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Basticle: Sep 12, 2011

Dead or Alive Xtreme Venus Vacation

Basticle has a new favorite as of 05:33 on Nov 19, 2017

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CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

Dead Or Alive Space

# ? Nov 19, 2017 01:06

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

In space, no one can hear your jiggle physics.

# ? Nov 19, 2017 01:32

AKA Pseudonym: May 16, 2004; A dashing and sophisticated young man; Doctor Rope

Doc Hawkins posted:

They say that hippos are the deadliest animal in Africa. But they also say that the deadliest animal is man.

GENTLEMEN!

BEHOLD!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytCvC0-7pEc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuhHjdyDUhU

# ? Nov 19, 2017 02:21

Three-Phase: Aug 5, 2006; by zen death robot

Doc Hawkins posted:

They say that hippos are the deadliest animal in Africa. But they also say that the deadliest animal is man.

GENTLEMEN!

BEHOLD!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytCvC0-7pEc

They need to edit this with the cartoon �tingalingy� xylophone sound when they are moving.

# ? Nov 19, 2017 02:54

wyoming: Jun 7, 2010; Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

Doc Hawkins posted:

They say that hippos are the deadliest animal in Africa. But they also say that the deadliest animal is man.

GENTLEMEN!

BEHOLD!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytCvC0-7pEc

Notch fuckin' up the legs on pigs in a similar fashion is how Minecraft's Creepers came about.

# ? Nov 19, 2017 05:32

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

Powaqoatse posted:

those hippos seem quite pedestrian imo

Oh, well done. :golfclap:

# ? Nov 19, 2017 05:50

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Guess the game

code:

- Fixed infinite cuckolding, your cuckolding victim will now only slightly hate you and not infinitely hate you

# ? Nov 19, 2017 06:03

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

i wish more games than dwarf fortress had so detailed changelogs

# ? Nov 19, 2017 06:26

RagnarokAngel: Oct 5, 2006; Black Magic Extraordinaire

Powaqoatse posted:

i wish more games than dwarf fortress had so detailed changelogs

That isn't Dwarf Fortress. Guess the other game with really stupid changelogs.

# ? Nov 19, 2017 06:35

Montalvo: Sep 3, 2007; Fun Shoe

Crusader Kings 2?

# ? Nov 19, 2017 06:41

theshim: May 1, 2012; You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

https://twitter.com/TheStrangeLog/status/917422455366586370

# ? Nov 19, 2017 07:31

Tuxedo Ted: Apr 24, 2007

theshim posted:

https://twitter.com/TheStrangeLog/status/917422455366586370

This bug is still present.

Edit: oh wait, this is probably for some game.

# ? Nov 19, 2017 07:46

Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

That Twitter is hilarious.

https://twitter.com/TheStrangeLog/status/875055335748366337
https://twitter.com/TheStrangeLog/status/856924725284569088
https://twitter.com/TheStrangeLog/status/855105738154311680

# ? Nov 19, 2017 08:29

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

RagnarokAngel posted:

That isn't Dwarf Fortress. Guess the other game with really stupid changelogs.

Ss13? What's the rest of that explanation?

# ? Nov 19, 2017 08:35

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

ultrabindu posted:

https://i.imgur.com/PXCDtsG.mp4

Taking wining, dining and sixty-nining to a WHOLE new level.

# ? Nov 19, 2017 09:27

Scherloch: Oct 28, 2010; Yeah!

ilmucche posted:

Ss13? What's the rest of that explanation?

Crusader Kings 2. If you boned a dudes wife (or a dudettes husband) and got busted, they'd get a negative opinion modifier towards you. There was a bug that caused the modifier to be added every day, stacking into infinity, and also extending the time it would take for it to wear off by a day. So essentially, they wake up, remember that you boned their significant other, and hate you a little bit more, every day until the heat death of the universe. Or their death, whichever comes first.

# ? Nov 19, 2017 10:23

Mikl: Nov 8, 2009; Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Scherloch posted:

Crusader Kings 2. If you boned a dudes wife (or a dudettes husband) and got busted, they'd get a negative opinion modifier towards you. There was a bug that caused the modifier to be added every day, stacking into infinity, and also extending the time it would take for it to wear off by a day. So essentially, they wake up, remember that you boned their significant other, and hate you a little bit more, every day until the heat death of the universe. Or their death, whichever comes first.

Sounds quite realistic if you ask me.

# ? Nov 19, 2017 10:42

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Reminds me of Dragonball.

Home for Infinite Cuckolds.

# ? Nov 19, 2017 15:08

Kaiser Mazoku: Mar 24, 2011; Didn't you see it!? Couldn't you see my "spirit"!?

Lobok posted:

Reminds me of Dragonball.

Home for Infinite Cuckolds.

Someone finally made a game about the alt-right?

# ? Nov 19, 2017 20:21

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

Solice Kirsk posted:

Is...is that the new Assassins Creed? Looks like they went full Witcher on it. Any good?

Seems pretty good, yeah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rjYXEYpuDo

# ? Nov 20, 2017 00:24

Leave: Feb 7, 2012; Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Scherloch posted:

Crusader Kings 2. If you boned a dudes wife (or a dudettes husband) and got busted, they'd get a negative opinion modifier towards you. There was a bug that caused the modifier to be added every day, stacking into infinity, and also extending the time it would take for it to wear off by a day. So essentially, they wake up, remember that you boned their significant other, and hate you a little bit more, every day until the heat death of the universe. Or their death, whichever comes first.

