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BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

GE Cafe (on left, with Ron Jeremy on the right)


Throw in Romeo Rose or Two Worlds and do that "gently caress, kill or marry" quiz.

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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Jerry Cotton posted:

And people give the Trump kids grief for having no idea how to smile.

Those cheeks don't give him enough room to smile.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



Don't hork your food, kids

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
GE Cafe and Romeo Rose in a buddy comedy traveling across the country looking for love. I'd watch it. I mean, not in a movie theater, with other people judging me silently on my horrible taste, but shamefully queued up on Netflix while heavily drunk then perhaps.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I am awake now. Thank you all for the birthday wishes and gross poo poo you posted here.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

cash crab posted:

I am awake now. Thank you all for the birthday wishes and gross poo poo you posted here.

You're welcome. Did you have a nice birthday?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

What did 'GE Cafe' even stand for? GoldenEye Cafe? General Electric Cafe?

Gross Entity Cafe?

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Gigantic Enigma

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


So close...

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Panfilo posted:

GE Cafe and Romeo Rose in a buddy comedy traveling across the country looking for love. I'd watch it. I mean, not in a movie theater, with other people judging me silently on my horrible taste, but shamefully queued up on Netflix while heavily drunk then perhaps.

WHy would they silently judge you if they're also in the theater to watch the same horror show?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

You're welcome. Did you have a nice birthday?

I woke up on my foldout couch wearing all my clothes

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Iron Crowned posted:

WHy would they silently judge you if they're also in the theater to watch the same horror show?

Because they are easily confused olds that got lost on the way back from the bathroom?

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

cash crab posted:

I woke up on my foldout couch wearing all my clothes

Couldn't have been that great then. The best is when you wake up wearing someone else's clothes.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Iron Crowned posted:

WHy would they silently judge you if they're also in the theater to watch the same horror show?

It's like going into a porno theater. Everyone is there for the same reason, yet nobody can respect anyone else for that reason.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Panfilo posted:

It's like going into a porno theater. Everyone is there for the same reason, yet nobody can respect anyone else for that reason.

IDGAF, I just stroll in and out of porno theaters like I was buying groceries.

Weldon Pemberton
May 19, 2012


How is she so good at spontaneously vomiting? Back when I was bulimic I used to have to repeatedly shove a long-handled spoon down my throat for ten minutes before anything would come out. A little part of me is still jealous.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Weldon Pemberton posted:

How is she so good at spontaneously vomiting? Back when I was bulimic I used to have to repeatedly shove a long-handled spoon down my throat for ten minutes before anything would come out. A little part of me is still jealous.

I've heard this stereotype about Japanese culture that has a person strive to be the absolute best at something, no matter how mundane. So whether it's crafting the finest hanzo steel or projectile vomiting on command, they are going to strive for number one.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Fecund Clown would be a good forum handle

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Iron Crowned posted:

IDGAF, I just stroll in and out of porno theaters like I was buying groceries.

Lol if you're not ashamed at the grocery too.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Question Mark Mound posted:

Happy birthday cash crab! Take your pick between...
Japanese lady vomit porn

:nws: :nms: for both obviously

Thank god they didn't eat the...nonononononononononoNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

This picture has so much to offer: the weird clown sign, the name with mismatched type, the guy pissing on the stoop, the cops going by without a care in the world...it's great.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Guys guys I found the perfect desk from which to post AUG from

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Scathach posted:

Guys guys I found the perfect desk from which to post AUG from



Pretty sure they're using that word wrong :cumpolice:

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

GE Cafe (on left, with Ron Jeremy on the right)


The story wasn't really that gross until it had a face to it :barf:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That’s the amazing sloughing rear end in a top hat dude and the guy who can pound your rear end in a top hat until it sloughs off.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Wait.....there are still porno theaters?

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Ok super friggin gross. I'm sheltered and seeing a lady puke in a guys mouth just broke my brain. YUCK

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Spinster posted:

Ok super friggin gross. I'm sheltered and seeing a lady puke in a guys mouth just broke my brain. YUCK

Now do the bonus round: 2 girls 1 cup.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

Spinster posted:

Ok super friggin gross. I'm sheltered and seeing a lady puke in a guys mouth just broke my brain. YUCK

That's so cute :allears:

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
NSFW obviously


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xRm7OKH844

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

GE Cafe (on left, with Ron Jeremy on the right)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c6jr1hoYZQ

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

cash crab posted:

I'm thinking things that require high volumes of dexterity, like making a sandwich or writing a letter

You're thinking of me.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Pick posted:

You're thinking of me.



Did you have some kind of horrible accident and need half a cadaver foot attached or something?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Pick posted:

You're thinking of me.



Good lord that’s a hideous carpet.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Panfilo posted:

Now do the bonus round: 2 girls 1 cup.

How quaint. Try some SWAP.avi then get back to me.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

LingcodKilla posted:

Good lord that’s a hideous carpet.

It's a rug and those are really nice and cozy up a place, don't judge.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Scathach posted:

Guys guys I found the perfect desk from which to post AUG from


"Cum" is latin for "with." And it is a table with a chair, so maybe, uh...maybe.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Panfilo posted:

Now do the bonus round: 2 girls 1 cup.

I've seen it. The vomiting was grosser imo. :shrug:

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

LingcodKilla posted:

Good lord that’s a hideous carpet.

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