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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

MikeCrotch posted:

why does Teodor wear those big landschnekt trousers, what's the deal with that

They're good pants, Mike

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Atmus
Mar 8, 2002

MikeCrotch posted:

why does Teodor wear those big landschnekt trousers, what's the deal with that

Because when he doesn't, he's naked.

Why do you want to see him naked? Is it to do with your username?

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I actually know a fellow who used to wear knickerbockers as an undergrad, and when asked why, would reply "To cover my nakedness!"

Mormon theologians are a curious bunch.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow

Vesi posted:

What do we know about Philippe's father? Was it in the blogs since I don't remember anything in the comics?

He's dead.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Teodor is hung like a cranberry and that bothers Onstad.

feetnotes
Jan 29, 2008

pants_come_off

McKilligan
May 13, 2007

Acey Deezy
This is a long shot, but does anyone happen to have any vector files for any of the characters? I've got a buddy making some customized hip-flasks for a bachelor party, so it's be awesome have have a little picture of Ray to go along with 'Being in trouble is a fake idea'.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Bust Rodd posted:

Watching Achewood die was kind of like watching your awesome cussin-and-fighting grandpa slowly succumb to dementia until eventually he stops showing up at holidays.

loga mira
Feb 16, 2011

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE NAZIS?

McKilligan posted:

This is a long shot, but does anyone happen to have any vector files for any of the characters? I've got a buddy making some customized hip-flasks for a bachelor party, so it's be awesome have have a little picture of Ray to go along with 'Being in trouble is a fake idea'.

That strip in pdf form is on the honor shop, you can use Inkscape to convert it to svg.

http://www.achewood.com/honorclub.php

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Atmus posted:

Because when he doesn't, he's naked.

Why do you want to see him naked? Is it to do with your username?

True story: the recipe for bollocknese is in Cookbook 2

MMAgCh
Aug 15, 2001
I am the poet,
The prophet of the pit
Like a hollow-point bullet
Straight to the head
I never missed...you

Rollersnake posted:

"Sometimes love is wondering if you trapped an innocent person" hits the hardest out of any line in Achewood for me. Years ago I kind of stumbled out of a bad relationship into a relationship with the woman I would eventually marry, and that is just the perfect expression of the guilt you feel as a depressed person in a relationship with someone awesome who deserves better than what you're emotionally capable of giving. :smith:

Halloween Jack posted:

I'll see you and raise

Belated but no less relevant: "There ought to be a prison for dudes who think they can make some happiness in this life"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


"yes please come over and take a picture of me or I can come to your house and we can take the picture there" is so great.

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
That got me rereading the wedding storyline, and I totally forgot Roast Beef's mom made an appearance in the police blotter.

LordNagash
Dec 29, 2012

Rollersnake posted:

That got me rereading the wedding storyline, and I totally forgot Roast Beef's mom made an appearance in the police blotter.

He took out his entire family basically before the wedding, it's so amazing.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I'm rereading it as well and I love how Lyle's whole rock 'n' roll tough guy deal completely falls apart in the face of Ray's dad.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



March 4, 2002

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Ostad knew.

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug

LordNagash posted:

He took out his entire family basically before the wedding, it's so amazing.

He certainly took out Showbiz but I assumed his mom and George/Nina hosed themselves up?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

withak posted:

Ostad knew.



January 17, 2003

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Pastry of the Year posted:



January 17, 2003

WIFE OF JARED'S NEIGHBOR IS PREGNANT. EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS JARED.

Laputanmachine
Oct 31, 2010

by Smythe
is perhaps most basic idea

MMAgCh
Aug 15, 2001
I am the poet,
The prophet of the pit
Like a hollow-point bullet
Straight to the head
I never missed...you

Deathlove posted:

He certainly took out Showbiz but I assumed his mom and George/Nina hosed themselves up?
On the one hand, it seems that way. On the other hand, remember that in some circles he is known as The Quiet Digressor.

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
Ramses immediately recognizing a gay porn star and just being like "oh hey, I like your work" is among my favorite little moments in that whole storyline.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Ha ha! Hope nobody liked THIS rope! 'CAUSE THIS AIN'T ONE 'A THE BETTER ROPES NO MORE!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

random comic button got me this:



Achewood knew.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Pastry of the Year posted:

random comic button got me this:



Achewood knew.

A famous actor is gonna play franks and sacks with my favorite kid?! Get me the drat phone, fool!

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Pastry of the Year posted:

random comic button got me this:



Achewood knew.

That's because they PAY ATTENTION.

Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition

NoneMoreNegative posted:

A famous actor is gonna play franks and sacks with my favorite kid?! Get me the drat phone, fool!

I often think that Death Relationship would be a good name for a low-budget, campy horror film.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

davidspackage posted:

That's because they PAY ATTENTION.

How come most dudes suck?

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib

Jerusalem posted:

How come most dudes suck?

Beats me, man. Beats me why most dudes suck. Sure as hell ain't my scene.

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


Any excuse to repost this:

http://4thletter.net/2013/07/those-are-some-achewood-mashups-i-have/

Laputanmachine
Oct 31, 2010

by Smythe
That League of Extraordinary Gentlemen mashup is a work of art. So perfect.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
Today I cooked Ray Steak (without wine)
It came out so good, but I learned that it’s not a recipe meant to be cooked in a small, poorly ventilated apartment

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Lyle absolutely loves pornography

e: god the next one --- "When Google can't do something, it's like being tied down and watching your dad get beat up."

KICK BAMA KICK fucked around with this message at 07:11 on Nov 20, 2017

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

Lyle absolutely loves pornography

e: god the next one --- "When Google can't do something, it's like being tied down and watching your dad get beat up."

And then you click forward a few times and suddenly PS: I SPIT ON YOUR MONEY

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I want to see the hidden room under churches where old ladies go to die

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Johnny Aztec posted:

I want to see the hidden room under churches where old ladies go to die



You know what, that is pretty radical.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

What happens if kids smoke? (die)

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
Every time Ray burps, "an angel gets a plantar wart," or so he says. He has had some wine.

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Update: Lyle has been arrested.

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