Wouldn't that overflow eventually?

# ? Nov 20, 2017 01:33

Slime: Jan 3, 2007

Leavemywife posted:

Wouldn't that overflow eventually?

That's when they ask you to let them watch, because they suddenly really really like you.

also overflows only happen if you don't account for them, it doesn't take much to add in a check or just cap the variable at a value much lower than the actual maximum of the data type you're using

# ? Nov 20, 2017 01:36

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Montalvo posted:

Crusader Kings 2?

Yeah lots of funny fixes in this CK2 patch

quote:

-Told the AI that if it is the attacker in a war, it *might* be a good idea to actually go attack the defender even if you're targeting their whole realm rather than a specific title within it, and it is a bit of a long walk
- The AI has learned how to spell, and no longer look for "soceities" missions when they're actually called "societies" missions. With this newfound ability to spell, the AI is better at identifying mission targets
- The AI no longer thinks that just because a province is *someone*'s capital, it's a good target; it is now more discerning and only cares if it is the capital of an enemy
- The AI now no longer thinks that enemy armies adjacent to other enemy armies are just on vacation, and won't help out if it were to attack
- Taught the AI a few things about how supply works, and why a doomstack isn't always the best way to deal with it while travelling to its destination. The AI is hard of hearing, so it only partially understood this lesson, but partial understanding beats no understanding, right?
- Taught the Pope Geography 101, with an emphasis on what "distance from Catholicism" and "size of kingdom" means in the context of Crusades, and why this means that invading India when Egypt is right there might be a bad idea
- Betrothed men no longer go "nah, can't fulfill this betrothal" after sending a marriage offer which you accidentally reject. They will also no longer decide to not bother to resend the offer while mumbling "let's see how *they* like being ignored"
- Told just-spawned raiding adventurers "hey, your fleet is right over there" so that they wouldn't disband instantly when spawning on an island with no good raid targets, due to thinking that getting across the sea is simply impossible
- The AI has finally come to the realization that it is allowed to invite its own vassals and courtiers to plots, not just the vassals and courtiers of the target

# ? Nov 20, 2017 02:08

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

Zero One posted:

quote:
- The AI has finally come to the realization that it is allowed to invite its own vassals and courtiers to plots, not just the vassals and courtiers of the target

Do you want Roger a Muirebes? Because that's how you get Roger a Muirebes.

# ? Nov 20, 2017 02:30

Queen_Combat: Jan 15, 2011

Yours sincerely,
Roger A Muirebes

# ? Nov 20, 2017 02:43

theshim: May 1, 2012; You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

Yours sincerely,
Roger A Muirebes

Expose him immediately!!

# ? Nov 21, 2017 00:37

Eox: Jun 20, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

theshim posted:

Expose him immediately!!

king or not, you can't really just ask a guy to expose himself like that

# ? Nov 21, 2017 01:04

Roro: Oct 9, 2012; HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Eox posted:

king or not, you can't really just ask a guy to expose himself like that

Many men won't even wait for a request before exposing themselves.

# ? Nov 21, 2017 01:38

Decayer: Jul 25, 2007; Purveyor of fine tarts

Roro posted:

Many men won't even wait for a request before exposing themselves.

#cktoo

# ? Nov 21, 2017 03:32

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

Fix your game, Jake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G12VbClP67I&t=2286s

It keeps happening until 39:40 or thereabouts.

# ? Nov 21, 2017 20:15

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

The classic glitch, like you've never seen it before...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVEnrJeHtOs&t=50s

# ? Nov 22, 2017 05:26

TheMaestroso: Nov 4, 2014; I must know your secrets.

Doc Hawkins posted:

The classic glitch, like you've never seen it before...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVEnrJeHtOs&t=50s

# ? Nov 22, 2017 17:47

theshim: May 1, 2012; You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

Doc Hawkins posted:

The classic glitch, like you've never seen it before...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVEnrJeHtOs&t=50s

Holy loving poo poo :perfect:

# ? Nov 22, 2017 18:50

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

https://i.imgur.com/V2K4dpd.mp4

# ? Nov 25, 2017 10:39

Rollersnake: May 9, 2005; Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.; Unlockable Ben

I didn't know Dudleyville had a NFL team.

Rollersnake has a new favorite as of 11:07 on Nov 25, 2017

# ? Nov 25, 2017 11:01

Hackers film 1995: Nov 4, 2009; Hack the planet!

i remember the n64 version of madden would have an ambulance ride out onto the field (wtf) when someone got injured. if you timed it right, you could make a player dive under the ambulance when it got close.

# ? Nov 25, 2017 17:31

Queen_Combat: Jan 15, 2011

Usually we use electric carts but I can confirm driving the ambulance onto a football field multiple times

# ? Nov 25, 2017 17:43

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

i remember the n64 version of madden would have an ambulance ride out onto the field (wtf) when someone got injured. if you timed it right, you could make a player dive under the ambulance when it got close.

I think that was Blitz

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The Croc: Dec 19, 2004; A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!

The ambulance was a throwback to the mega drive/genesis madden games I remember it in madden 92 which i played to death!1!!

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