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poisonpill posted:Thank you for saving our basketball players from China prison Mister President CHAI-na, it's pronounced CHAI-na
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President getting up at the crack of down to let us know black people are ungrateful tyvm for your service Mr Trimp
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nickhimself posted:I so badly want the Chinese president to go on American media record as saying tump did absolutely nothing to get those kids released, and that he's baffled as to why he keeps suggesting he did. that's a putin alpha move Xi probably doesn't want to rock the boat and will let him take credit for the Great Wall of China if that directs his anger elsewhere
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alphabettitouretti posted:A cop movie about a detective who doesn't follow the rules, but instead of getting demoted to traffic duty he's sent to keep the handsy attorney general away from teenagers. I imagine it would have extended chase scenes á la Borne
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yeah, xi is way sneaker than putin and he'll be happy to let trump take credit while he sets up trade deals with the asian countries we just hosed over by pulling out of the TPP it's a much better own that embarrassing trump for five minutes
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Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great President is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Trump bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am President”
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Tump is the lovely little kid walking around your local grocery store, tethered to a leash that's held by his texting, distracted mom. He's yelling at strangers and knocking stuff off of shelves, but as soon as he's about to get run over by a shopping cart, mommy yanks the tether which violently pulls him back toward her. He's kicking and screaming, snot's streaming down his nose and running into his mouth which creates snot bubbles which pop off of his chubby little lips between loud protests of "Mine! My candy! Me! Give me! Me! Me!" He's a loving trash elemental who makes the day of anyone unfortunate enough to come in contact with him measurably worse, but at the end of the day his mommy still has the tether in-hand, ready to yank him back in before he can get himself killed.
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Catastrophe posted:Reminder: I don’t recall who said this about someone else upthread, but THIS guy looks like he didn’t listen to Indy and opened his eyes when the Nazis opened the Ark.
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Nov 22, 2017 14:01
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Pretty sure he just wants the media spotlight off of Moore.
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Nov 22, 2017 14:03
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i doubt he's smart enough to want that
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Alan Smithee posted:Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great President is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Trump bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...IT WAS ME”
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Blast of Confetti posted:i doubt he's smart enough to want that No what that means is that he wants the media spotlight off of Moore because he can't stand being ignored
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nickhimself posted:Tump is the lovely little kid walking around your local grocery store, tethered to a leash that's held by his texting, distracted mom. Lol where did you find this?
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Alan Smithee posted:Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great President is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Trump bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am President”  tweets from a clown when theres no john kelly around
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Nov 22, 2017 14:13
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Excuse me sir, this is a Wendy's Drive-thru. I am losing it over here This is the President of the USA.
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fridge corn posted:Lol where did you find this? suck some balls 
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Blast of Confetti posted:much like the fact that more than one crime can be committed by more than one person at a time, i am also capable of remembering that the current POTUS donald j trump fully endorses a pedophile while also melting down because a guy who's entire deal is to start poo poo for publicity to sell basketball tshirts is starting a twitter war with them But while you remember him endorsing a pedophile your brain forgot that current POTUS donald j trump has also been accused of raping a child, along with at least a dozen accusations of sexual assault and a video of him talking about how much he loves to sexually assault young women. Outbrained by 5D chess again libtards.
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Over There posted:Pretty sure he just wants the media spotlight off of Moore. Yep. And off of net neutrality. Those few tweets were his most calculated ones yet.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Is it safe to say that the Lavar tweets are super racist dog whistles? Remember when like 5 CEOs resigned from his advisory councils, and the only one he lashed out at was the one black guy?
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:Remember when like 5 CEOs resigned from his advisory councils, and the only one he lashed out at was the one black guy? it's called being uppity when black people and/or women do it
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fridge corn posted:Lol where did you find this? I woke up, read the thread for morning lol's, and decided to contribute If you liked it, IT WAS ME! If you didn't, also Me!
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 Basically this every time
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Every single time
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Alan Smithee posted:Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great President is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Trump bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am President” Donald Trump's Journal: November 22th, 2017 Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. Mike Huckabee's adult son nearby. This country is afraid of me. As it should be, because I have the might of all the Generals with me, which are great and we have a plan to defeat ISIS in 30 days. I have seen its true face. Not many people are saying this, but it's true. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the bad hombres will drown. Can you believe that? They're telling me "Donald" well actually they're saying "Mr. President, we love this plan! But why not done yet?" The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "IT WAS ME!”
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Imagine I posted the Vince “it was me!” clip but with trumps face instead
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Remember the pastor who talked about how teen girls are pure? https://twitter.com/AynRandPaulRyan/status/933321360654221312?s=17 He said 14 was okay Would not say it is not ok to pursue a 10yo
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That IT WAS ME tweet is something special. That came from the President of the United States. I am struggling to process this.
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George H.W. oval office posted:Imagine I posted the Vince “it was me!” clip but with trumps face instead now I want to see this
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Remember the pastor who talked about how teen girls are pure? He wants to live in the bible so much he’s thinking it’s like 15 AD where girls become women (and legal) after their first period
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This Roy Moore thing has been blown out of proportion. They simply need you to vote for the paedophile so they can cut taxes for the rich. If you want billionaires to get cheaper private jets you gotta crack a few hymens.
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Catastrophe posted:Reminder: 
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A quick look at some of LaVarr Ball's other accomplishments:quote:If only someone in Trump’s inner circle had told him that this is straight out of LaVar’s playbook, that his tried-and-true strategy for promoting the family products is to troll people with a higher profile into speaking his name and, thus, grow the family business along the way. (https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2017/11/19/donald-trump-bait-lavar-balls-big-baller-brand-wins-again/879048001/) Trump is getting played so hard.
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nickhimself posted:I woke up, read the thread for morning lol's, and decided to contribute You definitely contributed to the lols
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ZeroPrimal posted:What's the endgame for these shitheads? What do they get out of it once everything is hosed? They get to ride economy class on the great Solar Ark that will take all the rich people off this planet once the End Times kicks into high gear.
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