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Flipswitch
Mar 30, 2010


Made me think of this thread, colleage bought a board game earlier and these came in it.

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Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



Moola posted:

thread relevant


As a Jojo fan I would be in favor of this.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Moola posted:

thread relevant



The new Nier: Automata character DLC: BBC12

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Screaming Idiot posted:

The new Nier: Automata character DLC: BBC12

:drat:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Penis sheaths are a major part of some traditional tribal dress in New Guinea.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

goatface posted:

Penis sheaths are a major part of some traditional tribal dress in New Guinea.

noice

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
I'd argue the chest and abs would be naked. Dunno if the ladies are that turned on by shlongs in a vacuum.

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

Moola posted:

thread relevant



No pectoral window: 7/10.

Weirdo
Jul 22, 2004

I stay up late :coffee:

Grimey Drawer
I think it's kind of juvenile response to assume that people who point out exaggerated anatomy simply "hate boobs".

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
Boobs are adult and if you don't like them you're not an adult, you're a dumb kid who hasn't ever had sex. it's pretty simple. :smug:

Wapole Languray
Jul 4, 2012

I'm into X-Wing, which comes with pre-painted minis, but some people like to customize them. This has... mixed results. Thankfully being a game about spaceship dogfights means boobs are not really a thing, but I still found a few... oddnesses.

Most X-Wing repaints are in the "Unique but simple" category:



Other times you get cool repaint ideas like this mid-cloak TIE Phantom.



Then you have mods, where you alter the model itself.



Of course not everyone can have that level of y'know... talent.



And some people forget that they aren't playing Warhams



Then you have the just bizarre repaints



And of course:


JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
There was that one sexy Millennium Falcon, wasn't there?

If you want to do sexy planes, copy some WWII bomber nose art.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Flipswitch posted:

Made me think of this thread, colleage bought a board game earlier and these came in it.



Gomdelf the Red

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

JcDent posted:

There was that one sexy Millennium Falcon, wasn't there?

If you want to do sexy planes, copy some WWII bomber nose art.

The X-Wing community lost when Kill la Kill didn't finish his Decimator with homoerotic Kylo pinups.

Frobbe
Jan 19, 2007

Calm Down
When you decide titanfall is cooler than nearly dead marines entombed in a warmachine

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
"Bitch you thought"

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Frobbe posted:

When you decide titanfall is cooler than nearly dead marines entombed in a warmachine



Maybe there's only a tiny piece of nearly dead marine left and they're ride-sharing.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Clearly, this is a dreadnought chestburster.

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



JcDent posted:

I'd argue the chest and abs would be naked. Dunno if the ladies are that turned on by shlongs in a vacuum.

Can confirm from personal experience that women aren't turned on by schlongs in a vacuum.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
When I had my schlong in a vacuum she just laughed at my screams.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Frobbe posted:

When you decide titanfall is cooler than nearly dead marines entombed in a warmachine



Titan falls are cooler than dumb dreads tho

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008

Moola posted:

Titan falls are cooler than dumb dreads tho

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Frobbe posted:

When you decide titanfall is cooler than nearly dead marines entombed in a warmachine



You sure you have enough scrolls on that thing?

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo

Moola posted:

Titan falls are cooler than dumb dreads tho

This is incredibly wrong.


They are both very cool.

Kabuki Shipoopi
Jun 22, 2007

If I fall, you don't get the head, right? If you lose the head, you're fucked!

Frobbe posted:

When you decide titanfall is cooler than nearly dead marines entombed in a warmachine



Where the gently caress is that Uber...

:stare:

Oh.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

mango sentinel posted:

This is incredibly wrong.


They are both very cool.

BT would kick a dreads rear end

https://i.imgur.com/3Bb74R0.mp4

Moola fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Nov 22, 2017

Farts
Nov 4, 2005
While I don't have a ton of minis, I am perfectly fine painting a scantily clad woman every now and then (mostly the Reaper Con Sophie ones) because I am a pervert.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
hey at least you're honest bro

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo

Moola posted:

BT would kick a dreads rear end

https://i.imgur.com/3Bb74R0.mp4

Well of course he would. He's an HQ if not a full on Lord of War.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
I never played Titanfall but aren't they way more like Knights than dreads?

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo

Schadenboner posted:

I never played Titanfall but aren't they way more like Knights than dreads?

Titans about 20-25 feet tall, Knights are like 35. They're closer to Redemptors in scale.

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



Farts posted:

While I don't have a ton of minis, I am perfectly fine painting a scantily clad woman every now and then (mostly the Reaper Con Sophie ones) because I am a pervert.

I don't really get the hate on GW. The female models don't seem that sexualized to me, except for maybe a few Slaanesh models. But those are closer to like siren/succubus type scary demon chicks and are on theme. They don't strike me as sexual beyond like a standard mythology sense at all despite their scantily cladness.

Under representation of women is somewhat valid, esp. in the factions that have a lot of models that aren't in armor. The armored ones it's hard to add "definitely women" models, e.g. Space Marines, without adding hips and tits that start to sexualize the model and defeat the purpose.

There's always that guy that drills out and paints a butthole, or makes a tittyfex, but I don't relate that guy to GW any more than I relate truck nuts to Ford.

e: content



On top of the idea and paint job of the model being just :cripes:, those feet

vaginite fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Nov 22, 2017

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
The hate isn't on GW specifically, but more on nerds who keep paying money for naked miniatures that are often not even good.

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo
I will buy sexy nude Miniatures but they come out of my pornography budget not my wargaming budget.

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



Most of GW's exposed tits have been on hermaphrodite lobster people, bondage cows, or snake worms.

...Where they belong.

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC
As far as the industry goes, GW is a mild offender. When you're going up against Kingdom Death, the worst of Malifaux/Infinity and indie titty models, Sisters BDSM nun armour and the Dark Eldar slave models are small fries.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
The biggest reason to complain about GW is their business practises, not the minis

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

SteelMentor posted:

As far as the industry goes, GW is a mild offender. When you're going up against Kingdom Death, the worst of Malifaux/Infinity and indie titty models, Sisters BDSM nun armour and the Dark Eldar slave models are small fries.

hmm, has corvus belli or wyrd ever sold miniatures with bare breasts for their game that was marketed heavily toward adolescent boys?

:thunk:

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Flipswitch
Mar 30, 2010


i think cb has one actual topless model who is a cat/vixen girl hybrid thing. my friend painted a tank top onto hers.

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