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howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

MJ, when you don't want someone to read your lips, hold your hand between your mouth and the other person. You are doing the opposite of that.

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Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
She's fine, as long as she doesn't whisper anything that could be mistaken to be the word Arm, Connors won't give a poo poo.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Alhazred posted:

Is there a reason why he can't get a bionic arm like Misty Knight?
This character kept getting mentioned here so I went to look up who she was

http://marvel.com/characters/37/misty_knight

Jesus Marvel, is that really the best picture to use for her profile page?

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


We’ve all been assuming that Dr Connors will gently caress up an experiment and we’ll get a fairly straightforward redux of Spidey vs the Lizard. But that’s not nearly irrational or unexpected for NSM. I’m excited to see where this one goes

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

What if it works out fine this time?

Then Pete will be whining the whole time as he has to help out making new limb formula instead of being spider-man

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



jjj will become the lizard instead

he'll keep the mustache

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Idea, Misty Knight & Moon Knight teamup.

We can call it, Knight Rider...s.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:




One of you photoshop gods put JJJ's hair and mustache on this here lizard. And please add a PAAAARKER!! speech bubble.

Thanks in advance

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Knormal posted:

This character kept getting mentioned here so I went to look up who she was

http://marvel.com/characters/37/misty_knight

Jesus Marvel, is that really the best picture to use for her profile page?

At least they didn't use that one cover where she's being tentacle raped.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Thanks for reminding me that was a thing that existed

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


In exchange for sparing my planet, Galactus turned me into the herald of bad comics.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Knormal posted:

This character kept getting mentioned here so I went to look up who she was

http://marvel.com/characters/37/misty_knight

Jesus Marvel, is that really the best picture to use for her profile page?
Yeah I'm surprised they couldn't fit some butt in.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Knormal posted:

This character kept getting mentioned here so I went to look up who she was

http://marvel.com/characters/37/misty_knight

Jesus Marvel, is that really the best picture to use for her profile page?

hey, at least she came out of it better than the picture they used for coleen wing in the related characters tab.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Mover posted:

We’ve all been assuming that Dr Connors will gently caress up an experiment and we’ll get a fairly straightforward redux of Spidey vs the Lizard. But that’s not nearly irrational or unexpected for NSM. I’m excited to see where this one goes

Sometimes the greatest surprise is a straight punch over the course of six months.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Dr. Connors will drink the serum and turn into a normal sized lizard

He'll still fight Peter

Spider-man will still lose

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Mover posted:

We’ve all been assuming that Dr Connors will gently caress up an experiment and we’ll get a fairly straightforward redux of Spidey vs the Lizard. But that’s not nearly irrational or unexpected for NSM. I’m excited to see where this one goes

MJ gets turned into a lizard?

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Peter helps him make a new serum, incorporating some of his own magic blood. Dr. Connors then turns into a giant spider.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

There are wolf spiders. Why not lizard spiders.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Samuringa posted:

Dr. Connors will drink the serum and turn into a normal sized lizard

He'll still fight Peter

Spider-man will still lose
He'll turn into a normal size lizard and then just keep on doing science. As a lizard. Nobody will think it's weird.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Based on the pattern of the last few arcs, Lizard will become Spidey's surrogate *rolls dice* brother and then they'll murder *spins wheel* Paste-Pot Pete in cold blood.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

Based on the pattern of the last few arcs, Lizard will become Spidey's surrogate *rolls dice* brother and then they'll murder *spins wheel* Paste-Pot Pete in cold blood.

by *rolls dice* shooting him in the face with his own paste gun, and then watching him suffocate to death take a nap

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

Based on the pattern of the last few arcs, Lizard will become Spidey's surrogate *rolls dice* brother and then they'll murder *spins wheel* Paste-Pot Pete in cold blood.

Man, now I wish I knew how to generate a generator :(
Spider-man goes to ______ and team-ups with ______, who becomes his surrogate ______, and then they murder ______ in cold blood with/out Spidey knowing.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Wait wait, hold on, I've got one...

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Spider-man goes to Sabretooth and team-ups with Sabretooth, who becomes his surrogate Sabretooth, and then they murder Sabretooth in cold blood with/out Spidey knowing.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Needs a Wolverine cameo.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Next Time: Wolverine!
The team-up, or the target? You decide!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Panel 2 makes no sense unless she's wearing a massive strap-on.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

JJJ is supposed to be in town, right? Surely his Menace-Sense must be tingling by now.

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

Unkempt posted:

Panel 2 makes no sense unless she's wearing a massive strap-on.

Why wouldn't she be?

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005


The gently caress are they standing in front of in panel 1?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

notthegoatseguy posted:

The gently caress are they standing in front of in panel 1?

he's been smashing the place for days if not weeks. things got a bit messed up.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

They're reacting like that because they don't know how to tell her Dr. Conners hung a NO GIRLS ALLOWED sign at his Everglades clubhouse.

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

notthegoatseguy posted:

The gently caress are they standing in front of in panel 1?

conners hosed an entire small car through the wall a couple of days before spidey threw up, he found the engine block just as they showed up and threw it out too which is what hit peter

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest
i actually cant even remember what size the thing that hit peter was, it's been what months since that strip??

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Unkempt posted:

Panel 2 makes no sense unless she's wearing a massive strap-on.

Stop reading my diary

Maxwell Adams
Oct 21, 2000

T E E F S
I really, really want Peter to try making a radioactive lizard to bite Dr. Connors.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
"Pssst. Peter. You should go help him out, so if he does turn into a giant murderous lizard in the middle of the swamp, Spider-Man will be there to fix stuff before anyone gets eaten."

-three seconds later-

"And I'm coming too!"

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?
Alright, gonna place my bet on "MJ becomes the Lizard this time". Or wait, Connors and MJ become Lizards and Spidey teams up with JJJ.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



The Lord of Hats posted:

Alright, gonna place my bet on "MJ becomes the Lizard this time". Or wait, Connors and MJ become Lizards and Spidey teams up with JJJ.

MJ is so competent, that if she became The Lizard, Earth would be a barren rock devoid of life in a week (2 years in NSM time).

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head58
Apr 1, 2013

All I know is I’m so looking forward to seeing a humanoid lizard with a big mustache. In about 6 months.

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