped a piece of my rear end out of my rear end. I get it down the drain as quickly as possible and then sit down in the tub, I felt like I was having a panic attack. I'd had plenty of rear end sex before and not noticed this. Maybe this happened and I simply didn't notice it, or maybe the rear end "sheds" like this on its own occasionally, and no one really notices it (or admits they did). My rear end didn't hurt at all, but it does now, kind of, probably because I haven't stopped thinking about this horror for the last 90 minutes. So the moral of the story is I really don't want to do this again. It makes me sad because I enjoy anal sex. Maybe others have heartier colons that I. But for god's sake, use condoms. If anything with a pulse goes in there, make sure it's sheathed."
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 16:48 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:GE Cafe was a grossly obese goon who once posted the following NMS anecdote:
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 17:05 |
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I went through a phase where I was eating sunflower seeds and peanuts in the shell whole, because I figured the shells would be a good source of fiber. Between the bulk from the peanut shells and the shards of the sunflower seed shells, I created three anal fissures that reopened randomly when I would poo poo for the next 6-8 years. I got to the point where I stopped feeling the tearing altogether when it would happen, and only realized I’d torn again when I wiped. I finally healed properly when my gastroenterologist prescribed a nitroglycerin ointment. I haven’t torn in two and a half years.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 17:09 |
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The Sexual Shiite posted:I went through a phase where I was eating sunflower seeds and peanuts in the shell whole, because I figured the shells would be a good source of fiber. Between the bulk from the peanut shells and the shards of the sunflower seed shells, I created three anal fissures that reopened randomly when I would poo poo for the next 6-8 years. I got to the point where I stopped feeling the tearing altogether when it would happen, and only realized I’d torn again when I wiped. I've heard of explosive diarrhoea, but this is ridiculous!
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 17:22 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:So you felched yourself? I believe the preferred nomenclature is a santorum. eg: As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended rear end in a top hat like melted mocha frappuccino.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 17:23 |
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ro5s posted:I've heard of explosive diarrhoea, but this is ridiculous! Someone post that old timey story about the doctor digging literal pounds of raw wheat out of a man's rear end with a teaspoon.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 17:28 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Someone post that old timey story about the doctor digging literal pounds of raw wheat out of a man's rear end with a teaspoon. Counter argument: Don't do that.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 17:33 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Someone post that old timey story about the doctor digging literal pounds of raw wheat out of a man's rear end with a teaspoon. https://books.google.com/books?id=f...0rectum&f=false
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 17:33 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Someone post that old timey story about the doctor digging literal pounds of raw wheat out of a man's rear end with a teaspoon. My friend once matter-of-factly told me about something he read, idk what or where, about a couple who would take themselves out to a nice park with a picnic setup and eat each others' smegma with a small, long-handled silver spoon. It still haunts me.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 17:39 |
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Brawnfire posted:My friend once matter-of-factly told me about something he read, idk what or where, about a couple who would take themselves out to a nice park with a picnic setup and eat each others' smegma with a small, long-handled silver spoon. It still haunts me.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 17:59 |
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Brawnfire posted:My friend once matter-of-factly told me about something he read, idk what or where, about a couple who would take themselves out to a nice park with a picnic setup and eat each others' smegma with a small, long-handled silver spoon. It still haunts me. Did they look down on other people that just licked the smegma straight out of their lover's crevasses like filthy uncultured animals?
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 18:07 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Did they look down on other people that just licked the smegma straight out of their lover's crevasses like filthy uncultured animals? *scoff* Wasteful swine; you must follow the contours and creases to get the most.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 18:15 |
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Happy birthday Cash Crab! Also, what the poo poo. I knew the AUG could be pretty nasty, as I have been lurking for several years now, but I think we've reached a new low right here. I don't know if I love you or hate you right now...
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 18:26 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:It's 'voila'. With the 'v' sound Jerry Cotton posted:e: Oh sorry not the lifehack thread We garbage people celebrate YOU, Cash Crab!
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 18:54 |
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GE Cafe (on left, with Ron Jeremy on the right)
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 19:02 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:GE Cafe (on left, with Ron Jeremy on the right) And people give the Trump kids grief for having no idea how to smile.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 19:05 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:GE Cafe (on left, with Ron Jeremy on the right) drat, Ron Jeremy looks uncomfortable
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 19:05 |
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Iron Crowned posted:drat, Ron Jeremy looks uncomfortable That's not the bit that goes in that's his head.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 19:06 |
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cash crab posted:show me a gross thing OR, or, PM me a nice thing Cleaning a large man Japanese lady vomit porn for both obviously
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